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Saw a rather sad looking Ukrainian flag hanging by one corner out a bedroom window this morning and thought: "That just about sums up the situation, battered, wet and hanging on by a thread."


@Paul We have a customer who still uses Eudora, OK so he's like 187 years old and is an original customer of the business (Hands up all those who remember dial-up?) but he rings up now and again for support. I remember our apprentice when he first dealt with him: "What's Eudora!?" 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Make your own news because all the other news you see and hear is always depressing.
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Well, that's the start of a new chapter. It's just me, the wife and Charlie from now on at #CastleCannon The twins each own their own home.


The wife has made a Biscoff cheesecake. Only one problem, we can feed half the street with the size of the damn thing but more importantly, for how much it cost I could have bought a small island!


YIPEE! Blow the crap and dust off the barbecue! This part of Merry England has the potential for some sun today.
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

And after the barbecue and corresponding drinks you have a mattress available to take a nap.


Bank Holiday 8:30 am
Drive to daughter's new flat with roped-up mattress in the back of the car and one half of the bed base, literally roped to the roof!



Grandson told to "Get a job!" after it's revealed how much it costs to feed him.


For the love of The Pond Gods! What is so special about the 9th of June?

Ordered something from eBay. Delivery: 9th June
Ordered something from Amazon. Delivery: 9th June
Ordered something from Argos. Delivery: 9th June
Ordered something from Dunhelm. Delivery: 9th June

Had to just ask my boss if I can WFH that day or the wife will go mental with the constant doorbell ringing!

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me.
Oh, and here's another one. The stuff ordered from Dunhelm: Click and collect would come with a delivery cost because half the order had to be sent to the house and half to the store however if I have ALL the items sent to the house it is free delivery?

I'm as confused as you are.



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𝗦𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆: A van and a car drove through the red lights, not amber, RED! Forcing my daughter and me off the road!

Learner driver with a driving instructor drove onto the roundabout just as I came level with them!

Maybe booking the week off was not such a good idea? #SaferInTheOffice

in reply to Thomas

Yeah. Scarily, driving through the lights on Red at this particular set is almost every day now. The cops around here would far rather sit in a layby in a warm BMW with the engine running waiting for a speeder than stand at the lights in the cold with a camera.


𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "Yeah, you wait. When they get the heating relief money, all those people won't put the money up, and they'll spend it!"

𝗠𝗲: "Yep. The government has basically given everyone the money they were all complaining about that they'd have to find, and now, apart from the food, they're sorted."

𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "I've had my £150."

𝗠𝗲: "Have you? That's good. So it's started to trickle through then?"

𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "Yeah, I bought a top."

🤦‍♂️ 😱



How true. "You can have your own opinions, but you can't have your own facts." That's social media in a nutshell.

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I must be missing something here? Who's ever heard of signing up to a Reseller program without knowing what's involved in being a reseller?

"𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮."

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Dear naive Pete, they want to sell your personal data no matter of your successful subscription afterwards and by applying on your own will they can do so shamelessly.
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

The only way I could read the T&C's was by applying "Open in a new tab"


The sky was full of planes this morning while walking the dog; I kid you not! Clearly, as of March 2022, 92,065 people were not worried about fuel bills or food prices. I wonder how many flights there'll be by the end of today? caa.co.uk/Documents/Download/9…

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

The fuel and food price rises were inevitable. There's no murky rich man plan to squeeze the poor. We've had a pandemic whereby the vast majority across the globe did not work but still consumed. In the UK, we've had Brexit, which means changes that will affect prices, and now we have a war going on in Ukraine that is affecting food and energy supplies. This is a global problem, not a local one. Unfortunately, the solution is "Time." time for things to calm down and return to a level of normality, although unfortunately, it'll never return to "How things used to be."



Weening paedophiles off kids with Dwarfs

Yep, I'm a terrible human; I laughed my guts out.

#RickyGervais #SuperNature



Just 𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗘! it would be nice if someone on @Linkedin wanted to follow me to build a relationship rather than:

𝘉𝘶𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬
𝘉𝘶𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦
𝘗𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘵
𝘗𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣
𝘗𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦

Made the mistake of accepting a request from someone I don't know. #LeSigh



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When you woke up this morning, little did you realise how much today would shape your tomorrow!
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I'll tell you what's funny about working in the IT industry, especially on the sales side of things. I spend my time raving about data throughput speeds, time-saving functions, faster communication capabilities and immediate scalability improvements and then when it comes to implementation, it's all "Ah, well, umm? we're looking at X days/Months......"


𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
The thing about deadlines is it gives you an exact timeframe of when something finishes and a whole new adventure starts!
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Really on point and on date quote. :-) @srednivashtar


Watched 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 on Netflix this morning. Thank the Pond Gods I don't have to scrabble down the hill to beg for water from the residents below!

This documentary focuses on the many residents of Lima, Peru, who are forced to pay up to a week's salary for just one day's water.



I am currently playing Whack-A-Mole with suppliers as they make every excuse to get out of actually looking for the items requested and instead are hoping I do the leg work for them.


It's starting to get to the point where it will only become interesting if the press releases a picture of a party that DOSEN'T have Boris in it. #LeSigh



They're putting bunting up down the local High Street. What is this, 1977?



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
That person desperate to be liked by everyone, determined to do the right thing, and always backing the latest cause is usually hiding something.
Probably stroking puppies in the wrong direction!
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HBS 3 keeps telling me there are sync errors, yet I cannot find these "Thumbs" it's complaining about?


I still can't get my head around paying to have a wooden floor fitted and then searching for a rug to go over the top of it? 😱 🤦‍♂️


Hands up all those who would have thought 0 was the correct entry for turning something off, not leaving the entry blank? 😱


OK, so I've been playing down these price rises, brushing them off with comments like: "There's no use moaning; you've got to have it, so you've got to pay for it." This lunchtime, it hit me personally! A pound, A POUND! I can't believe they've stuck a pound on the larger I've taken a shine to!




A customer has asked me to arrange for a redirect on a domain they own. The site it redirects to is very nice, although, for some strange reason, they asked us to point to /en? The site has one of those "Choose your language features", so I said: "Huh! Given everyone is falling over themselves to be seen to support Ukraine, I would have thought the default would be UA?" Select UA, and the language is English! Bwahahaha 🤣


Well, that's fooked it! No more Blade Runner then? It won't be the same without Vangelis writing the music for it. :-(
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Praise yourself every day because others only praise you now and again.
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in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Only because you aren't allowed to eat them at home 😎😂


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It's Thursday, and you've done brilliantly so far. You're all set for ending with a productive week.
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