#immigration #stoptheboats
euobserver.com/243110/16-eu-stโฆ
17 EU states confirmed on board for plan to let countries close borders and freeze asylum
Over a dozen EU member states, along with the EU Commission, discussed migration at a pre-summit breakfast on Friday.Nikolaj Nielsen (EUobserver)
#politics #GutterPress
thesun.co.uk/sport/40675222/anโฆ
PM accused of covering up Man City links after Sun finds he had freebie dinners
PM ANDY Burnham was accused of covering up his links to scandal-hit Manchester City after a Sun probe rubbished his claims he had only one โsignificantโ meeting with its chairman. A deleted registeโฆThomas Godfrey (The Sun)
#politics #stoptheboats
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwnv0zโฆ
Sagal Abdi-Wali โ Labour 45.0% 12,292 votes ยท Won the seat
Zack Polanski โ Green Party 32.7% 8,928 votes ยท Second place
Conservative candidate 7.0% 1,922 votes
#politics
โ๐๐จ ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ง 2.0?โ
Badenoch is deliberately echoing Thatcher's 1976 The Right Approach with The Right Way. But she faces very different problems than Thatcher did in 1976. So perhaps this isn't about being โthe second Thatcherโ at all. Perhaps she's using Thatcher's 1976 game plan to rebuild a Conservative Party that has lost its way.
#politics
๐ง๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ'๐ ๐ญ๐ต๐ณ๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฏ๐น๐ฒ๐บ ๐ถ๐๐ป'๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป'๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฏ๐น๐ฒ๐บ.
Thatcher was dealing with inflation, trade-union power, nationalised industries, and the post-war consensus.
Badenoch is dealing with Brexit, mass migration, an enormous welfare state, demographic ageing, huge public debt, weak productivity, an NHS crisis, net-zero policy and a political challenger to her right.
Awesome openeing even had me thinking "WTF?" Two observations about the Brazilians. Oh, and the end could very well be "Oh fuck." #bobiverse โค๏ธ๐
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#politics #pensioners
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You watch, they're going to turn out to be flytippers! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
#RAFFairford
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Just to be clear, it wasn't MI5, it wasn't counter terrorism. It was a farmer who phoned the rozzers: "Erm, there are these blokes in masks messing about near the base fence." who foiled the attempted attack! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
#RAFFairford
theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2โฆ
RAF Fairford live updates: Streeting thanks farmer who alerted police but says she has โa partial pictureโ
Member of the public who contacted police after seeing โgroup of hooded and masked menโ near RAF base says she thinks โsomeone dropped the ballโ over incidentYohannes Lowe (the Guardian)
#politics
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c68049โฆ
Unexpected UK borrowing surge adds to pre-Budget pressure on chancellor
Borrowing was higher than expected in August as inflation piles pressure on the government ahead of the Budget.Tom Espiner (BBC News)
You didn't seriously think Earl Spencer was going to have anything nice to say about the royal family, did you?
Where did I put my surprised face?
#royalfamily #Dianna
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Newspaper headlines: 'Giddy King' and 'war of words' over Earl Spencer book
Most papers feature the latest from the royal feud on the second day of Diana's brother Earl Spencer's book being serialised in the Daily Mail.BBC News
They've only been back in the country for two minutes, and they're up to their old tricks again. When will we be rid of this attention-seeking, entitled pair?
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwg7kvโฆ
Harry and Meghan to have security review and children change school
The level of police protection they need and potential dangers they face are to be reviewed.Sean Coughlan (BBC News)
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How thick are people? The RNLI saves lives; they don't give a toss where people come from or how they got there. They care that some poor soul is in peril on the sea!
Wadda you want them to do, throw them back in? Give me strength.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn746lโฆ
RNLI reviews security after protests in Dover and Portsmouth
Volunteers were targeted online after it assisted in the rescue of people crossing the Channel on Sunday.Simon Jones (BBC News)
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What an utter joke the .GOV One login blah, blah blah is!!!
So I had to renew my driving license (That's a joke too! I'll have to do this all again in five years' time). My passport is expiring soon; luckily, I could use my still-valid driver's license.
That was a bit of a faff, but I thought it was funny that it offered to use a 2016 photo of me on file for the registration. ๐คฏ
What you learn is that you're registering for One Logon, which is basically the government's version of Authenticator. Then, having registered with One Login you've got to register with the GOV website. It wanted my passport number, but hang on- that's expired? And I told you I didn't want to use it? No. I had to put my number in. Unbelivably it told me the quickest way to register was to use the ten year old photo on my passport! So all these security checks and it's happy to use old photos. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Word of caution: If you give the wrong year you moved into where you live your account will be locked, there's no second chances.
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Why?
She hates us all and thinks we're racist. And he wants to be paid for doing nothing. Oh wait?
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Prince Harry and Meghan moving back to UK
The couple's children, Prince Archie, 7, and Princess Lilibet, 5, are enrolled to start at a school in September.Daniela Relph (BBC News)
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Remember, children. This is where it starts: #Labour Spend, spend, spend until the money runs out. Wait, I thought it had run out? What happened to this ยฃ22 billion black hole?
#Politics
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Free bus travel for disabled people in England to be extended to 24 hours a day
The change, which has been welcomed by campaign groups, will come into effect in England from April.Beth Rose (BBC News)
That free bus pass isn't free, you know. The government reimburses transport companies for free passes. I would put money on transport operators applying peak-fare prices to their reimbursement.
(if I ever get around to applying) but I don't need to travel at peak hours because I don't work. This isn't an extra cost. It's to remove a barrier to disabled people working and paying tax.
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1. Don't overcharge me; I'm happy to pay a fair price.
2. Ensure it's safe. Buses are dangerous environments these days.
3. Make sure they're clean and inviting. Maybe local radio playing or something.
4. Make sure they keep good time: TBH, for example, the X51 is a pretty frequent bus.
#Politics
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyvj5โฆ
Burnham exchanged messages with person posing as Trump's chief of staff
Downing Street has declined to comment on the security breach, first reported by Politico.Jennifer McKiernan (BBC News)
All joking aside, and it is funny. What the hell is Clacton going to do if he wins?
More importantly, what will he do if he wins?
#Politics #CountBinFace
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poliโฆ
Count Binface could get 20% of vote in Clacton by-election, new poll shows
Some 20 per cent of Clacton voters to back Count Binface in Nigel Farageโs constituencyAthena Stavrou (The Independent)
He's already said he's not Sinn Fรฉin and would take the seat.
I expect he'd just get on with case-work and probably be one of the best local MPs in the country because there's no shuffling for position in the party or taking up ministerial roles or campaigning for the future to worry about.
Opposite of Farage really, who is only in Clacton at all for party and national reasons.
He is doing it for the national lols.
In interview he does appear to be saying that in the unlikely event he won he'd take the job seriously and do his best for Clacton.
He certainly won't be lining up ministerial positions or flying to America to make deals with foreign parties or thinking about campaigning for the next election.
He could of course either be lying or just be shit at it or even just decide after a month that he can't be bothered and quit. But from what he's saying in interview, his plan would just be to try and be a good independent MP.
A month or so ago, I was asked to quote on installing an agent on 18 machines. I sent the price, and I could tell they weren't happy. A couple of weeks later, I got a new request to install it on 6 machines. I sent over a revised price and silence for another week or so. I then got an angry email demanding to know how I justified the price for a "six-minute job!" I explained how we have highly skilled technicians with a wealth of knowledge and experience and that our resources, too, come at a cost.
I then received yet another request for 2 laptops. My first thought was:
๐ง "Don't tell me, there's a problem with these, isn't there?"
Lo and behold, nobody can install because the laptops' firewall is enabled and we can't give the user the admin password. We sorted it in the end, but this demonstrates why IT services come at a premium.
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#politics
And another bottomless pit of failure being propped up by taxpayer money.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y680โฆ
British Steel taken into public ownership to protect 'vital' UK supply
The Scunthorpe steelworks has been officially nationalised under new government powers passed this week.Harry Sekulich (BBC News)
So I've extensively played with #ChatGPT, #Copilot, and, most recently, everyone's wet dream, #Claude. I have to say, they're all pretty much the same. I think the reason everyone is cooing over Claude is that it shows you what it's doing as it cogitates, and it integrates well with SharePoint.
What I don't like is that, for freebie accounts, ChatGPT and Claude are very stingy about how much interaction you can have. Waiting one or two days to complete a task is pretty annoying. Copilot seems slightly more generous IMO.
#AI
#Football #worldcup2026
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I don't believe weather forecasters, I honestly don't.
This morning I asked Google what the weather would be where I live, and it told me it would be cooler than yesterday, at 26 degrees. The radio said within two minutes that the weather would be hot in Birmingham and 29 degrees!
My computer says it is 26C for my current location, while Chrome says it's 27C
2026, and they still can't get it right.
#ukweather #MetOffice
Disband 23 of the 25 Military bands.
Create a Robot-AI regiment. (Drones - RAF)
Build one carrier to match the Nimitz Class (Ideally two)
We really should have some bombers.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gy2eโฆ
Newspaper headlines: 'Defence black hole' and 'Starmer's gift to Burnham'
Many of Wednesday's papers lead on the fallout from the Defence Investment Plan released yesterday.BBC News
I can't see large-scale conventional wars happening again. Troops will be used to guard and police occupied territory. There will always be small-scale actions, but the Russian experience should have taught us that massed tanks and infantry are a thing of the past.
The reason we need bombers is that if Europe is overrun, fighter-bombers can't reach Moscow. That is, if Moscow still exists, if we're brave enough to push the button?
The politicians just want everyone to shut up and make it go away by accusing people of "Division."
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c77yx8โฆ
Six more due in court after Henry Nowak protest in Southampton
Disorder erupted in Southampton on Tuesday near where 18-year-old Henry Nowak was fatally stabbed.BBC News
I think "I've been stabbed" takes precedence over anything. My original knee-jerk reaction to the video was "WTF!" After speaking with a number of people, I've changed my opinion to: "It certainly looks like arresting him for a race crime seemed to be the main objective." I mean, think about it. There's a bloke on the floor who's only crime at that stage was supposedly racially abusing someone, and the course of action is to cuff them? When you get stopped for speeding, etc., do they slap the bracelets on? No, they sit you in the back of the car and have a chat.
There are lots of questions, and we're not going to get the answers. Henry Nowak is going to have died for nothing, and nobody apart from his family cares because the world we live in is more worried about upsetting people's feelings than telling it like it is. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
#Politics
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3vyxzโฆ
Starmer tells supporters he will fight any leadership contest
The prime minister's position has hardened since Andy Burnham said he would seek to enter any potential Labour contest.Ben Wright (BBC News)
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British politics has stagnated. Nobody wants to do anything, stand out or rock the boat. Other than prices going up, which has nothing to do with the UK government or Brexit, for that matter, I've not seen this government achieve anything. The problem with that is there has been nothing as such where the electorate stands up and says, "This government must go!"
I think these local election wins for ReformUK will not translate to votes in a general election.

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in reply to Andy Wootton • •I don't know what people expect. Do they want us to machine-gun boats in the middle of the channel? What we need will never happen. We need the French not to let them leave French shores, but they're never going to do that, would you?
"Hรฉ l'ami, tu crois aller oรน ? Reviens ici pour qu'on ait un sacrรฉ problรจme, pas comme ces charmants Anglais !"
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