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Remember children. You voted this lot in.

Winter fuel payments will now be means tested.

Never mind whose fault it is. Taking money from vulnerable pensioners can't be right?
#Labour
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in reply to dick_turpin

The 'review of new hospital program' seems even wrose; of course they'll point out it's not the 'vulnerable' pensioners....
in reply to dick_turpin

So a couple of people have said to me, "They've got plenty of money!" (i.e. pensioners) Even the wife said, "Have you seen all the pensioners in Marks & Spencer?"

My response is the same as Jeremy Clarkson's. "So, in other words, you work hard all your life and put some money aside so that your retirement, where you have no other income other than your pension, is slightly more comfortable and along comes a group of people who notice you have a couple of quid and take it off you to give to some workshy layabout. And they call that socialism."

I'm not angry because I already knew this was the kind of thing Labour does and will always do. The Labour Party may well change its outward appearance, but at its core, the only idea they have is to take from one to give to another. Labour's idea of 'growth' is to increase the size of public employees so that:
A. There are more union members.
B. Employment and wage increases are guaranteed.

#RantOver



That's his days numbered as Director of the FBI.
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There's going to be lots of unhappy residents up and down the country.
I can see it now: "Why must they come here? This is not what I voted Labour for! Getting free houses........" 🤣

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Not sure how you're going to get the money back? Purchases are covered under legal transactions. If only these things were as simple as Labour makes out.
#politics #Labour #money
https://x.com/RachelReevesMP/status/1815672962244018326


The solution to this Rental problem is to make it illegal to offer properties for rent that are mortgaged, and only accommodation wholly owned by the landlord can be rented or leased.

This has two effects
1. The landlord is forced to offer reasonable rents because around 90% of the figure will be total profit.

2. Fewer homes will be purchased because tenants will no longer pay the landlord's mortgage, thus increasing the stock of available houses for purchase. In the long term, this will bring house prices down as more choices will be available.
#Renting #Landords #Housing #ukgovernment

'𝗜 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 £𝟱𝟬,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲'
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Remember, children, you voted this man in. Judging by his behaviour over the last few days I think you might regret it.

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#politics #anarchy



BBC Weather this morning.

"There is a severe weather warning in place until Saturday"

That'll be just for today, then, won't it? 🤦‍♂️



𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗮: "What are we going to do? The prisons are bursting with criminals!"
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿: "We need a quick fix that makes it look like we are 'doing something'
𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗮: "Tax the rich?"
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿: "Not yet, we're saving that for when we're really in the shit."
𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗮: "Build some prisons? We've got plenty of workers flocking across the English channel now."
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿: "I've got a better idea. Release prisoners early because they can't be that bad, can they? Plus, we can tell everyone how clever we are in reducing overcrowding within the first few days of taking over."
#politics #Labour
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in reply to Steve

That's what opposition is, you silly boy, find fault. You've had your turn for the last fourteen years. Now, it's your time to defend the indefensible. 🤣
in reply to dick_turpin

Hey, I'm interested to see how they can be better. Can't be much worse for sure. Of course you are a Tory, but I'm not a dedicated Labour guy. I just want what's best for the country, not pointless sniping (e.g. criticising what they wear) :)


If this is true, it's the worst possible outcome for Labour. It will mean even less affordable accommodation if we accept that renting is cheaper than buying a house. These properties will be bought for home ownership, not for renting.

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It still takes that option off the table. I did a very brief search earlier because another thought crossed my mind. Apparently, the least viable lease you can sell on a property is 40 years in terms of what banks will lend mortgages against. So, I wonder if any Landlords will consider selling leases as an immediate cash injection to use on other projects while (hopefully, if they survive) having a retirement asset to sell off once the lease reverts back to them.

I await the "Equity Release For Landlords" scheme. 🤣



I bet France is glad it doesn't have Proportional Representation?
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c51y4z…


Visit the countryside while it's still there! "Mummy, what's a meadow?"
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in reply to Stephen Michael Kellat

At least you won't be bankrupt like we will in about three years.

Do you think you'll get Trump for a second term? Americans can't possibly elect that senile old fool Biden?

in reply to dick_turpin

I'm not sure it'll matter at this point. Both sides are starting to sound like they're the IRA and Sinn Fein gearing up for a long conflict akin to The Troubles. That would tear us apart in fairly short order if the Capitol Insurrection was any indication.

It is too early in the day to be so maudlin. I can't deny it is looking pretty bad. On the bright side there is still plenty of countryside for all to visit here in the Americas...



When Rishi Sunak sets out his stall as the opposition, it will be backed by a group of people he barely knows now that nearly all the well-known names are out of a job.
#politics #GE2024

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"𝗤𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘂𝘀 𝗩𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘀, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗘𝗮𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀!"

Poor Margaret must be spinning in her grave. 😢
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#politics #GE2024

in reply to dick_turpin

Former seats of Cameron, Johnson and May plus current of Truss all flipped. Where is the Tory heartland now?


My former MP Eddie Hughes, who buggered off to what I presume he thought was a safe seat in Tamworth, is out of a job.
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Maybe if he had stayed with the Constituency, he might have won because he was well-liked in the town.
#politics #GE2024

in reply to dick_turpin

Did we ever see the report about Russian interference with the Tories?


And so, as everyone knew, the Conservatives are barely represented in UK society today, having suffered the worst defeat in British political history. While there will be lots of jubilation for those who voted Labour, I can't help feeling that the biggest factor in their victory was that the Tories handed it to them on a plate, not only with their behaviour but also the arrogance of their belief in the former majority they held and that it wasn't won through any groundbreaking manifesto promises. In my opinion, a large proportion voted Labour to "Get the Tories out". To coin a phrase: "How the mighty have fallen." But as has been pointed out, that's democracy for you, and it proves that "Votes" do count.

Obviously, as a lifelong Tory voter myself, I'm not convinced that Labour is the answer or can address the problems facing us today, but they now have five years and an unbeatable majority to prove myself and my fellow Conservative voters wrong. From my point of view, all I can hope for now is for the Party to overhaul itself and look for By-Election opportunities to start clawing seats back.

Well done, Labour, the people have spoken.
#politics #GE2024

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so it turned out even Brexit couldn't heal there internal divisions.

It's just a shame they could not put the country first, rather than their internal problems.

It will be interesting to see when Sunak steps down.

in reply to Chris Ellis

I get the feeling he would love to be the party leader who brought them back from the abyss.


I wonder if, at some stage tomorrow, Rishi will start sending out Tweets telling supporters to 'show up' at Westminster to protest the stolen election? 😉


Loving all these people posting photos of their ballot papers.
https://x.com/alexharmstrong/status/1808828289382752721

Interestingly, I've not seen any Labour or Conservative ones?
#politics #GE2024 #vote

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in reply to Steve

I've seen a good few. Liberal, ReformUK and a Green party.
in reply to dick_turpin

I don't think you can map that to results. Reform knobs like to boast :)


So caught up in today's UK elections forgot to wish our American cousins:
"HAPPY TREASON DAY."

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200+ Seats would be awesome. 100 seats would be catastrophic. Then again, I remember the last time everyone thought the Tories would lose, and they were returned with an even bigger majority.
#politics #GE2024 #vote #KeepTheFaith


It's so depressing seeing people posting with glee at the Conservative's potential demise when they themselves have never lived under a Labour government or are too young to remember the last one. You have no idea.
#politics #GE2024 #vote
in reply to dick_turpin

@wiredfire

I agree the Iraq war was a warcrime.

Regarding the tories:
We've also had Liz Truss losing 30bn quid in one week because she was criminally reckless and stupid, we had billions of public money stolen by the tories through the PPE and TrackandTrace scandals.
Brexit was driven by the tory right, and the the tory press lied on their behalf.
Thatcher privatised the water industry, which has led inevitably to our rivers and sea being full of shit.

in reply to Captain Jack Sparrow

I agree, Truss was not only a massive mistake but a huge disappointment given she was billed as the reincarnation of my hero Maggie.

With regard to PPE, Furlough, and, let's not forget, the Nightingale hospitals at £60M a pop, it depends on your perspective. While I was stunned at how the government literally handed over cash without any checks or balances, one could argue it was the right thing to do at the time, given everyone was shit scared of dying. Personally, I'd far rather they threw money away rather than clamp down on bureaucracy. What should have happened was for the Royal Commission to look into ALL payments made by the government at that time, with powers to recover funds where appropriate.

I agree with Margaret Thatcher. It is not the government's role to run businesses and provide employment. Where it all falls down is the likes of OFWAT, either not having enough power or not really doing their job properly and sanctioning the arse off, in this case, the water companies.



𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗻
It is the epitaph of the Conservatives, I suspect.
#politics GE2024 #vote

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ROTFLMAO

Apparently, the Liberals think this is a good video to promote their suitability to govern.
https://x.com/i/status/1808199262133535175
I thought the Monster Loony Raving Party was a spent force?
#politics #GE2024 #vote



𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻.

Wanna know why I'm a moaning caaant? This is why.

A guy has a 2011 PC running W7, but Office won't activate on it. He sends us a second PC he's found and asks us to transfer everything over. The only trouble is that it's that old story: "If it's slung up the back of a cupboard, there's a reason." It's a 2009 PC!

I offer him an i5, 32GB 256 M.2 plus M365; he tries to tell me they have a bunch of M365 licenses and "Can't we use one of those?" after telling him to basically fook off, he then says, "Well, you can have it here in a bit can't you?" I have to explain that; basically, he's wasted the morning, and now our guys are starting lunches, and if he's lucky, he'll have it this afternoon.

Why do people take three weeks to decide and then think they can have it within the hour?

#RantOver

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So here's the dilemma: The Conservatives, whom I have voted for since the age of 18, will lose. I accept that. Normally, I would berate anyone for "Voting tactically," but I'm worried that the Tories will be absolutely slaughtered at the Polls tomorrow, and apparently, voting for someone who will lose is a wasted vote. We need a strong opposition, not some mishmash of Heinz 57 parties. With that in mind, I'm tempted to vote for Reform. 😟
#politics #GE2024 #vote
in reply to penguin42

To paraphrase Farage. I'm not interested in winning; that's a foregone conclusion. I'm more concerned about who will be the opposition and how strong that opposition will be. It's no good for the Tories to be in opposition if they only have 80 seats.


There are 650 Constituencies (Seats) in the UK. Your constituency can only send one MP to Parliament, so if your preferred candidate wins, they will take one seat in the house. Don't listen to this bullshit of "A vote for X is, in fact, a vote for Y." vote for who you believe in!
#politics #GE2024 #vote

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if your preferred candidate doesn't win you get no representation of your views.

If there is someone with a realistic chance of winning who partially represents your views and you vote for them you may at least get some representation.

And of course if everybody does that the parties that are least worst get in.

Where it falls down even more is it the least worst option crosses some red lines. Then you either vote for something you don't agree with, vote for someone who you know won't get in or stay home.

I can't really blame people for staying home. If a party wants people to vote, then convince them. "Voter apathy" is really blaming the wrong people.

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I don't believe in proportional representation; I think that only increases the chance of someone "Getting in" who one didn't vote for. I think it's a problem that's getting worse in everyday life, tbh. There is far too much choice. You should see my arguments around my local fish & chip shop.

"Is that a special?"
"WTF is a special? I just want fish-n-chips."
🤣




So if anyone fancies invading a British dependency, sometime after 18:05 would do nicely and if you could have your invasion completed by 09:00 the following day, that would be awfully helpful.
#politics #GE2024 #Vote


It's not all quail eggs and salmon for breakfast.
I wonder if he's humming:

♫ ♪ "I wanna live like common people
I wanna do whatever common people do
Wanna sleep with common people
I wanna sleep with common people like you."
Well,​ what else could I do?
I said "I'll... I'll see what I can do" ♬ ♩



𝗧𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄 𝗴𝗮𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗟𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗹
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#politics #GE2024 #vote
in reply to dick_turpin

Is there a difference between a landslide and an avalanche?


Before people start throwing their toys out of their pram, both the Tories and Labour have been guilty of racism! Labour still has a problem with antisemitism, and the Conservatives have had to deal with Islamaphobia.

If there is such a thing as "Tactical voting", that must mean your votes count!
Remember, you might be stuck with someone for five years, or less, and then you can vote in someone else once the dust has settled.
#politics #Thursday #vote



Rishi Sunak dashes out to Germany, hoping to learn how to win at the last minute!
"It's never over til the fat lady sings!"


"Keir Starmer seems nice enough; the trouble is, you just know somewhere in the Midlands, ASDA is missing a store manager," 🤣🤣🤣
-- Jimmy Carr
#politics

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𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗲 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸?
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#hive
#Hive

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I placed an order yesterday with @huel for three items, and they've still not been dispatched. Their AI assistant is useless! I'm unsure how I can rephrase "Where's my goods!" and ask to speak to a human; that's a joke; it's simply a message for someone who will email me. That's not speaking to a human. I'm a bit techy because the order should be delivered to my office and we don't work weekends.

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And people were chalking up yet another vice of the Tories:
♫ ♪ "And it's all gone quiet over, all gone quiet over there...." ♬ ♩
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#politics #electiongambling


Here's an idea.

You don't like Farage's idea of net zero migration?

Disgusted at Sunak's Rwanda idea?

Wondering why you've worked hard to get ahead only to be taxed because you apparently have broader shoulders?

𝗦𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽
Everyone who feels, quote: "Let 'em all in." can pay a fee per week or month (Depending on how you're paid) and pick an immigrant to sponsor, a bit like those "Adopt a Giraffe" schemes. That way, nobody is unfairly taxed, and nobody can complain. 🃏 😉

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in reply to Steve

No, according to some people, they're all filthy rich, so they'll all be off to much warmer climbs while we all feel the heat of a different kind.