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I'm having a week off next week. I think I need it to recover from my first week back in the office. #NoLongerWFH



Given all the excitement to sell camper vans like hotcakes, upgrading your campsite to include glamping I wonder whether Butlins Filey will reopen?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butlin%2… it'll all end in tears in 2 years time when all the punters go back to flying off to Ibiza.
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I can't remember what punter means to you UK folk. punter - Wiktionary

See also: Punter punt +‎ -er punter (plural punters) One who punts a football; one who propels a punt One who gambles; a speculator One who oars or poles a punt (pontoon) customer Retrieved from "https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=punter&oldid=63135674"...


Eventually, Domonic Cummings will run out of things to spill his guts about and then he'll be seen for what he truly is. A sore loser.


It didn't take long to get back into the routine of working from the office. Two days running, I've visited the newsagents down the road for snacks. #NoLongerWFH

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Given I truly thought it was going to rain this morning and considered that shorts and a tee-shirt might not be a good idea as it was slightly cool.

𝗜'𝗠 𝗙𝗘𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗡𝗢𝗪!

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The absolute best feature of Twitter is "Mute Conversation."

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I wonder if Mark Shuttleworth is sitting in his mansion looking at the reports on Jeff Bezos and his space trip and screaming at the TV, "I ALREADY DONE THAT!"

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Updated Friendica looks like everything went OK. I just need to see if the addons still work? #friendica
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Shredni Vashtar
Rotflmao He's in my 'Community Profiles' I'd start following him again but someone with that short a fuse would probably tell me to "FUCK OFF!" simply for following them. Silly sod doesn't realise what a rich experience it is following me. 😉


So I went to the ASDA in Cannock at lunchtime, and I'd say 85 - 90% of the people were wearing masks; the remainder were clearly in the "I don't fooking have to wear one anymore, and you can't make me!" group. #LeSigh #Covid19UK #COVID



Groan, there's a Friendica update. It'll have to wait till I get home.


I arrived at my office @ 08:30, and after tidying up and retrieving pinched items, I finally sat down to do some work at 11:07 #NoLongerWFH 😞
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I am glad that my company will not go back to work regime from before Corona.

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IMO we scored far too early because England then played how they always play: "Let's just stop the other team scoring." the only time things picked up was when Jack Grealish came on.

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England better win on Sunday night because it's starting to get silly in the UK.
Some schools have said pupils can come in late on Monday after watching the match.
Supermarkets are closing early so staff can watch the match.
The wife's work phoned and said she can come in late to watch the match.
There's a cry to have a snap Bank Holiday if we win the match.

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And if we lose, a national day of morning?
TBH, I don't care either way.
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Actually, I do. another bank holiday would mean more infected morons invading our county.
Driving through Looe, social distancing and face coverings are almost non existent.



That moment when you blow the dust off your Pi cluster. Rebuild the Docker Swarm from scratch, then actually bother to look at the hardware requirements, and it says: "Minimum of 20GB of RAM, and at least 400GB of fast local storage." Oops! I don't think 2.77GB of memory and a 32GB USB is gonna cut it? #HiveNode #clusterhat #raspberrypi

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The EU tightens its grip on members and their citizens by approving ePrivacy Derogation, giving the authorities the right to read everyone's digital (Email, chat, etc.) communications.
european-pirateparty.eu/parlia…

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And what have we learnt from this kiddies?
theregister.com/2021/07/07/ten…
1. If you're gonna have a poll you'd best abide by the result.
2. If you are going to hang around in a bear pit (4chan) and you approve of their tactics don't start bitching when the same tactics are used on you.

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So with the announcement that social distancing rules will probably be lifted in the UK on the 19th of July, I await the Internet experts (mainly Twitter) to start telling us all how wrong it is and that the Government is cynically killing people while having spent the last 12 months telling us the Government is abusing our human rights by closing everything down.


You know, a section of society has constantly told you every five minutes for 13,000 years that the rich are driving Britain into the ground, and yet we're still here. It seems to me someones got it wrong somewhere?

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So the statement still stands. They are sat in their towers counting their money, and yet the so-called 'downtrodden' are still here. There was probably two Roman Legionnaires moaning on Hadrian's wall "That fooking Nero and his cronies........."


"The open-source community was understandably irked by these changes."

They can be irked as much as they like; it's not their train set. #LeSigh
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I wonder if "Please hold for the next available advisor" is code for "Fook Off!"?


Kim Leadbeater (Labour) won with 13,296 votes, a majority of just 323. I wonder if the result would have been the same if she was not Jo Cox's sister?

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𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 '𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵' 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝘀, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗯𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘂.

Nothing like a lick of paint to make things look fresh.

twitter.com/omgubuntu/status/1…

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Amazon denies photos of Matt Hancock came from one of its doorbells.


You have to wonder what the point is of 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗦𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺𝘀 when other members of staff start emailing you: "Have you seen the ticket Dave created?"

We'll Duh!



Everyone is complaining about Matt Hancock breaking social distancing rules, yet everyone is trying to get to Wimbledon or a football match. 🤷‍♂️
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

And they broke the rules for uefa officially. Commerce, profit. Deal with it.



Intrigued to know how many people asked their Google assistant, "What day is it today?" I'll hold my hand up and admit I asked my Google mini this morning.

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That moment having said repeatedly for years, "Do not quote me for items that you do not have in stock!" and yet they go straight ahead and quote you for equipment they do not have in stock! 🤦‍♂️

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Hands up all those who remember people walking around shouting at the top of their voice into their mobile phone? Not because the recipient couldn't hear but to ensure you looked and saw they had a mobile phone. Encryption is pretty much the same. 90% of the population doesn't need it, but if you want to look like Billy-Big-Bollocks, you let everyone know you use it.

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TBF, some people always shout into phones. My wife included.
I sometimes say "Can you speak up a bit?
Mrs Madowlady at number 5 can't quite hear you"
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LOL. My Mrs is deaf in one ear. We often say to her "Can you turn the TV up a bit more, the guy in Manchester can't quite hear it!"


Douglas Adams — 'This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'

𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺!

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Thursday was always the busiest day at the opticians where the wife used to work, so we always went out for a meal and a pint or two on Thursday night. :)
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We always seem to get the swine who leave it till the last minute at about a quarter to five on a Friday.


Free OpenSuSE Tee Shirt, anybody?
robbinespu.gitlab.io/blog/2021…
I suspect it would be honourable if you actually attended. I'm not sure saying: "I was there virtually." is a tad naughty. ;-)

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Every single Tech based podcast will be talking about today's outage on the Interwebs. #LeSigh

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It's funny how people on Mastodon think EVERYONE is on the Fediverse.

People on Twitter think EVERYONE is on Twitter.

People on Facebook think EVERYONE is on FB

"I only know of it because you mention it and you're the only person I know uses it."

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