Kin-ell, has everyone suddenly gone back to work? What a nightmare walking Charlie this morning. Lots of people milling around and the number of cars down side streets; I thought we were trying to cross the M6 at one point!
Thomas mastodon (AP)
At least you're home!

Make the most of today. It's back to work tomorrow.

stannard mastodon (AP)
Ah... hahaha, I shall have a lie in and think of you youngsters having to go to work.

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This morning myself and my credit cards are going to Mammas & Pappas to buy some bits for my forthcoming grandchild.
ghostdancer mastodon (AP)
Congratulations, on the grandchild side not on the credit card punishment .

Millions of dog owners up and down the country are getting their four-legged family members groomed ready for Crimble. Charlie has just come back from his spruce up; he was only at the groomers at the beginning of the month! #MultiMillionPoundBusiness

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If I see one more "We're making changes" notification email, I think I'll scream!
They're like London buses, see one then suddenly thirty-seven come along.
Talk about copying each other. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Syberia mastodon (AP)
This basically applies to everything anymore.

#angry #mad #solution #memes

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I had eight hours of sleep last night, and this morning I feel like I've had a stroke or something? Brain feels wobbly, forgot to cook for everyone, forgot the washing, and feel as giddy as hell! Clearly, too much sleep is dangerous.
Thomas mastodon (AP)
It's not the sleep, it's your age!
I clearly function better on five hours or less.

I have put the lights up on the house at #CastleCannon
ghostdancer mastodon (AP)
From now on it will be known as #CannonDisney

Don't you just love it when someone comes on the phone almost sobbing their eyes out that the company router has gone kaput, and yet three hours later, you're still waiting for them to respond to the quote you sent! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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OMG. So I was like: "Meh, why would I buy a rehash of his early stuff? Some of it was terrible." What a brilliant album TOY is!
Brilliant adventure [1992 - 2001]
#David Bowie

For all my Tory hating friends. #LeSigh

Probably the biggest turnout I've seen for a long time.

I worked from home yesterday and the day before and they've put a new strip light in my office!

I have been playing Call of Duty Vanguard and them Japanese are sneaky feckers!

Tad busy today.

When you're not having a very good day, it's a joy when someone says something nice about you. I do love the #Hive community.


Just had some "Trick or Treat" visitors. It's pissing down out there, poor sods.
I noticed it was dad doing the chaperone honours.

Jayzus! That's the second M2 Drive that's fried

Oi, Google. Any chance you can tell me which one? Oh wait, it's a sort of advert in't it?

"One or more of the passwords saved in your Google Account appeared in a data breach from a site or app that you use. Your Google Account is not affected.

I'd love one of these, but the shipping cost to the UK will make it very expensive. :-( #raspberrypi

Oh god! Someone in the office just did a massive sneeze, and now their screen is covered in sticky snot. ๐Ÿคข

If you've got Netflix and you're a Geek, you need to watch this:
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I used to think that news reports about housing shortages in the UK were a load of old codswallop and designed to encourage councils to tear up Brownfield status on as much land as possible. Having watched my daughter desperately trying to buy a flat 14 times so far, I can see there really is a shortage of affordable housing.

Little did I know in the 70s that I would be stopping off at a garage to pick up chocolate Croissants for breakfast at the office one day. ๐Ÿฅ

ROTFLMAO The BBC is getting really desperate now!

๐—•๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ '๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜†', ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€

I just can't shift this stupid cough!

No breakfast this morning. I'm starving, and all I have in my desk drawer is a pot noodle. ๐Ÿฅบ

Are people really that stupid? When we all watched that video a while back of a man kicking a robot mule and the thing desperately trying to right itself, did you not stop and say to yourself, "Hang on, all that needs is a gun and a camera!"

Thomas mastodon (AP)
It's about time! I've ordered my T-800 decades ago.

I am back on the Statins, so surely I can go back on these?

Great! The stupid plastic frame of my glasses has broken. I tried some of that rubbish Gorilla glue and now have glue all over the lens. I can tell how the day is going to pan out.

It gives me a great sense of ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† to hear that staff returning to the office from the protective bubble of working from home or Furlough are all coming down with coughs and colds that refuse to go away now that we're all back to breathing one another's air. ๐Ÿคง ๐Ÿค’


Finalmente a comunidade socioantrophilocientรญfica mundial, que se debruรงou por anos sobre a PRIMORDIAL questรฃo humana, 'qual a posiรงรฃo correta do papel higiรชnico?' chegou hoje a um consenso definitivo.


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We need a new hoover at #CastleCannon the missus says there's no way we're spending ยฃ599 on Hoover "But its got spinning floor cleaning pads bubb!"

๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด ๐—๐—ฒ๐˜โ„ข ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฌ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ ๐—ฉ๐—ฆ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐—ฅ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿต๐—ฆ๐Ÿฏ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ฉ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜‚๐—บ ๐—–๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ

Price of #Hive must be dropping? I see my account is no longer worth over $2000.00 :'(
Thomas mastodon (AP)
But you're very valuable to me!
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