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So, apparently, the first removal to Rwanda has happened. Not exactly in the way some folks would like to see it implemented, with an illegal crying and pleading while being dragged up the staircase by two big, burly Border Force officers.

According to the report, the illegal happily jumped on a plane with ยฃ3K in his back pocket. The thing is, I'm not sure that's a deterrent. Remember, supposedly, boat people have nothing, which is why they want to get to the UK. So we're giving them a roof over their heads and three square meals a day plus ยฃ3K, and you wonder why the Government is cutting back on PIP.
order-order.com/2024/05/01/kemโ€ฆ

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Just send the government there instead. What a useless shower.
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Given that supposedly the reason lots of people voted "Leave" was because of all "The foreigners", I wonder if those same people will vote Tory, given it looks like they've kept their promise?

I saw a news report last night (Although I'd already heard what was going on) that Border Force is rounding up illegals as they report to signing-on centres like they're supposed to and shipping them to holding centres ready for flights out.

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The leave vote was based on other lies. The Rwanda thing is a ridiculously expensive diversion that won't solve anything. People know how crap the Tories are. Labour have failed to capitalise on this, but may win anyway.

Can you honestly say you are proud of this lot? We deserve better, but they sold out.

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I'm not sure anyone is proud of their government throughout the world.

I'm almost at the point of hoping Labour does win so that those who have never known a Labour government can get a taste of how badly they will take the country down. And as for clueless people who think there's going to be an election before January, there's your average deluded voter right there.

I read with interest that Kier Starmer has stated he fully intends to investigate privatisation opportunities within the NHS, particularly cataract operations. I thought they were the NHS saviours, and it was only the wicked Tories who wanted to sell off the NHS?

If only there were a Utopia that catered for each and every person's needs and quirks.

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So you're not proud of them :)

Politics tends to be a 'least worst' game, but the Tory lurch to the right has been extreme. They got rid of the smart/moderate ones. Labour are not the lefties of old. Starmer is treading a tightrope and compromising on various things. I would like to see him be more radical.

Nobody expects 'utopia', but they do hope for competence and compassion.

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While I would hope I'm not too far right-wing, I have to say I wince at your use of "Compassion" It smacks of rollover and be arse fucked. Personally, I would like to see more firmness, and Rwanda is the first step. The best of it is the UK is doing no different than other EU countries, each of which is shipping their illegals off to less-than-ideal countries such as Romania, which, if anyone bothered to look correctly, is a half-sight more dangerous than Rwanda. But we don't hear about it because the biased BBC et al. don't report it. I've never seen one news report about where Italy, for example, is sending its illegals. I found out by accident TBH. In my book, failure to report is just as bad as fake reporting. If information is withheld, an action looks far worse than it is. I'm convinced if everyone knew the UK is only doing what others are doing, there would be fewer complaints and less people up in arms.


Now the fun starts.
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotlanโ€ฆ
#politcs

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have you sent in your CV? I'd love to see you try the job.
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Everyone should have an opinion; what's wrong with the world today is the fear of voicing one's opinions.
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oh we know you like to voice yours. Doesn't mean they are right. Likewise with mine. We're overwhelmed with opinions and starved of facts. Or at least people are not trusting journalists who have to check theirs.


Why is this important?
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotlanโ€ฆ
This will give a good indication of voting intentions for #GE2025.
We need to see how well #Labour does.
#Politics

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Birmingham City Council signed off on a two-year ยฃ300M cut last night; they're skint. Broke, the cashbox is empty!

Like it or not, it's due to poor management, two binmen strikes, hosting the Commonwealth games, investing in a shite IT system that cost more than its worth. Being found guilty of underpaying women for years, and yet a union guy was threatening further strike action while others seemed to think there was a magic wand or a printing press in the council basement that was able to continue haemorrhaging money.

What was the total bollocks stock answer that's always given: "Central Government caused this." ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
#cuts #BirminghamCityCouncil

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Yeh I mean if they'd given the ยฃ300M to a local IT company....
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Over ยฃ100M they've spent on the Oracle migration so far, and it's still not working properly.


With so many kids starved by their parents or parents not being able to feed their kids, I have to agree with this: Labour Would Introduce Universal Free Breakfast Clubs in School order-order.com/2024/03/03/phiโ€ฆ via @guidofawkes


It's a pretty clever ploy by the Tories to give everyone a tax cut, hopefully, to buy votes for the General Election, and if that doesn't work, then Labour will look the villain of the part if they win and have to put taxes up to pay for their ideas.

theguardian.com/politics/2024/โ€ฆ



If only we could get one of these on the Moon or Mars, we'd really be able to get the ball rolling. #Colonalisation




It amazes me that people join the Fediverse, X, Facebook, etc., and yet only want to interact with four specific people. #LeSigh #SocialMedia #WalledGarden


Some folk seek solace from the Bible. As the Red Hordes burn their way across the UK, I lament that there is not one single strong leader in the #Conservative party. If only, like King Arthur, Maggie could come back to save us from the looming darkness. #politics #wellingborough
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@steevc Hmm? I was reading up in Private Eye about Labour MPs and their dodgy donations from businesses. Although, in the sense of fairness, businesses donate to both the Tories and Labour. It's good to keep a foot in both camps.
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@dick_turpin Those with money will try to game the system. I'd be in favour of MPs having to wear sponsor logos like those in sport. We know a lot of them go straight from politics to a nicely paid board post.
I do think some of them really care about improving matters, but they are all just human. Money is a powerful motivator.


๐—œ๐˜€๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜ "๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜!"?

A third Labour politician was involved in the Antisemitic furore.
#politics #labour #Antisemetism
news.sky.com/story/third-labouโ€ฆ



Shades of @rickygervais and Afterlife
expressandstar.com/news/local-โ€ฆ

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Pfft, so the former Labour candidate could win even though Labour has withdrawn support. What a complete shambles. Still, that's Labour for you.
news.sky.com/story/rochdale-byโ€ฆ


I've followed Tiger Computing on social media for years. They recently posted a sad post about CentOS's demise and their withdrawal of support for it.
linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:lโ€ฆ #foss #opensource #linuxsupport

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Am I the only one resisting enabling #Ubuntu Pro every time a software update informs me that updates are ready to be installed but that I need to enable Pro to get them?

There is nothing like a little bit of pressure selling, is there? ๐Ÿ’ณ



Higher taxes is the price you pay for a Labour government. However, a large number of Labour voters don't pay tax, so why should they care?

As of 2020-2021 31 Million paid tax
17.3 million were under 25 years old
12.0 million were aged 25 to 39 years.
15.6 million were aged 40 to 59 years.
14.5 million were aged 60 years and over
Total adult population 59.4 Millon. #politics

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I'm mystified why you are obsessed with Liz Truss. She wasn't in office long enough to do anything, and Kwasi Kwarteng introduced the catastrophic budget that brought her down. True, she endorsed it, so I suppose one could argue that as PM, she was ultimately responsible; however, there have been many disastrous budgets over the years, and prime ministers have managed to survive.

I don't think she would have survived anyway without some extraordinary support. I suspect she was given the job because the party old guard didn't want Rishi, so it was better to have an incompetent. Obviously, they tried to make her look more viable by telling everyone she was Thatcherite, but I get the feeling her Thatcherism extends to reading one of Maggie's books.

There's no way Boris is coming back; he's done far too much image damage for the Conservative Party. My money is on David Cameron, and yet I don't want him either after his spineless performance after the referendum. Sadly, there's little choice in terms of credible leaders for the Conservatives.

I'm still convinced he will take over the reins. His appointment was stunningly bizarre. A return to the flat above number 10 is the only credible explanation for him, IMO.

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I didn't see this as you replied to the wrong one :)

As I have said, they are a shambles and not fit to run the country. I know you feel some loyalty to the party, but they are a lost cause. Maybe Labour can actually be better. We may see...

I don't mind paying more tax if we get a functioning country. Various rich people have offered to pay more.



Why would anyone who openly admits they don't have a big following consider starting a Patreon? I mean, seriously, how do people's minds work? They can't build up an audience when it's free (as in money), so why would anyone pay?

Everyone these days wants to sit on their arse on social media getting paid. #LeSigh



Oh for the love of The Pond Gods!
I've just worked out why the stupid drop-off locker didn't like my mobile. The crappy system wanted me to drop the 0 off the beginning of my mobile number, didn't it?



What a PITA that DHL (Come @UPS_UK ) drop-off locker is? I didn't have my glasses, so I couldn't give my email address for the receipt. The damn thing didn't like my mobile for an SMS receipt. I submitted the package anyway. You watch, it'll be "Oh no, we haven't got your parcel."


I have to say, I'm impressed with @Bose. Father Christmas gave me some earbuds over a year ago, which've gone faulty. I went on the support website and gave the serial number (which is bloody hard to get), and they're swapping them out for me. \o/ #resilt

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They know you're an influencer on Fedi and want you to promote them.


Miserable moaning old people are not really miserable moaning old people. It's just in most cases, they've had 60 to 70 years of putting up with PITA morons. It drains you after a bit.

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Should have been either @rickygervais or @0fficialtomhard
planetradio.co.uk/signal1/enteโ€ฆ


The problem with Docker is their man page is wank!

$ docker service
gives you a list of commands; "Ooh! yes, ps [list all services] is what I want."

$ docker service ps

Gives you this shit.

"docker service ps" requires at least 1 argument.

See 'docker service ps --help'.

Usage: docker service ps [OPTIONS] SERVICE [SERVICE...]

I just want to know WTF the busted swarm is doing FFS!



๐—–๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฃ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด: Hang on to yourself ๐Ÿ”Š
David Bowie (Live) [2017 Remastered]



If only @currys did these, they'd be on my Your Plan quicker than you could blink.

๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜€ ๐—ฆ๐—•-๐—–๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ฆ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€



๐—›๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—–๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฅ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ป ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜†๐—น๐˜‚๐—บ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜†.
news.sky.com/story/home-secretโ€ฆ
#Rwanda #irregularmigrants


I'm wondering if this opposition to the UK/Rwanda deal is a race thing because nobody seems to be up in arms about Italy's deal with Albania or the Turkey/Greece deal and all the other EU deals. Obviously, France believes the UK should take its migrants while paying for the pleasure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67โ€ฆ

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Well the article says people are angry about Italy's plan. It's different to the UK one as they will still be processed by their immigration whilst ours could let people live in Rwanda. It's been found to be breaking various laws and may be expensive. It's a way to dodge the real issues driving immigration and we opted out of the right to return people to other 'safe' countries.
Like many things there are no simple solutions, but it helps to work with the neighbours rather
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LOL
And yet the news media is tearing its clothes and gnashing its teeth at how right-wing Europe is becoming, even wheeling out those knackered old accusations of "Facist" and "Nazi" labels in a desperate attempt to stop people talking about the subject or even trying to do something about it.

We will see flights very soon once we install some British lawyers out there. I'm not sure how that makes any difference but I suppose governments always seem to have to jump through hoops to get anything done these days.



I see X wants me to start arguing again? It pisses me off that I'm goaded, and people are shocked and offended when I respond.

My response to this would be:

"But EVERYONE is middle class; in fact, I would argue there's only a small proportion of so-called rich and a huge amount of working families, and if there is still a working class, then Labour has failed! One hundred years and Socialism still hasn't dragged its sorry arse out of the road to Wigan Pier."



I never congratulate people for work anniversaries on LinkedIN most of them are self-employed and couldn't get a proper job if they tried! ๐Ÿ˜›


Better vote Lib Dem if you want to rejoin the EU, although rejoining is a long way down the road, according to their manifesto. I enjoyed reading the section on Asylum & Immigration. I needed a good laugh.

libdems.org.uk/plan



Next time, someone says that the House of Lords should be abolished because it is filled with rich people with nothing better to do; tell them they're idiots and have no idea what they're talking about. They are a valuable safety net for the British people, successfully blocking the Government (Conservative) 496 times since 2010
parliament.uk/about/faqs/houseโ€ฆ

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-668โ€ฆ

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Keir Starmer realises that "Immigration" is going to be a key voting issue in the next General Election. Talk about jumping on the bandwagon.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poliโ€ฆ


Glad to see not a lot has changed with #ArchLinux in terms of needing a certain level of ability. Spun up my VM this morning with 437 updates available but of course pacman refused because mutter43 and mutter are in conflict. The fix for me was:
sudo pacman --remove --nosave --cascade mutter
sudo pacman -Syyu

Oh, and I had to:
sudo mv /usr/bin/WebKitWebDriver beacuse pacman moaned about that too!



Prepare for a new influx of Twitter users and the return of those who left last time.
itv.com/news/2023-07-01/twitteโ€ฆ


Thought I'd better shake the dust off my own instance seeing as @Evan Prodromou kind of reminded me about #castlecannon


Feel a bit guilty for not having logged into my own instance for a while.


"Swap to stop" You've gotta love slogans!
news.sky.com/story/one-millionโ€ฆ


๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ
I do a weekly Newsletter for a customer who seems to be obsessed with "Centre-aligned"
The email has a main offer that, IMO always looks a mess and four smaller offers that look fine. Today she sent the brief over with the main offer, as usual, centre-aligned with a section containing bullet points. ๐Ÿคข
I tidied it up and put the bullet points in a single cell, left-aligned and sent the now tidy results off for approval.
"๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ-๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฉ๐˜ด"
๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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I'm going to ask Nicola Sturgeon to do my Lotto numbers for me because fook is that woman lucky!
Total shock! Resigns as the leader of her country on 15 February 2023
Forty-nine days later, the rozzers come to arrest her old man.
Ten minutes before Constable Cameron turns up at the former First Ministers' home, Nikki manages to leave the house with a couple of bags.
#snp
#snp

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