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And I have discovered a new level of stupidity for IT Support.

A guy calls saying he cannot receive emails from a contact in India, and the emails are going to spam.

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿: "It's not in spam; it's the other one."

𝗠𝗲: "Junk folder?"

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿: "That's the one, but it's not in there."

𝗠𝗲: "Wait, do you mean our quarantine?"

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿: "Yes."

𝗠𝗲: "OK, send us the email address, and we will have a look."

He promptly sends a phone screenshot of the IM conversation with the guy in India who has attached a photo of his desktop with his rejection message (and his email address). The phone screenshot is too small to read, let alone the picture from the IM conversation.

JUST GIVE US THE BLOODY EMAIL ADDRESS!

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I had someone lose their company accounts file - stored on a floppy disk with no backup. I told him to send me a copy of the disk and I'd try to recover it. He sent me 2 A4 pages, with a photocopy of each side of the floppy disk.
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There's the story I've told a few times before.
We used to use another program for remote support, I forget its name now but it began with A and had a red icon.

So one of the lads got this woman to download it and run the executable.

𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿: "Right, can you see that red icon on your desktop? Click on that, please."

𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻: "There's no red icon."

𝘈 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 "𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵. 𝘖𝘩 𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴."

𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿: "OK, What DO you have on your desktop?"

𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻: "I've got a mouse, a keyboard, my coffee mug....."

I shit you not.

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my other favourite was a regular call from someone in an office saying the fax machine was broken. Every time we went there it was working. After about 6 weeks of call outs, I said "OK, I'm going to stand over you while you send a fax and see where the problem is." - she puts the page in the machine, dials the number, presses send, the fax goes through. I say "see, it's working" and she responds by huffing, waving the page at me and saying "it HASN'T sent, look, it's here."
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𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘'𝗦 𝗡𝗢 𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗦
There's staff, just no beds!
#nhs #Capacity #NoBeds
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgly9z…


Watched 24 Hours in Police Custody this morning, which showed the dumbest cop in the UK conducting a search. They find bags of what turns out to be crystal meth, and PC dumbarse opens the bag and sniffs it! Luckily, it wasn't Fentanyl. What a moron.
peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/c…


𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗲 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘁!
#greggs
expressandstar.com/news/2025/0…
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I'm trying to work out if the "It's disgusting" headline is referring to the ongoing effects of inflation or a comment on the greasy mess they get in the paper bag for their extra 5p.
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ASDA hot sausage rolls are tastier (I can't remember how much they are) plus they actually have meat in them rather than Greggs offal paste.
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I bet they made them smaller as well as more expensive. DISGUSTANG!


Two former arch-enemies come together. I'm speechless.
telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/…


It's nice the intelligencia of the #Labour party investing heavily in a technology that's likely to put its supporters and union members out of work.
#ai #MeLaughsAndPoints
news.sky.com/story/uk-to-mainl…


Yeah, there's only one problem with that @MoneySavingExpert My credit card debt is with Barclaycard! 🤦‍♂️


Hold on a minute, @HastingsDirect, how do I know I'm not entitled? I mean, you sent me an email saying that if, as I do, pay by instalments, you'll pay not only the higher rate difference but interest, too. I mean, you even list the date I renewed!

So are you saying not only did you 'mistakenly' overcharge, but you've now mistakenly offered a refund? Are you sure you haven't made another mistake, and I should be refunded?

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Forty minutes of light, sugar-coating snow this morning. The roads are just wet now.
People are driving like there are ten-foot drifts, and the road surface is like Streatham ice rink. 🤦‍♂️

We will never win another war; we're weak and feckless. :-(
#UKSnow


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Just a lile bit.
Probably freeze tonight, Pleased I dont have to travel.


𝐖𝐢𝐟𝐞: "I'm so glad you're back at work today!"
𝐌𝐞: "I'm so glad I'm back at work today!"

𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿

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Now that the dust has settled, #CastleCannon was incredibly underwhelmed with the final Gavin & Stacey. The cast seemed to be working extra hard to create comedy; it didn't come across naturally. The 'party' that led to Smithy oversleeping was a prime example, with the cast acting like they were having a good time rather than looking like they were having a good time. Pam (Alison Steadman) seemed wooden in her (stressed) performances, plus it didn't help that many loved characters were missing. Yeah, yeah. I know Doris is dead in real life.

Favourite bits:
Nessa - Mouth organ
Pete & Dawn
Gwen - Who's coming down the stairs?

Other than that, for me, meh.
#Shrug

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I've been messing with my #openmediavault installations, determined to break them both, and it would appear I have been successful with the #raspberrypi #argoeon
Version 6.9.16-1 (Shaitan)
#omv

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Just stop for a second, put down that nice coffee you're drinking in your secure Western country and think for a minute. Russia believes Ukraine is full of terrorists; Ukraine kills one of Russia's Generals on Russian soil in a bomb attack. Doesn't that sound like a terrorist attack to you? It's undoubtedly an assassination of foreign soil. Imagine if the roles were reversed and it was a Ukrainian General blown up; I bet you'd be ranting and raving then.

telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…





This is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm convinced Israel is simply taking advantage of events. I find it hard to believe that with the leading intelligence service in the world, they were unaware of the terrorist attack about to happen on their soil. It gave them, in their view, the mandate to invade and eradicate Palestine "𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯!" the opportunity to provide Lebanon with a bloody nose and with the current invasion of Syria and access to Eygipt Israel has managed to almost double its landmass without the West batting an eyelid.

Far be it from me to suggest that the UK, America, France, and a few others are lining up to restock Israel's dwindling arms
#Gaza #Lebanon #Syria #israel

amnesty.org/en/documents/mde15…



So Labour's 'quick fix' of halving prisoners' sentences hasn't worked then; it just bought a bit of time. Of course, far be it from me to point out that any political party could have done that!
#politics

independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli…

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I'm starting to change my mind about #GreggWallce. I'm now thinking this is political correctness going too far yet again, and the so-called "distress" is exaggerated for media consumption.

Jim Davidson hit the nail on the head.

𝗕𝗕𝗖: "Did he touch your bum?"
𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻: "No."
𝗕𝗕𝗖: "Did he touch your breast?"
𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻: "No."
𝗕𝗕𝗖: "What did he do?"
𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻: "Well, I'm still too traumatised to tell you; I haven't slept since he told me the joke.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone, and when she bent over, up jumped Rover and gave her a bone of his own."
youtu.be/2HuvoIb1rsw?t=404

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While it's not on a par with Savile, lowering your trousers to expose your pubic hair and tip of your penis to the make up lady is a bit beyond playful 'banter'.
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I hadn't seen that. All I've seen is dirty jokes and constant innuendos. The wife likes the program; I was stunned to see just how much he was on last night's show; he's not generally in that many scenes usually.


You would have thought that with today's AI image technology and some skilled film editing engineers at the BBC, Greg Wallace could surely be edited out of these last two episodes if he is in them.
#greggwallace
thesun.co.uk/tv/32069986/celeb…


𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗿: 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰me 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵 '𝘐𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘦 𝘖𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵' 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧𝘧.

We have a local cafe and sandwich shop that was very successful, although owned by a woman who was so large she could barely walk and her husband, who wore one of those medical boots you see a lot these days. I wanted a poached egg sandwich, but every time I phoned the cafe both on a mobile and landline, it immediately cut off, so I walked down the road to the cafe, where I was presented with a guy who had one arm and a stressed-looking young girl. "𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳" I said. The guy told me they had purchased the cafe, but the original owners didn't know the passwords to the Google account, and BT are being arseholes about giving him the original number. So, no telephone orders, then?

While my poached egg was cooked, it was probably the worst, pointless sandwich I've ever had. The yoke was everywhere inside the kitchen foil. It was slightly upsetting to watch him chase the fast-moving egg around the plate with his drainer spoon in an attempt to scoop it up onto the toast.

I await the business to go up for sale or to go under. 🤷‍♂️



I selected "ignore" for your request simply because, for 98% of your views, we are bound to butt heads over, and it wouldn't be fair to you. Also, I think you'd be better off on #Bluesky whose audience would be far more receptive. 🤷‍♂️


I posted this nine years ago, apparently. I still have and will always have that view.



Yet another #Raspberrypi CM module you wont be able to buy.
#CM5

Every year, they do this. Christmas is only four weeks away, and it's an ideal gift for yourself or your geek friend. All the 'influencers' are raving about it, and yet again, it's on pre-order. Do me a favour, Pi Foundation, and announce new stuff in the spring so you can have stock on the shelves by winter.

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It's an interesting marketing ploy
- you go to their page, you can't buy what you want
-as you're already there you may look something more and buy it
-return weeks/months later when they have the module and buy it
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Oh, I fully understand the technique. It's about raising desire. Many moons ago, when I was selling mobile phones, the ones that you had to carry the battery around in a suitcase. There was a ploy of handing the prospect the phone and letting them fondle it for a few minutes, and then I'd reach across and almost snatch it from their hands. You'd be amazed at their response, it was like you'd taken something from them and they wanted it back even though they didn't own it. You could see it in their eyes. I'd mess for a few seconds and hand it back, then hit them with the price. 99% of the time, they'd sign right away in case you snatched it from them again, even though I was going to because they hadn't bought my demo phone.

I think the Pi Foundation should do what most of the mobile guys do: talk about it, loan out a few presale models and then announce a release date.

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evan@cosocial.ca
Evan Prodromou
@Evan Prodromou

PLEASE SHARE!

The Social Web Devroom at FOSDEM 2025 will be the first time the conference has a track dedicated entirely to ActivityPub servers, Fediverse clients, libraries, apps, toolkits, services, etc.

If you work on Fediverse software that is Free and Open Source, please consider submitting a proposal: pretalx.fosdem.org/fosdem-2025…

The deadline is December 1, 2024, so not much time remains. But proposals are very easy and quick!

More info:
socialwebfoundation.org/2024/1…

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Submitted a show and tell: pretalx.fosdem.org/fosdem-2025…


Donald Trump's new catchphrase should be "Make America rich again!"
Or even more richer?
ft.com/content/bebadd35-9f77-4…


I find it interesting that all those who voted remain are adamant that there should be a second vote, yet apparently, those disenchanted with #Labour are just sore losers.
news.sky.com/story/starmer-rul…
#politics

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They may change their viewpoint after five years of these lunatics running the country.
in reply to Neil Darlow :gotosocial: :silverblue: :xmpp:

We can only hope. Interestingly, I see from the news this morning that teenagers, the very people who voted #Labour in, will be forced to find work or lose their benefits, which will be difficult given Labour has ensured there are fewer jobs by raising business NI. You've gotta laugh.

gov.uk/government/news/biggest…



ROTFLMAO
So #Friendica will only cross-post to either 𝕏 or #Bluesky, but not both simultaneously. That's suboptimal.
#Fediverse


Oh, hang on. Is it going to be something as dumb as "You can't crosspost to 𝕏 and Bluesky from Friendica (addons) simultaneously?"


𝗔𝗻𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲?
If you think it's OK for Israel to fire missiles at Lebanon and Iran because those countries fired rockets at Israel, then Russia has every right to fire missiles at the UK and US targets in Europe, given they fired on Russia via their proxy #Ukraine.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62j1g…

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The problem with this argument Dick is that it ISN'T the US and UK firing missiles at Russia, its Ukraine. Israel is getting fired upon and it fires back, Ukraine is getting fired upon and it fires back. The entity that sold you the weapon you are using isn't the aggressor. By your logic every African country could bomb Russia because of the T-72's their enemies use. It is nonsense.
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That's a cop-out. The US supplied the missiles, and the US (The same as the UK) had to give permission to fire them, so your argument is it's the one who pushed the button or pulled the trigger is to blame.

By your definition, if we or the US, for that matter, give Zelenskyy Trident II SLBM and he fires them, it wouldn't it be our fault?

If you give someone a weapon and they go out and wound or kill someone, even in self-defence, you are complicit.



I thought #Labour had a magic wand to make everything better?
Inflation is on the rise. Pensioners are forced to use their life savings to keep warm, farmers are being squeezed out of business, and energy prices are on the rise.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz6jvl…

I loved the biased BBC presenter trying to put a positive spin on it by telling us that the rise isn't as high as when Ukraine was invaded, But it's getting there, you moron!
#politics



So all the money didn't go to the #nhs then? There's a surprise.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86qdq…
#nhs


If you're going to use the #Friendica addon Bluesky the setting requires the password you gave on your Bluesky account: Settings--> Privacy and Security--> App Passwords
And not the password that Bluesky gives you.



Ping Bluesky from Castlecannon.house
(Testing to see if the Bluesky app on Friendica works on my instance.)


Yet another people punching #Labour MP has died.
bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce9gp7eke4…

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It seems that the outgoing president, Joe Biden's parting gift, will be to push Russia to the brink of war with the West, regardless of whether Putin is the aggressor in all this. Try to keep in mind the Russians are not just fighting Ukraine but twenty-six other countries as well, all of whom are supplying not only weapons but soldiers too.

Remember, children, the Russians have an ingrained devotion to their country. That's why they called WWII "The Great Patriotic War." and you thought Trump was dangerous, I'm more scared of Biden.

bbc.co.uk/news/live/c20726y20k…



I pray to The Pond Gods that the UK never goes to war with Russia because if the driving standards are anything to go by with a smidge of snow we've had where I live, we'll lose within forty-eight hours! It's taken me fifty-five minutes to travel seven miles on an extremely busy road.

𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗻𝗼𝘄, 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗘!

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helpers@forum.friendi.ca After doing a git upgrade, my enabled addons are not showing in the user settings. Any ideas?