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𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: My graphics card has stopped working.
𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: We'll reinstall the driver.
𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: That didn't work.
𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: Hang on, how are you getting a desktop?
𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: The one screen works but not the other.
𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: So the card is working?
𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: I kicked the cable, and now the one screen doesn't work.
𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: So reinstalling the driver was pointless, you may have damaged the port.
𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: I'll buy another card from Amazon.
𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: Umm? OK.

𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: I fitted the new card, and that doesn't work either!
𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: What?
𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: Only one screen works!
𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: I'm coming to you tomorrow, I'll need to physically see it.

𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: It's working now.

I bet he'd pulled the cable out of the monitor, or he hadn't pushed the cable in enough. 😠🤦🙈

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in reply to dick_turpin

i was called to fix exactly this "computer problem". loose vga


Now thats a #Labour policy I do agree with. It should have been done years ago!
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/fre…


People really need to understand what's going on. Zelenskyy's offer of resignation is worthless! The whole reason for Russia's invasion of #Ukraine is to stop Ukraine from joining the EU! Zelenskyy, to Putin, is probably irrelevant. His reason for invading is to ensure a buffer zone between Russia and the European allies.

Putin is the aggressor and possibly a dictator, but Zelenskyy is a trouble maker imo.
theguardian.com/world/2025/feb…

in reply to dick_turpin

So was Churchill but he was an inspiring wartime leader who gave his country hope when 'rationally' it should have surrendered. Zelensky is demonstrating that he's fighting for a noble cause; that political power isn't important to him, in stark contrast to The Donald.
in reply to Andy Wootton

That's not a very good example. Churchill came to power eight months after the war was declared and was given the push the moment the war was won. He spent most of his time begging other countries, especially America, to join in. "Come on in, the wars lovely."

Churchill was lucky that Roosevelt agreed to defeat Germany first rather than the country that had attacked them.

There's no nobility in death, just death.

in reply to dick_turpin

Churchill warned about Hitler for years but the Tories listened to those who said Mr. Hitler was 'a sound fellow' we could trust. He came to power when events proved he'd been right all along.

Winston made very dodgy decisions before WW2. He set the British Army on striking miners, the example Maggie followed with the police, right after giving them a big pay rise.

in reply to Andy Wootton

You mean the NUM that took money from Gadaffi? Miners who terrorised their own community, some of whom were simply trying to survive. Bussing in 5000 men at Orgreave is not a strike; it's a declaration of war.

Anyway
You and I grew up in a world where we were indoctrinated with the view that the Communists, aka the Russians, were evil and wanted to destroy us all. We were told that while the UK and France could lob a couple of ICBMs at Smolensk, it was the Americans who truly kept us safe in our beds. I'd far rather have the US and Russia friends than at each other's throats.

in reply to dick_turpin

You know when I said I hated bullies? There were no conditions on that. Scargill led a thug-army but when you are hungry and your only weapon is solidarity, I can understand the temptation to turn to violence. My parents were One Nation Conservatives, my maternal uncles were miners and NUM members. They were not Stalinists. They wanted the NHS, widows' pensions and changing rooms with showers.
in reply to dick_turpin

The Russians did want worldwide Communism and America wanted Capitalist democracy. It's hard to understand how both arrived at authoritarian dictatorships while the environment goes to hell in a handbasket. Their leaders may be friends but they are both at Europe's throat now and the EU isn't sure we can be trusted either. I don't want to be on Putin and Trump's side.
in reply to dick_turpin

I think Starmer needs to work towards Europe not having 'sides'. We could co-operate on what we agree on and ignore what we don't. That was what I wanted, for Europe, the British Isles, Great Britain and Scotland, instead of Indie-Yes/No or the Leave/Remain binary choices. That was childish. Those Eton lads aren't always as clever as they seem. You don't start a fight when you're outnumbered, even if you are Head Boy.
in reply to dick_turpin

I'm not convinced Europe will ever treat us as equals or treat us fairly, for that matter. I'm gobsmacked that people are willing to hand over their country to Brussels so that they can glide through customs for two weeks in Ibiza.

I asked many people at the time of the vote why they believed so firmly that the European Union was good for Britain. None of them gave me very good reasons; they all seemed to have pretty unimportant personal benefits, such as the ability to take Benji the dog with them or work abroad while retaining British citizenship. Until, of course, Brussels does away with that, and we all become EU citizens.

I did vote to remain, mainly because I hoped the referendum may have given the EU a wake-up call to the extent they changed their disrespectful attitude. I never imagined that we would actually leave. It'll be at least twenty years before they allow us back, and even if they did, I guarantee they would punish us because France, for example, is very vindictive.



The way to fight the far-right is to either show that their claims are inaccurate or to actually do something about the claims that are or have an element of truth. Simply calling them Fascists and threats of violence has the opposite effect and only serves to make them stronger.
theguardian.com/world/2025/feb…



I've been reading a book!

𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽
Processes how the brain distinguishes between "us" and "them" in social contexts. A key brain region involved in this is the medial prefrontal cortex (mPFC), which plays a role in social cognition, including distinguishing between in-groups and out-groups.

𝗔𝗺𝘆𝗴𝗱𝗮𝗹𝗮: Involved in emotional reactions and threat detection, often more active when perceiving out-group members.

𝗔𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝘅 (𝗔𝗖𝗖): Helps regulate conflict and bias between in-groups and out-groups.

𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗷𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 (𝗧𝗣𝗝): Important for perspective-taking and understanding social differences.

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Are we really going to send British troops to shoot Russians? I mean, it's a nice sabre-rattling gesture, but do we really want to risk starting a full-blown war? I wonder what Russian mothers or the Russian people will think when their sons are shot by 3 Para or whichever regiments we send?

theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/f…

in reply to Andy Wootton

I have no qualms about legitimate, legal entry immigration. The more taxpayers, the merrier, in my book. I have no time or patience for illegals.

I'm not sure if I can draw my line in the sand any firmer.

in reply to dick_turpin

The problem, when I last looked, was that the UK Government was treating both in the same way. If there's no legal route then the only way to apply for asylum was via the illegal routes. If this has been fixed, I'm sorry but the communication of that fact hasn't reached me.


Amazing! Russia invaded Ukraine on 24 February 2022, three years on, and suddenly, Europe can get off its arse and look like they're doing something. This has nothing to do with peace, defeating the Russians or potentially brokering a deal and everything to do with "Whose in charge!"

Europe, including the UK, is an utter joke! They all want American money, troops and support, yet when America decides it's time to stop the squabbling, everyone starts throwing a tantrum.
#ukraine #PresidentTrump

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𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲?
Zelensky will sabotage any negotiations that doesn't involve joining the EU.


There is only one enemy a European Army would fight: Russia.
Anyone in favour of this idea is a moron because Europe might just as well declare war now. Happy WW III. Never mind global warming; there'll be no Western Hemisphere to worry about once the nukes start flying.
theguardian.com/world/live/202…



"Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are, you aren't." – Margaret Thatcher


It's nice to see #Labour getting their spuds kicked for a change.
#politics

theguardian.com/politics/2025/…



Looks like the press is gunning for #PeterKay. I wonder if Netflix has bought the show or if he's planning to sell his own DVD, and that's why he threw people out for spoiling it?
telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/the-other…


There are going to be a fair few people pissed off if Trump achieves this, mainly because he'll crow about it for the next few years.
#Trump #Ukrain
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"Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it." – Margaret Thatcher


"Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, although difficult, is the highroad to pride, self-esteem, and personal satisfaction." – Margaret Thatcher


Guilty by association or just as bad?
Sadly, at the moment, the Guardian doesn't say what he's supposed to have said.

Quote: "A government source told PA News: “Oliver Ryan’s remarks were unacceptable and deeply disappointing.""

So much for #Labour cleaning up the sleaze in politics.

theguardian.com/politics/2025/…



@realDonaldTrump needs to threaten to pull US troops out of Europe. That'll shit'em up. 🤣

politico.eu/article/eu-slams-d…



When someone posts a picture or footage of a so-called ghost wandering around ASDA at 11 am, I might consider believing. I mean, ask yourself, why is it always dark or foggy, and in the middle of the night, they appear?


Before I say anything, let me make one thing clear: 𝗜 ❤️ 𝟬.𝗔.𝗗.

This is yet another reason why Opensource and Linux are not more mainstream. I've been playing ALPHA 27 for a few days now. The only thing is, I'm playing on a Windows machine! According to the attached post, if you want it (On Linux), compile it yourself. 🤦‍♂️



One thing that annoys me about the Internet is the volume of keyboard warriors who proclaim themselves to be the champions of morals and "Doing the right thing" Yet when Labour announces a third runway, a deafening silence descends regarding Climate Change.

𝗘𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗣𝗲𝗿 𝗥𝘂𝗻𝘄𝗮𝘆:
🛫 If Heathrow's total airport emissions (Scope 3 included) are around 20 million tonnes CO₂e per year, and the two runways handle all flight activity, A single runway could account for roughly 10 million tonnes CO₂e per year (very rough estimate). Thus increasing the total to 30 Million tonnes.🛬

If the Conservatives had announced this, the web would have gone into meltdown!

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpql1w…

in reply to dick_turpin

Dunno where you're getting the idea the left is silent about it, I've seen constant mockery disgust and alarm. The very post above yours in my timeline is linking to the Guardian [ theguardian.com/commentisfree/… ]. Even the Guardian!

I agree it'll probably just waste billions and then get cancelled before completion.

in reply to Adam Dalliance

I've not seen much wailing and gnashing of teeth on 𝕏 or Bluesky or my Mastodon timeline, for that matter (This instance is not Mastodon). It would seem if you want alternative allegiances, you need to run your own instance like this one. 🙂


And I have discovered a new level of stupidity for IT Support.

A guy calls saying he cannot receive emails from a contact in India, and the emails are going to spam.

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿: "It's not in spam; it's the other one."

𝗠𝗲: "Junk folder?"

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿: "That's the one, but it's not in there."

𝗠𝗲: "Wait, do you mean our quarantine?"

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿: "Yes."

𝗠𝗲: "OK, send us the email address, and we will have a look."

He promptly sends a phone screenshot of the IM conversation with the guy in India who has attached a photo of his desktop with his rejection message (and his email address). The phone screenshot is too small to read, let alone the picture from the IM conversation.

JUST GIVE US THE BLOODY EMAIL ADDRESS!

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I had someone lose their company accounts file - stored on a floppy disk with no backup. I told him to send me a copy of the disk and I'd try to recover it. He sent me 2 A4 pages, with a photocopy of each side of the floppy disk.
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There's the story I've told a few times before.
We used to use another program for remote support, I forget its name now but it began with A and had a red icon.

So one of the lads got this woman to download it and run the executable.

𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿: "Right, can you see that red icon on your desktop? Click on that, please."

𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻: "There's no red icon."

𝘈 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 "𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵. 𝘖𝘩 𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴."

𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿: "OK, What DO you have on your desktop?"

𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻: "I've got a mouse, a keyboard, my coffee mug....."

I shit you not.

in reply to dick_turpin

my other favourite was a regular call from someone in an office saying the fax machine was broken. Every time we went there it was working. After about 6 weeks of call outs, I said "OK, I'm going to stand over you while you send a fax and see where the problem is." - she puts the page in the machine, dials the number, presses send, the fax goes through. I say "see, it's working" and she responds by huffing, waving the page at me and saying "it HASN'T sent, look, it's here."
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𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘'𝗦 𝗡𝗢 𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗦
There's staff, just no beds!
#nhs #Capacity #NoBeds
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgly9z…


Watched 24 Hours in Police Custody this morning, which showed the dumbest cop in the UK conducting a search. They find bags of what turns out to be crystal meth, and PC dumbarse opens the bag and sniffs it! Luckily, it wasn't Fentanyl. What a moron.
peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/c…


𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗲 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘁!
#greggs
expressandstar.com/news/2025/0…
in reply to dick_turpin

I'm trying to work out if the "It's disgusting" headline is referring to the ongoing effects of inflation or a comment on the greasy mess they get in the paper bag for their extra 5p.
in reply to Jon Knight

ASDA hot sausage rolls are tastier (I can't remember how much they are) plus they actually have meat in them rather than Greggs offal paste.
in reply to dick_turpin

I bet they made them smaller as well as more expensive. DISGUSTANG!

in reply to dick_turpin

I was going to share something on Facebook earlier but it offered X as an option, so I didn't. It reminds me of when Zuck agreed to share messages with Google using an open protocol and got totally shafted.
He's so keen to be liked by the big kids but they're bullies and they just humiliate him. You'd think he'd learn.
in reply to Andy Wootton

For a platform/solution that's so well established, you'd have thought he would have been able to take advantage of the 𝕏 wobble(s) when it was announced Musk was taking over and when he eventually did. I wonder just how relevant FB is these days? We all know it's there, but not that many can be arsed to use it.


It's nice the intelligencia of the #Labour party investing heavily in a technology that's likely to put its supporters and union members out of work.
#ai #MeLaughsAndPoints
news.sky.com/story/uk-to-mainl…


Yeah, there's only one problem with that @MoneySavingExpert My credit card debt is with Barclaycard! 🤦‍♂️


Hold on a minute, @HastingsDirect, how do I know I'm not entitled? I mean, you sent me an email saying that if, as I do, pay by instalments, you'll pay not only the higher rate difference but interest, too. I mean, you even list the date I renewed!

So are you saying not only did you 'mistakenly' overcharge, but you've now mistakenly offered a refund? Are you sure you haven't made another mistake, and I should be refunded?

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Forty minutes of light, sugar-coating snow this morning. The roads are just wet now.
People are driving like there are ten-foot drifts, and the road surface is like Streatham ice rink. 🤦‍♂️

We will never win another war; we're weak and feckless. :-(
#UKSnow


in reply to dick_turpin

Just a lile bit.
Probably freeze tonight, Pleased I dont have to travel.


𝐖𝐢𝐟𝐞: "I'm so glad you're back at work today!"
𝐌𝐞: "I'm so glad I'm back at work today!"

𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿

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Now that the dust has settled, #CastleCannon was incredibly underwhelmed with the final Gavin & Stacey. The cast seemed to be working extra hard to create comedy; it didn't come across naturally. The 'party' that led to Smithy oversleeping was a prime example, with the cast acting like they were having a good time rather than looking like they were having a good time. Pam (Alison Steadman) seemed wooden in her (stressed) performances, plus it didn't help that many loved characters were missing. Yeah, yeah. I know Doris is dead in real life.

Favourite bits:
Nessa - Mouth organ
Pete & Dawn
Gwen - Who's coming down the stairs?

Other than that, for me, meh.
#Shrug

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I've been messing with my #openmediavault installations, determined to break them both, and it would appear I have been successful with the #raspberrypi #argoeon
Version 6.9.16-1 (Shaitan)
#omv

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Just stop for a second, put down that nice coffee you're drinking in your secure Western country and think for a minute. Russia believes Ukraine is full of terrorists; Ukraine kills one of Russia's Generals on Russian soil in a bomb attack. Doesn't that sound like a terrorist attack to you? It's undoubtedly an assassination of foreign soil. Imagine if the roles were reversed and it was a Ukrainian General blown up; I bet you'd be ranting and raving then.

telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…





This is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm convinced Israel is simply taking advantage of events. I find it hard to believe that with the leading intelligence service in the world, they were unaware of the terrorist attack about to happen on their soil. It gave them, in their view, the mandate to invade and eradicate Palestine "𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯!" the opportunity to provide Lebanon with a bloody nose and with the current invasion of Syria and access to Eygipt Israel has managed to almost double its landmass without the West batting an eyelid.

Far be it from me to suggest that the UK, America, France, and a few others are lining up to restock Israel's dwindling arms
#Gaza #Lebanon #Syria #israel

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So Labour's 'quick fix' of halving prisoners' sentences hasn't worked then; it just bought a bit of time. Of course, far be it from me to point out that any political party could have done that!
#politics

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