Kin-ell, has everyone suddenly gone back to work? What a nightmare walking Charlie this morning. Lots of people milling around and the number of cars down side streets; I thought we were trying to cross the M6 at one point!
Millions of dog owners up and down the country are getting their four-legged family members groomed ready for Crimble. Charlie has just come back from his spruce up; he was only at the groomers at the beginning of the month! #MultiMillionPoundBusiness
I had eight hours of sleep last night, and this morning I feel like I've had a stroke or something? Brain feels wobbly, forgot to cook for everyone, forgot the washing, and feel as giddy as hell! Clearly, too much sleep is dangerous.
Don't you just love it when someone comes on the phone almost sobbing their eyes out that the company router has gone kaput, and yet three hours later, you're still waiting for them to respond to the quote you sent! 🤷♂️
I used to think that news reports about housing shortages in the UK were a load of old codswallop and designed to encourage councils to tear up Brownfield status on as much land as possible. Having watched my daughter desperately trying to buy a flat 14 times so far, I can see there really is a shortage of affordable housing.
Are people really that stupid? When we all watched that video a while back of a man kicking a robot mule and the thing desperately trying to right itself, did you not stop and say to yourself, "Hang on, all that needs is a gun and a camera!"
It gives me a great sense of 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 to hear that staff returning to the office from the protective bubble of working from home or Furlough are all coming down with coughs and colds that refuse to go away now that we're all back to breathing one another's air. 🤧 🤒
Finalmente a comunidade socioantrophilocientífica mundial, que se debruçou por anos sobre a PRIMORDIAL questão humana, 'qual a posição correta do papel higiênico?' chegou hoje a um consenso definitivo.