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๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ต๐ ๐ ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฎ๐ถ๐น๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ต๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น๐น๐!
Customer sends me a requirement email and yet still phones "for a chat". Mulling over the request, he adds a monitor to his original request. I go ahead and order his stuff, including the monitor. This morning I opened his PO, and there's no monitor. I email him, and he rings:
๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: "Ah, I wanted to try the monitor we have."
๐ ๐ฒ: "I know, you said that, but you also said you still needed a monitor."
๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: "Yeah, I was thinking I might need another PC, so I would need a monitor."
๐ ๐ฒ: "You never mentioned a PC?"
๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: "Yeah."
๐ ๐ฒ: "I've ordered it now."
๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: "Hmm? OK."
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bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1evq2โฆ
Ex-Tory Home Secretary Suella Braverman defects to Reform UK
The MP was unveiled as Reform's latest recruit by leader Nigel Farage at a rally, bringing the number of the party's sitting MPs to eight.Paul Seddon (BBC News)
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czr4e7โฆ
Andy Burnham's bid to return as MP blocked by Labour ruling body
Labour sources say concerns were raised about the cost of a mayoral election and a "divisive campaign".Joshua Nevett (BBC News)
๐๐บ๐ฝ๐น๐ผ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฝ๐น๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ!
Once or twice, I've told the story of a fairly well-known customer of ours, in which the Director, walking through the factory, stopped at one of the workers' machines and said, "You know about computers, don't you?" The worker responded, "Yeah, I build 'em on the weekend." The director promptly made him head of IT for a multi-million-pound company.
The other day, I mentioned a PA at another big customer was either pushed or jumped. She was the main point of contact for a group of about 15 companies, submitting support tickets to us and approving or resolving any requests for work requiring payment. This morning, there is an email in my inbox introducing the new point of contact and asking for our help and understanding as they take on this new (secondary to their own) role. This person works in the design department. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
expressandstar.com/news/politiโฆ
West Midlands-raised Tory Robert Jenrick sacked and suspended from party over 'plotting' claims
West Midlands-raised Conservative MP Robert Jenrick has been sacked and suspended from the party by its leader, Kemi Badenoch.www.expressandstar.com
I see there are still people struggling to understand the Fediverse (Mastodon to all those who don't know the real name).
Unlike ๐ or Facebook, where their algorithm spoon-feeds stories that align with your opinions or nudge you towards only those users who are likely to think and say the same as you, on the Fediverse, you are the master of your own destiny and, like real life, will have to find out for yourself if you want to interact or follow anyone here.
Of course, if you only want like-minded users, we have those too, but what a boring day that would be. ๐
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essex.gov.uk/news/2026/essex-cโฆ
Essex County Council will not be calling for the postponement of elections
Read letter to government in full.Essex County Council
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#Freedom
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poliโฆ
Twenty-two English councils expected to delay elections amid fears of Labour wipeout
Last month, the government said some 63 council areas could postpone elections until 2027 after some told ministers they lack the capacity to reorganise in timeMillie Cooke (The Independent)
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I take it I'm the only one in the UK who is annoyed and a little depressed that #Labour seems able to U-Turn on every announcement they have made since coming to power, and nobody says a word against them. If that had been the Tories, Social Media would have gone into meltdown by down screaming that they were not fit to govern, seeing as they can't see anything through.
A recent aggregated list identifies 13 major U-turns โ including reversals on pubs business rates, inheritance tax for farmers, workersโ rights protection, welfare cut rollbacks, winter fuel payments, academy freedom limits and, most recently, making digital IDs optional rather than compulsory for workers.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3385zโฆ
Government drops plans for mandatory digital ID to work in UK
There will still be digital checks on those starting a new job, but people will not need to hold a digital ID.Kate Whannel (BBC News)
Just be careful what you believe! Remember how they misled us over weapons of mass destruction. There are lots of people who would love to see a regime change, not for the good of the Iranian people but for their own agenda. Some would like their throne back, some would like their oil back, some would like to break their friendship with China, and some would like to see the tension between Iran and their country ended.
Given that all the world's media is banned from Iran, it's impossible to verify anything coming out of there.
#JustSaying ๐คทโโ๏ธ
bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj691w2e84โฆ
Iran: Trump says he's considering 'very strong options' in Iran as hundreds of protesters killed
The US president says Iran "wants to negotiate", adding: "I think they're tired of being beat up by the United States."BBC News
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There really is some dangerous shit going on at the moment. If I didn't know any better, I'd say everything is on the cusp of falling apart while the vast majority sit down and watch The Masked Singer and Traitors!
Russia and Ukraine are going to suck everyone dry because the Russians are not going to give in. Trump is clearly desperate for a war; anywhere will do. Latin America, Greenland, maybe even the Middle East?
The EU is on its knees with member states getting the hump and worried shitless that if Trump does take Greenland, then what's the point of NATO? Isn't the whole point that they all protect each other from an invading force, and yet here's an ally doing the very thing they were created to stop?
We should be telling Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi to STFU, he's just fanning the flames, an excuse Donald is looking for.
I watched a documentary the other day. Berlusconi started the trend in Italy to produce drivel with the precise intention of dumbing down the population to make his brand of diluted fascism more acceptable.
I totally agree with your opinion of football, in fact, all sports as far as I'm concerned. Nothing has changed since the fall of Rome. "Bread and Circuses"
I hold my hand up, I thought Boris was right for the job of getting Brexit done. I honestly thought his excentricity or stupidity, if you prefer, was an asset in the sense that he could outmanoeuvre people because they would let their guard down if the court jester was doing things. Little did I know the breadth of his incompetence. I don't want to say stupidity because I actually don't think he's stupid, I think he's quite clever, he's just incompetent. I'm not convinced he destroyed the country, but he did destroy the Conservative Party, which I think will take at least thirty years to recover.
I think we must all prepare for Prime Minister Farage.
A Very British Coup, Harry Perkins, 1988. ๐คฃ
I am against ANY form of hunting tbh. Most of us do not need to hunt for food anymore, although I do understand there are still parts of the world where this is necessary. Having said that, I also feel that it's a shame to lose a tradition ingrained in British rural society.
Surely there's a way to train hounds to chase something else? A drone releasing a scent, maybe?
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy95wxโฆ
New Forest Bloodhounds relieved to escape trail hunting ban
A bloodhounds masters says he is relieved his group would be excluded from plans to tighten the law.Tristan Pascoe (BBC News)
This is what happens when you try to associate yourself with someone or an event without actually knowing anything about the person or the event.
What an absolute berk Kier Starmer is, but hey, you wanted him, you got him. #LeSigh
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5mr0โฆ
Starmer criticised for welcoming return of Egyptian activist
Alaa Abdel Fattah flew to the UK on Friday after a travel ban imposed by Cairo was lifted.Nick Eardley (BBC News)
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78vgmโฆ
Husband and 5 other men charged with sex offences against ex-wife
Philip Young is charged with offences including rape and administering a substance with intent to stupefy.Sarah Turnnidge (BBC News)
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@Karen Again, I cannot respond to comments on the thread, so I'm sending this as a direct response.
I stand corrected and apologise. However, that is a grudging apology.
Personally, I think it's morally wrong for an able-bodied person to benefit from something designed to aid a disabled person. I'm happy to concede "Nipping to the shops", but taking a 150-mile trip, surely you'll concede it's taking the P?
See, this is why tantrum blocking is silly; further dialogue is the way to resolve things.
Thanks for correcting me.
@Erin I would love to respond to your comment, but I'm blocked from the thread. I presume you meant me with the "unfulfilled" statement? I've had more than enough fill of people complaining about being caught doing something wrong.
I also don't see why my tax and national insurance payments should be abused. The "Wife" didn't get the mobility allowance. The allowance is not a family award; it is an award to the disabled person. I'm actually stunned that there's no shame in allowing a partner to drive 150 miles in a vehicle funded by the taxpayer. If someone can show me where it says "Anyone in your family may use this vehicle for personal reasons." I will be more than happy to write an apology.
And another tantrum block because the individual is not getting their own way.
Why on earth would you bother replying, only to immediately block the person? Well, obviously, I know why, but it's so childish.
Oh, and by the way. Just because you're disabled doesn't mean you get a ๐๐๐ง ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ card when you're wrong, or you don't like what's being said. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
I used to get annoyed at people who said: "What's the point of voting. It never makes any difference." I would argue that if you didn't vote, you had no right to complain. It would seem that we are witnessing the stealthy, underhanded methods of the 'losers' chipping away at the democratic result of the winners. While I'm fully behind any academic enhancement on offer, there's really no valid reason to rejoin Erasmus. We already have the Turin scheme, which gives students far more scope than Erasmus does. What's really going on here is Europhiles steadily repairing severed ties that on the surface appear almost unimportant but are in fact laying the foundations of a return to the EU. The next time someone tells me voting makes no difference, I'll probably respond: "You may have a point." #Brexit
news.sky.com/story/uk-to-rejoiโฆ
UK to rejoin EU's Erasmus student exchange scheme - reports
The popular programme, which allowed Britons to spend a year studying at European universities as part of their degree without paying extra fees and vice versa for their European counterparts, ended for British students after Brexit on 1 January 2021โฆSky News
Hysterical! A customer sent this to all their staff.
This is a reminder that ๐ผ๐ป๐น๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐น๐น๐ผ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ณ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐. Under no circumstances should anyone let themselves in, even if the door is on the latch. Please wait for a member of the store's team or contact F... or A... for access.
This procedure is in place because stock and items continue to go missing, and we must strictly control the number of people entering the stores.
If you are unsure what item you need, you may enter ๐ผ๐ป๐น๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ป๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฎ๐ป, who will assist you in locating the correct part.
Please also note that ๐ผ๐ป๐น๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐ต๐ผ๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ณ๐ณ are permitted to sign out items from the Electrical Shelf.
The following individuals are the designated staff members authorised to access the stores:
It then lists sixteen people who don't need a chaperone and can therefore be trusted.
๐ช๐ต๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐บ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐?
Because the question is, were we misled so that the voting public accepted higher taxes (Something Labour said they wouldn't do.) and VAT increases to reduce this potentially now mythical black hole or at the very least a black hole that's not as bad as we were first led to believe.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewjkvโฆ
Chris Mason: Why, in my judgement, Reeves was misleading on one specific point
The Chancellor chose not to share some information on tax receipts in an unusual press conference, given before the Budget.Chris Mason (BBC News)
๐ ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ฉ?
So the other day, a customer refused to pay after we set up a new user on a laptop because he'd already paid a few months earlier for it to be set up for someone else, who, unfortunately, died.
Another customer's hard drive has failed. I asked them to drop it off, but he refused, saying he just wanted a price before deciding. I pointed out that I didn't (at that point) know the drive's size, so it was impossible to quote. He sent me a picture. Luckily, the image shows it's a 2TB SSD. I give him a price to replace said drive, and he says, "I'll get another refurb off you instead." The thing is, he'll still needs to buy a 2TB SSD! ๐คฏ
I'm so confused. How the hell do some people's minds work?
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I have to say, I agree with every headline in these newspapers. Oh, and I'm sick to death of socialist journalists using the term "Working Families" when reporting on people's benefits! Yes, you can get income support or PIP if you work, but most of those you interview are not working!
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yq85โฆ
Newspaper headlines: 'High welfare, high tax' and 'Budget goes as billed'
Budget highlights, lowlights, and an OBR blunder lead all the front pages in Thursday's papers.BBC News
So the feeble argument for taxing electric vehicles is that the government is losing fuel duty on combustion-engine cars. If that's true, why are cyclists not being taxed? After all, the more pushbikes on the road, the fewer powered forms of transport there are, ergo less tax duty. I'm surprised Rachel Reeves hasn't implemented a tax on people who wear the colour blue, or on those selfish people who have gardens? She could tax you by the square foot! ๐ก
P.S. I don't own an electric car.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8jw9lโฆ
Electric vehicle owners to face pay-per-mile tax
Drivers of electric cars will pay a road charge of 3p per mile, while plug-in hybrid drivers will pay 1.5p per mile from April 2028.Pritti Mistry (BBC News)
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But even if you'd argue the road tax stuff isn't being used on roads, then the elecy car needs money spent on the grid.
๐ ๐ฒ: "Normally, you'd get a maintenance kit, but TBH, they rarely work."
๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: "Yes, I know. That's why I want you to send someone."
๐ ๐ฒ: "Thing is, we charge ยฃ95 an hour, it's going to be very expensive with all the printers you have, and I'm not convinced it will resolve it."
๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: "We only bought the one from you a couple of months ago!"
๐ ๐ฒ: "Think of it like an MOT. Your car can pass, and two minutes later, it could be illegal because something failed. Dirty rollers or black marks on paper are not covered under warranty. I'd try cleaning the rollers with some alcohol wipes if I were you."
๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: "EXACTLY! That's what I was asking for, someone to come out and clean them."
๐ ๐ฒ: "OK, ยฃ95 per hour."
๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: "Hmm? I'll ask, but I don't think my boss will want to pay that."
๐ ๐ฒ: "It'll be cheaper if you buy some wipes."
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There are undiscovered tribes deep in the Amazon forest who have never seen anyone from outside, who knew that everything was going to be Boris's fault.
Yes, he and the Tory government could have done better, but hindsight is a wonderful thing! I'd argue that they got a lot of things right, even if they went about it the wrong way. I'm talking about spending money, for example, with little or no control over it. When faced with thousands dying, I'd rather throw money at it than hold the wallet shut in case someone defrauds or makes disgraceful profits.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poliโฆ
Covid chaos in Boris Johnsonโs government led to 23,000 deaths, damning inquiry finds
Report finds PM and Dominic Cummings presided over โtoxic and chaotic cultureโ in Downing StreetCaitlin Doherty (The Independent)
๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ฒ๐๐๐ป๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ผ๐ฐ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ง๐ฟ๐๐บ๐ฝ ๐๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ต
The BBC apologises for the Panorama doctored video, and now we find out that Newsnight was at it too! So many questions. Was it the same person who edited both videos? Were they the same program editors and producers? But hey, everyone at the #BBC is impartial, right? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
theguardian.com/politics/2025/โฆ
Keir Starmer says any No 10 briefings against ministers โunacceptableโ
Starmer defends Wes Streeting at PMQs but dodges question on his chief of staff, Morgan McSweeneyPeter Walker (The Guardian)
#UselessLabour
ft.com/content/1ba14243-f949-4โฆ
โMadโ: Labour in crisis after Starmer declares he will fight any challenger
Recriminations fly in Downing Street after prime minister highlights weakness of his own positionGeorge Parker (Financial Times)
If anyone thought this "One in one out" plan was going to work, you need your head tested. And what are we doing? Giving them money to pay for their second attempt! Idiots are running this country, they really are.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y4ezโฆ
Second migrant sent to France returns to the UK
The man was detected by biometrics, detained immediately, and will be deported as soon as possible, the Home Office says.Jennifer McKiernan (BBC News)
It's the Editors and Producers at the BBC who need to be got rid of. They control what is put out. The likes of Davie and Turness failed to manage them. If anyone can't see how skewed the BBC news stories are, then maybe you should start to get your news from other agencies for a while; it'll be an eye-opener for you.
bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd9kqz1yyxโฆ
BBC chair to respond to MPs as departing News CEO rejects claims of institutional bias
The BBC's director general Tim Davie, and CEO of news Deborah Turness, resigned last night after a leaked dossier made a series of criticisms of BBC output.BBC News
I believe that's called "Covering our arse before we rob you." I await the "We inherited it." Excuse. You've been in power for 15 months now โhaven't you got a grip on the situation yet? #UslessLabour
news.sky.com/story/starmer-andโฆ
Starmer and Reeves hint at tax rises to come ahead of unusual pre-budget speech today
The chancellor will address the nation from Downing Street on Tuesday morning, weeks before she delivers her second budget. It comes amid rampant speculation she will break Labour's manifesto commitments on tax rises.Sky News
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news.sky.com/story/removal-of-โฆ
Removal of Andrew's titles is seismic - but there is another major shift in palace's statement
Buckingham Palace announced on Thursday that Andrew had been stripped of his Prince title in an unprecedented statement.Rhiannon Mills (Sky News)

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in reply to andyc • •And let's not forget Nadhim Zahawi
โ๐๐ง ๐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ด๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐น๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ ๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ช๐ด๐ด๐ถ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ โฆ ๐ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐น๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ,โ
Farage is scoring so many ****** points.
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