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I am against ANY form of hunting tbh. Most of us do not need to hunt for food anymore, although I do understand there are still parts of the world where this is necessary. Having said that, I also feel that it's a shame to lose a tradition ingrained in British rural society.

Surely there's a way to train hounds to chase something else? A drone releasing a scent, maybe?
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I think it's a perfect solution, the thing can land and take off. Dart around, retrace its steps, and, as we've seen in Ukraine, it has the ability to carry a payload.



This is what happens when you try to associate yourself with someone or an event without actually knowing anything about the person or the event.

What an absolute berk Kier Starmer is, but hey, you wanted him, you got him. #LeSigh

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Hmm? It's Dominique Pelicot all over again!
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@Karen Again, I cannot respond to comments on the thread, so I'm sending this as a direct response.

I stand corrected and apologise. However, that is a grudging apology.
Personally, I think it's morally wrong for an able-bodied person to benefit from something designed to aid a disabled person. I'm happy to concede "Nipping to the shops", but taking a 150-mile trip, surely you'll concede it's taking the P?

See, this is why tantrum blocking is silly; further dialogue is the way to resolve things.

Thanks for correcting me.



@Erin I would love to respond to your comment, but I'm blocked from the thread. I presume you meant me with the "unfulfilled" statement? I've had more than enough fill of people complaining about being caught doing something wrong.

I also don't see why my tax and national insurance payments should be abused. The "Wife" didn't get the mobility allowance. The allowance is not a family award; it is an award to the disabled person. I'm actually stunned that there's no shame in allowing a partner to drive 150 miles in a vehicle funded by the taxpayer. If someone can show me where it says "Anyone in your family may use this vehicle for personal reasons." I will be more than happy to write an apology.

@Erin


And another tantrum block because the individual is not getting their own way.

Why on earth would you bother replying, only to immediately block the person? Well, obviously, I know why, but it's so childish.

Oh, and by the way. Just because you're disabled doesn't mean you get a ๐—š๐—˜๐—ง ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—๐—”๐—œ๐—Ÿ ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜ card when you're wrong, or you don't like what's being said. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ



I used to get annoyed at people who said: "What's the point of voting. It never makes any difference." I would argue that if you didn't vote, you had no right to complain. It would seem that we are witnessing the stealthy, underhanded methods of the 'losers' chipping away at the democratic result of the winners. While I'm fully behind any academic enhancement on offer, there's really no valid reason to rejoin Erasmus. We already have the Turin scheme, which gives students far more scope than Erasmus does. What's really going on here is Europhiles steadily repairing severed ties that on the surface appear almost unimportant but are in fact laying the foundations of a return to the EU. The next time someone tells me voting makes no difference, I'll probably respond: "You may have a point." #Brexit

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Probably going to cancel my Postcode Lottery subscription after tonight's draw. I'm not convinced a ยฃ15 win and a ยฃ5 Costa Coffee voucher is a good investment of my monthly gambling stake. I'm also slightly disappointed that the subscription cancellation option isn't easy to find. #PostcodeLotteryPeople


๐—œ'๐—บ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜?
Every morning, just after 9 am, I get a call.

02046391219
01146972693
01146975128
01135197728
01146972995
01135194292
01135194630



Hysterical! A customer sent this to all their staff.

This is a reminder that ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€. Under no circumstances should anyone let themselves in, even if the door is on the latch. Please wait for a member of the store's team or contact F... or A... for access.

This procedure is in place because stock and items continue to go missing, and we must strictly control the number of people entering the stores.

If you are unsure what item you need, you may enter ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป, who will assist you in locating the correct part.

Please also note that ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ณ are permitted to sign out items from the Electrical Shelf.

The following individuals are the designated staff members authorised to access the stores:

It then lists sixteen people who don't need a chaperone and can therefore be trusted.




๐—ช๐—ต๐˜† ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜?

Because the question is, were we misled so that the voting public accepted higher taxes (Something Labour said they wouldn't do.) and VAT increases to reduce this potentially now mythical black hole or at the very least a black hole that's not as bad as we were first led to believe.

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๐™„ ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ž๐™ฉ?

So the other day, a customer refused to pay after we set up a new user on a laptop because he'd already paid a few months earlier for it to be set up for someone else, who, unfortunately, died.

Another customer's hard drive has failed. I asked them to drop it off, but he refused, saying he just wanted a price before deciding. I pointed out that I didn't (at that point) know the drive's size, so it was impossible to quote. He sent me a picture. Luckily, the image shows it's a 2TB SSD. I give him a price to replace said drive, and he says, "I'll get another refurb off you instead." The thing is, he'll still needs to buy a 2TB SSD! ๐Ÿคฏ

I'm so confused. How the hell do some people's minds work?

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I'll just leave this here. Let those figures sink in. Only 47% of the UK population pays taxes. I'm not working to make my life better; I'm clearly working to make other people's lives better!

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I have to say, I agree with every headline in these newspapers. Oh, and I'm sick to death of socialist journalists using the term "Working Families" when reporting on people's benefits! Yes, you can get income support or PIP if you work, but most of those you interview are not working!

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So the feeble argument for taxing electric vehicles is that the government is losing fuel duty on combustion-engine cars. If that's true, why are cyclists not being taxed? After all, the more pushbikes on the road, the fewer powered forms of transport there are, ergo less tax duty. I'm surprised Rachel Reeves hasn't implemented a tax on people who wear the colour blue, or on those selfish people who have gardens? She could tax you by the square foot! ๐Ÿ˜ก

P.S. I don't own an electric car.

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Oh yeh people cycling on the pavement should suffer some horrible punishment; maybe getting assigned to the OBR for a month.
But even if you'd argue the road tax stuff isn't being used on roads, then the elecy car needs money spent on the grid.
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D'you know what's annoying? They've a chance to get it right. Proper infrastructure, billing and yes, tracking, but you just know they're going to make a pig's ear of it like the railways and the trams.


๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "Can you send someone out to clean our printers? There are black marks on the pages."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "Normally, you'd get a maintenance kit, but TBH, they rarely work."
๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "Yes, I know. That's why I want you to send someone."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "Thing is, we charge ยฃ95 an hour, it's going to be very expensive with all the printers you have, and I'm not convinced it will resolve it."
๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "We only bought the one from you a couple of months ago!"
๐— ๐—ฒ: "Think of it like an MOT. Your car can pass, and two minutes later, it could be illegal because something failed. Dirty rollers or black marks on paper are not covered under warranty. I'd try cleaning the rollers with some alcohol wipes if I were you."
๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "EXACTLY! That's what I was asking for, someone to come out and clean them."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "OK, ยฃ95 per hour."
๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "Hmm? I'll ask, but I don't think my boss will want to pay that."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "It'll be cheaper if you buy some wipes."

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There are undiscovered tribes deep in the Amazon forest who have never seen anyone from outside, who knew that everything was going to be Boris's fault.

Yes, he and the Tory government could have done better, but hindsight is a wonderful thing! I'd argue that they got a lot of things right, even if they went about it the wrong way. I'm talking about spending money, for example, with little or no control over it. When faced with thousands dying, I'd rather throw money at it than hold the wallet shut in case someone defrauds or makes disgraceful profits.
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Here's a question.
If the England flag is offensive to some cultures, will local councils ban Christmas? I mean, Christmas is a Christian celebration, isn't it? Ban these rip-off German markets, I say.


And this is why I think Cloudflare is a steaming pile of kak!

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๐—•๐—•๐—– ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜„๐˜€๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฝ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ต
The BBC apologises for the Panorama doctored video, and now we find out that Newsnight was at it too! So many questions. Was it the same person who edited both videos? Were they the same program editors and producers? But hey, everyone at the #BBC is impartial, right? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11/1โ€ฆ

#bbc


Leave Keir Starmer alone! Like the BBC, he's perfectly capable of screwing up all by himself. ๐Ÿคฃ
theguardian.com/politics/2025/โ€ฆ


There's a hypothesis that during WWII, the Allies refused to assasinate Hitler because by leaving him in power, he did far more damage to Germany's conduct of the war than we ever could. I have the same opinion about Starmer. I really want him to stay and sink the country into a General Election!
#UselessLabour
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๐ŸŽตIn out, in out, shake it all about. ๐ŸŽถ
If anyone thought this "One in one out" plan was going to work, you need your head tested. And what are we doing? Giving them money to pay for their second attempt! Idiots are running this country, they really are.
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The problem with the BBC is that it's publicly funded. That means they don't have to worry too much about upsetting folk, which is why they allow presenters, program editors and producers to give one or two political parties a harder time than those they appear to favour. While the likes of ITV, CH4 & 5 have had their controversies, I don't remember them doing what the Beeb did? Maybe because they need to get money from the Public Sector rather than being bankrolled with a guaranteed income like the BBC is?


It's the Editors and Producers at the BBC who need to be got rid of. They control what is put out. The likes of Davie and Turness failed to manage them. If anyone can't see how skewed the BBC news stories are, then maybe you should start to get your news from other agencies for a while; it'll be an eye-opener for you.

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"๐—จ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ-๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†"
I believe that's called "Covering our arse before we rob you." I await the "We inherited it." Excuse. You've been in power for 15 months now โ€”haven't you got a grip on the situation yet? #UslessLabour
news.sky.com/story/starmer-andโ€ฆ
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If only we could kick out all the Normans, damn french coming over here nicking our royal jobs.


Far be it from me to suggest that King Charles did it as payback for Andrew being Mummys favourite. I take it nobody will be happy until Andrew is found dead in a gutter somewhere. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
news.sky.com/story/removal-of-โ€ฆ


Dear journalists
What's going on between Starmer and Reeves? This is the second time he's saved her, isn't it?

Didn't Starmer campaign on a sleaze ticket, saying he would clean up wrongdoing by MPs? #Labour is turning out just as bad as the Tories!
itv.com/news/2025-10-29/reevesโ€ฆ

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I didn't know you need a licence to rent out a house, did you? I don't think she'd do something so daft deliberately. An enquiry would be a complete waste of money. She screwed up. I'm more worried by what it says about her eye for detail.
in reply to Andy Wootton

I'm not sure if it were a Tory you'd be so forgiving. I think the key here is, unlike us plebs, government ministers, especially senior ones, should check, check, and check again before they do anything. If I were in the government, I would check that it was OK for me to buy a bogroll.
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@woo Using your hand too good for you? Bog paper is bourgeoise opulence!
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"No, no. We didn't know we needed a license."
"Erm? There are emails from your husband asking the estate agent to get the license."
"Err? Ooh, it's OK. The Estate Agents say it's all their fault."
"How fortunate, why didn't they own up before?"


It's no wonder the rest of the world sees us as weak, pathetic and irrelevant. Succesive UK governments don't have the balls to deal with things.
#UselessLabour
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Another so-called asylum seeker.
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Maybe if we weren't forking out ยฃ15 billion in hotel accommodation for illegal immigrants, #Labour wouldn't need to put our taxes up? Those of us who pay taxes, that is.
#UselessLabour
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poliโ€ฆ


๐—–๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต๐˜, ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ, ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐˜!
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn51y0โ€ฆ
#UselessLabour


How does an illegal immigrant manage to evade capture with no money, no coat and no knowledge of the UK? And how embarrassing: "Can you give yourself up, pretty please?" and what if he was a terrorist? #UslessLabour
bbc.co.uk/news/live/c17pez0pl5โ€ฆ


Dear #Labour, STFU keep using the lame excuse: "We inherited [insert problem] from the Tories. You're in charge now, it's your problem, ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ง ๐—œ๐—ง ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง!

That applies to you too, biased #BBC



I always knew she was a busted flush! This is what happens when someone takes up a cause to win support but lacks the skills to perform the task.
#Labour #GroomingGangs
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So #Labour are even more useless at ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ฃ๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—•๐—ข๐—”๐—ง๐—ฆ. Numbers have hit 38,000 a month. Remind me again, how many taxpayers are there to foot the welfare bill?
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Where did I put my surprised face?
#Israel #gaza
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What time does Taylor Swift come on?
Held for 738 days by terrorists in the most appalling conditions, poorly fed and possibly mistreated, and the first thing some bright spark can think of is "Let's parade them all on a stage because we don't think they have been debased enough!"

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