๐—•๐—˜๐—–๐—”๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—˜ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜'๐—ฆ ๐—ก๐—ข ๐—•๐—˜๐——๐—ฆ
There's staff, just no beds!
#nhs #Capacity #NoBeds
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgly9zโ€ฆ

Watched 24 Hours in Police Custody this morning, which showed the dumbest cop in the UK conducting a search. They find bags of what turns out to be crystal meth, and PC dumbarse opens the bag and sniffs it! Luckily, it wasn't Fentanyl. What a moron.
peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/cโ€ฆ

๐—œ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ถ๐˜!
#greggs
expressandstar.com/news/2025/0โ€ฆ

It's nice the intelligencia of the #Labour party investing heavily in a technology that's likely to put its supporters and union members out of work.
#ai #MeLaughsAndPoints
news.sky.com/story/uk-to-mainlโ€ฆ

Hold on a minute, @HastingsDirect, how do I know I'm not entitled? I mean, you sent me an email saying that if, as I do, pay by instalments, you'll pay not only the higher rate difference but interest, too. I mean, you even list the date I renewed!

So are you saying not only did you 'mistakenly' overcharge, but you've now mistakenly offered a refund? Are you sure you haven't made another mistake, and I should be refunded?

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Now that the dust has settled, #CastleCannon was incredibly underwhelmed with the final Gavin & Stacey. The cast seemed to be working extra hard to create comedy; it didn't come across naturally. The 'party' that led to Smithy oversleeping was a prime example, with the cast acting like they were having a good time rather than looking like they were having a good time. Pam (Alison Steadman) seemed wooden in her (stressed) performances, plus it didn't help that many loved characters were missing. Yeah, yeah. I know Doris is dead in real life.

Favourite bits:
Nessa - Mouth organ
Pete & Dawn
Gwen - Who's coming down the stairs?

Other than that, for me, meh.
#Shrug

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Just stop for a second, put down that nice coffee you're drinking in your secure Western country and think for a minute. Russia believes Ukraine is full of terrorists; Ukraine kills one of Russia's Generals on Russian soil in a bomb attack. Doesn't that sound like a terrorist attack to you? It's undoubtedly an assassination of foreign soil. Imagine if the roles were reversed and it was a Ukrainian General blown up; I bet you'd be ranting and raving then.

telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202โ€ฆ

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm convinced Israel is simply taking advantage of events. I find it hard to believe that with the leading intelligence service in the world, they were unaware of the terrorist attack about to happen on their soil. It gave them, in their view, the mandate to invade and eradicate Palestine "๐˜š๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ!" the opportunity to provide Lebanon with a bloody nose and with the current invasion of Syria and access to Eygipt Israel has managed to almost double its landmass without the West batting an eyelid.

Far be it from me to suggest that the UK, America, France, and a few others are lining up to restock Israel's dwindling arms
#Gaza #Lebanon #Syria #israel

amnesty.org/en/documents/mde15โ€ฆ

So Labour's 'quick fix' of halving prisoners' sentences hasn't worked then; it just bought a bit of time. Of course, far be it from me to point out that any political party could have done that!
#politics

independent.co.uk/news/uk/poliโ€ฆ

I'm starting to change my mind about #GreggWallce. I'm now thinking this is political correctness going too far yet again, and the so-called "distress" is exaggerated for media consumption.

Jim Davidson hit the nail on the head.

๐—•๐—•๐—–: "Did he touch your bum?"
๐—ช๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป: "No."
๐—•๐—•๐—–: "Did he touch your breast?"
๐—ช๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป: "No."
๐—•๐—•๐—–: "What did he do?"
๐—ช๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป: "Well, I'm still too traumatised to tell you; I haven't slept since he told me the joke.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone, and when she bent over, up jumped Rover and gave her a bone of his own."
youtu.be/2HuvoIb1rsw?t=404

You would have thought that with today's AI image technology and some skilled film editing engineers at the BBC, Greg Wallace could surely be edited out of these last two episodes if he is in them.
#greggwallace
thesun.co.uk/tv/32069986/celebโ€ฆ

๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐme ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ต '๐˜๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ ๐˜–๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต' ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง.

We have a local cafe and sandwich shop that was very successful, although owned by a woman who was so large she could barely walk and her husband, who wore one of those medical boots you see a lot these days. I wanted a poached egg sandwich, but every time I phoned the cafe both on a mobile and landline, it immediately cut off, so I walked down the road to the cafe, where I was presented with a guy who had one arm and a stressed-looking young girl. "๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ" I said. The guy told me they had purchased the cafe, but the original owners didn't know the passwords to the Google account, and BT are being arseholes about giving him the original number. So, no telephone orders, then?

While my poached egg was cooked, it was probably the worst, pointless sandwich I've ever had. The yoke was everywhere inside the kitchen foil. It was slightly upsetting to watch him chase the fast-moving egg around the plate with his drainer spoon in an attempt to scoop it up onto the toast.

I await the business to go up for sale or to go under. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Yet another #Raspberrypi CM module you wont be able to buy.
#CM5

Every year, they do this. Christmas is only four weeks away, and it's an ideal gift for yourself or your geek friend. All the 'influencers' are raving about it, and yet again, it's on pre-order. Do me a favour, Pi Foundation, and announce new stuff in the spring so you can have stock on the shelves by winter.

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Oh, I fully understand the technique. It's about raising desire. Many moons ago, when I was selling mobile phones, the ones that you had to carry the battery around in a suitcase. There was a ploy of handing the prospect the phone and letting them fondle it for a few minutes, and then I'd reach across and almost snatch it from their hands. You'd be amazed at their response, it was like you'd taken something from them and they wanted it back even though they didn't own it. You could see it in their eyes. I'd mess for a few seconds and hand it back, then hit them with the price. 99% of the time, they'd sign right away in case you snatched it from them again, even though I was going to because they hadn't bought my demo phone.

I think the Pi Foundation should do what most of the mobile guys do: talk about it, loan out a few presale models and then announce a release date.

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The Social Web Devroom at FOSDEM 2025 will be the first time the conference has a track dedicated entirely to ActivityPub servers, Fediverse clients, libraries, apps, toolkits, services, etc.

If you work on Fediverse software that is Free and Open Source, please consider submitting a proposal: pretalx.fosdem.org/fosdem-2025โ€ฆ

The deadline is December 1, 2024, so not much time remains. But proposals are very easy and quick!

More info:
socialwebfoundation.org/2024/1โ€ฆ

I find it interesting that all those who voted remain are adamant that there should be a second vote, yet apparently, those disenchanted with #Labour are just sore losers.
news.sky.com/story/starmer-rulโ€ฆ
#politics

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We can only hope. Interestingly, I see from the news this morning that teenagers, the very people who voted #Labour in, will be forced to find work or lose their benefits, which will be difficult given Labour has ensured there are fewer jobs by raising business NI. You've gotta laugh.

gov.uk/government/news/biggestโ€ฆ

๐—”๐—ป๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ?
If you think it's OK for Israel to fire missiles at Lebanon and Iran because those countries fired rockets at Israel, then Russia has every right to fire missiles at the UK and US targets in Europe, given they fired on Russia via their proxy #Ukraine.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62j1gโ€ฆ

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The problem with this argument Dick is that it ISN'T the US and UK firing missiles at Russia, its Ukraine. Israel is getting fired upon and it fires back, Ukraine is getting fired upon and it fires back. The entity that sold you the weapon you are using isn't the aggressor. By your logic every African country could bomb Russia because of the T-72's their enemies use. It is nonsense.
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That's a cop-out. The US supplied the missiles, and the US (The same as the UK) had to give permission to fire them, so your argument is it's the one who pushed the button or pulled the trigger is to blame.

By your definition, if we or the US, for that matter, give Zelenskyy Trident II SLBM and he fires them, it wouldn't it be our fault?

If you give someone a weapon and they go out and wound or kill someone, even in self-defence, you are complicit.

I thought #Labour had a magic wand to make everything better?
Inflation is on the rise. Pensioners are forced to use their life savings to keep warm, farmers are being squeezed out of business, and energy prices are on the rise.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz6jvlโ€ฆ

I loved the biased BBC presenter trying to put a positive spin on it by telling us that the rise isn't as high as when Ukraine was invaded, But it's getting there, you moron!
#politics

It seems that the outgoing president, Joe Biden's parting gift, will be to push Russia to the brink of war with the West, regardless of whether Putin is the aggressor in all this. Try to keep in mind the Russians are not just fighting Ukraine but twenty-six other countries as well, all of whom are supplying not only weapons but soldiers too.

Remember, children, the Russians have an ingrained devotion to their country. That's why they called WWII "The Great Patriotic War." and you thought Trump was dangerous, I'm more scared of Biden.

bbc.co.uk/news/live/c20726y20kโ€ฆ

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I pray to The Pond Gods that the UK never goes to war with Russia because if the driving standards are anything to go by with a smidge of snow we've had where I live, we'll lose within forty-eight hours! It's taken me fifty-five minutes to travel seven miles on an extremely busy road.

๐—œ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„, ๐——๐—ข๐—ก'๐—ง ๐—™๐—จ๐—–๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐——๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ฉ๐—˜!

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