As of 10 am this morning, I'm not supposed to drink tea or coffee for 24 hours.
𝗠𝗲: "Meh, it doesn't bother me. I usually have a cup of tea at 9:30 am and maybe one mid-afternoon, and that's it."
Guess who is now craving a cup of tea?
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I'm obsessed with these Centurion 8-bit minicomputer videos.
I know, but just lately I've had to use them a lot for people who I know are ignoring me. If I don't get a read acknowledgement I'm like Sheldon out of Big Bang Theory and ringing them every five minutes.
Not sure I'm interested in an email client embedded in my web browser?
Vivaldi version 1.0 was finally released. vivaldi.com/features/mail/
Possibly the laziest scammer in Christendom?
From: Peter <peterlawrence26100@gmail.com>
Sent: 09 June 2022 10:15
Subject: Hello,
Notice:
There is a Will concerned that requires your interest. I contacted you before, but still you did not reply. However, reply speedy with your details listed below.
Your Names:
Address:
Phone:
Age:
A copy of the Will shall be sent to you including other information for appraisal upon receipt of your details above. Note, I will not be able to reveal more details to you upon confirming your details above for security reasons.
Thank you.
Dale J Hanson.
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You know, he was able to turn the Xbox on. I wonder if he could be trained to turn the NAS off? I'm not overly worried. The password (as are all my passwords) is pretty evil and even if they did get in I backed the whole QNAP up to the ARGON EON a couple of weeks ago so it'd be Trivial to wipe the QNAP and copy everything back.
I suspect this is the issue: qnap.com/en/security-news/2022…
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For the love of The Pond Gods! What is so special about the 9th of June?
Ordered something from eBay. Delivery: 9th June
Ordered something from Amazon. Delivery: 9th June
Ordered something from Argos. Delivery: 9th June
Ordered something from Dunhelm. Delivery: 9th June
Had to just ask my boss if I can WFH that day or the wife will go mental with the constant doorbell ringing!
Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me.
Oh, and here's another one. The stuff ordered from Dunhelm: Click and collect would come with a delivery cost because half the order had to be sent to the house and half to the store however if I have ALL the items sent to the house it is free delivery?
I'm as confused as you are.
𝗦𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆: A van and a car drove through the red lights, not amber, RED! Forcing my daughter and me off the road!
Learner driver with a driving instructor drove onto the roundabout just as I came level with them!
Maybe booking the week off was not such a good idea? #SaferInTheOffice
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𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "Yeah, you wait. When they get the heating relief money, all those people won't put the money up, and they'll spend it!"
𝗠𝗲: "Yep. The government has basically given everyone the money they were all complaining about that they'd have to find, and now, apart from the food, they're sorted."
𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "I've had my £150."
𝗠𝗲: "Have you? That's good. So it's started to trickle through then?"
𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "Yeah, I bought a top."
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How true. "You can have your own opinions, but you can't have your own facts." That's social media in a nutshell.
I must be missing something here? Who's ever heard of signing up to a Reseller program without knowing what's involved in being a reseller?
"𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮."
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The sky was full of planes this morning while walking the dog; I kid you not! Clearly, as of March 2022, 92,065 people were not worried about fuel bills or food prices. I wonder how many flights there'll be by the end of today? caa.co.uk/Documents/Download/9…
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Weening paedophiles off kids with Dwarfs
Yep, I'm a terrible human; I laughed my guts out.
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