𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "Yeah, you wait. When they get the heating relief money, all those people won't put the money up, and they'll spend it!"

𝗠𝗲: "Yep. The government has basically given everyone the money they were all complaining about that they'd have to find, and now, apart from the food, they're sorted."

𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "I've had my £150."

𝗠𝗲: "Have you? That's good. So it's started to trickle through then?"

𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "Yeah, I bought a top."

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