A couple of the lads have been working the last few days outdoors. One of them was sorting out the van when a bottle of sun tan lotion was dropped onto the floor.
๐ ๐ฒ: "What the...? You're supposed to be working! Next, you'll be showing me lip balm!"
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ: "Actually..."
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Why do fookers up the park jogging or on bikes insist on maintaining their line of approach towards you in an inevitable game of 'chicken' when there is ample room and time for them to maintain their momentum by either moving to the left or the right?
Yesterday you said: "If only." The day before, you said it too and the day before that. Today let's make it happen!
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Are you allowed to get frustrated with someone when twenty-five years down the line, they still don't know what things are that they've placed orders for in the past?
Does it fix to the ceiling? No.
Is it clip-on? No.
It sits on a desk or shelf or cupboard; you can plonk it on a chair if you like! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Say something nice to your mum today; some of us no longer can.
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Probably one of my favourite songs. I so hope he was smacked off his head when he recorded it, just like the video. Slightly crying inside, still numb he's gone.
Today, at lunchtime, get out of the building and sit on a bench, ideally feeding the ducks.
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Poor Charlie, I walk him every morning before work. Today, however, I had to come to the office early.
Charlie, as usual, came up to me, tail wagging like crazy: "Sorry mate, mum's going to have to walk you this morning." His tail stopped dead, and I swear to the pond gods, his face read. "WTF?"
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Blimey, Sixgun productions are 15 years old today.
You can't pay the gas bill with kind words, encouragement and worn-out examples sometimes you have actually to do something to help people.
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This morning's game in the office is; to stay on the phone as long as possible because that way, you don't have to do anything else! I swear to The Pond Gods I heard one guy's voice in the hallway, and yet his extension line light was on??
The things you take for granted today we could only dream about fifty years ago!
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I was desperate for a magnum ice cream last night, but when the dog and I looked in the freezer, there was none. I did, however, find a tub of carte d'Or ice cream hidden under some frozen chicken breasts. When the wife finds out, I'm dead!
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You need to find the balance between meeting expectations and your own enthusiasm.
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Mastodon.org.uk is unavailable (for me)? Just a blank screen.
Can ping it, though:
PING mastodon.org.uk (172.67.220.82) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 172.67.220.82 (172.67.220.82): icmp_seq=1 ttl=55 time=10.9 ms
64 bytes from 172.67.220.82 (172.67.220.82): icmp_seq=2 ttl=55 time=11.2 ms
--- mastodon.org.uk ping statistics ---
29 packets transmitted, 29 received, 0% packet loss, time 28032ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 10.889/11.041/11.319/0.127 ms
Some of us will get paid today. Try not to blow it all on Bourbon biscuits and juicy fruits!
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I'm getting tired of companies jumping on the bandwagon of price increases when for their business model, there is no need.
NEVER get rid of contact details; you never know when they might come in handy, even ten years down the line. "I know someone who works there!"
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The fact that sometimes you are annoying, I know it, is just part of your character, and I wouldn't change you for the world!
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That moment you receive a text reminder about paying your credit card, and you search through your account statement because you're sure you paid it.
Opportunity is not going to wait for you to get out of bed.
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I have just eaten a rice pudding. And I did knock the skin off it first. 
(I suspect nobody says that anymore? "Knock the skin off a rice pudding.")
Over 300 drain covers have been stolen in my local area. The little tinkers.
What do we do when we receive some sad news? Talk about fun and not-so-fun times because that's how we stay a friend by keeping their memory and personality alive.
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There's nothing quite like checking your emails and seeing a ยฃ5K order except checking your emails and seeing a ยฃ10K, I suppose.
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Remember, "The Weekend" is relatively a new thing, with a five-day working week adopted by America in 1934. Make the most of your next two days.
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I just had a call from @santanderuk after I made an official complaint about the new debit card not registering on Samsung & Google Pay. ยฃ50 goodwill compensation, an apology and a commitment to keep me updated when fixed. ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐.
We know you're angry and frustrated; we can actually understand why you are frustrated and angry; it's just that we only answer the phone and pass your comments on. Be nice to customer care.
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For some reason, she burst out laughing? Nervous tension, I suspect?
There's nothing like driving to work through country lanes with Barry White blaring out at a stupid volume level.
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