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Never mind all these schemes for loft and cavity wall installation most of which are a scam anyway. The government should pay for every house in the UK to have solar panels fitted and make it law that new builds must have solar panel roofs. They never will because the energy industry will resist it as it will eat into their profits.

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Na, we're going to Mars. The Moon is a dead planet anyways. A bit of Radioactivity might liven it up?


𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Be careful of people who only believe in facts; they seldom have imagination.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
#fediverse #hive ecency.com/signup?referral=dic…


Note to self: The reason the display looked crap after setting up xrdp on the #raspberrypi was that it needed a reboot, you cretin!
#linux #foss


𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Nobody gets up and says: "Today I'm going to be ......" successful people just get up and do it regardless of what day it is.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
#fediverse #hive ecency.com/signup?referral=dic…


𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
If you're sadly getting into arguments with people because of something you've said, consider that it might not be your fault but theirs!
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


𝗘𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿

Well, that's one way to ensure your account doesn't get blocked for making offensive Tweets?
news.sky.com/story/elon-musk-t…




𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
In fact, problems are opportunities for you to show your skills in overcoming obstacles. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

I really need to sort out the emojis on this #friendica install. There's no option to choose any on a reply and the limited ones I have are shite.
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

When I use the phone app I can't use them for replies, only copy and paste, I can only use them normally with the web interface.


Wondering how many contractors are queuing up for rebuilding contracts in Ukraine?




So all these Russian troops that have been lied to and are supposedly unaware they are in a war with Ukraine, running away at the first sign of danger. The same forces are also behaving like demented invaders and committing atrocities? Something smells if you ask me. Anyone remember WMD? 🤔


Emily Davison didn't chuck herself under a horse so that you lazy feckers could sit on your arse and say: "What's the point of voting?" Get it sorted! Go and vote! You can spare 5 minutes of your day.

Local elections in the United Kingdom will be held on 5 May 2022



I watched 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗡𝗼 𝗢𝗻𝗲 The hunt for the Crypto King on Netflix
netflix.com/gb/title/81349029
I thought it was good, contrary to some of the reviews I've read. What I will say is it left me still asking questions. #crypto #bitcoin
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𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Self-confidence is easy; you just have to stop taking other people's crap.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


Took Charlie to the park this morning. Fairly cold, -1C but enjoyed meeting the fellow dog walkers until we were nearly on our way out of the park and a woman I've not seen for a while said: "Have you retired now?"

Do I look that old?



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
There's no point dwelling on the past; it's done, gone, finished.
There's no point worrying about the future; who knows what it holds?
Just make the most of each and every day.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


"Hi, I'd like to join your LinkedIN network [So I can sell you stuff.]" so much for it being a Careers platform. 🤦‍♂️
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Quick! Everyone panic buy bottled gas.
𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝘆𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱-𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮
ft.com/content/0706d6f4-6668-4…



Ahahaha Dyson Headphones
Makes you look like the Batman villain Bane!
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-6092…
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in reply to Shredni Vashtar

They only last 1.5 hours if you have it on high filtration. Nowhere near enough time to listen to one of my David Bowie box sets.


One of the guys just showed me his bank balance on his phone; £7
I laughed so much I nearly wet myself. I'm a terrible human being. 😞
#PayDayTomorrow


That moment when you quote two options and the customer comes back with:
"Your quote is acceptable; please proceed."
Did you even read the quote? Which one do you want? 🤦‍♂️
#sales #customers


𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Museums are full of other people's memories only the halls of your mind are filled with your own experiences.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


Sharing other people's quotations is OK, I suppose. Coming up with your own at least shows you made some effort.



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Don't be too sad when you put away your toys once you become a teenager. As you hit fifty-odd, sanity will return, and you'll start rebuying toys.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

It never stopped for me, the toys just got more expensive.


Friday night, I fancied a beer. "I know; I have a bottle sitting in the cupboard." I poured out the "Old speckled dog bollock", or whatever it was called and then thought: "Hmm? It's been there a while?" Too right! "Best before Jan 2020!" I bet I bought it in 2018.

Saturday night: I'll have me a Margarita. "Best before Feb 2021"
Thank The Pond Gods my Bushmills is OK.



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Nothing is out of reach; you just have to find the right way to get there.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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good morning c[~] :-)



It looks like we might have to adopt the Indian practice of burning our dead by the river?
bbc.co.uk/news/business-608617…
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I am on to a winner today. I definitely know the wife is at the hairdresser's; therefore, for once, as a man, know to walk in the door and say: "Ooh, your hair looks nice." which means brownie points for me unless she hates her hair and then I'm deep in the doggy doo doo. 😟

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If the Russians are using field dressings from 1978, how old is their ammunition?
itv.com/news/2022-03-23/equipm…



Here's a thought: I run four virtual desktops on my Ubuntu laptop that I bring to work. Is it possible to give each desktop its own background? #ubuntu

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Always in the top four, I've finally found a home where I'm appreciated. #hive #Ecency


Dear Lazyweb
Why on earth would a mailshot from Mailchimp make a website fall over with SQL backend doing its nut and the CPU maxing out? the only connection is the "Subscribe" page, an API from Mailchimp to the site, a Transactional plugin on Mailchimp what on earth could it be requesting from the site?

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One of the guys has just had his new Samsung S22 delivered and it's PINK!
"But it says Red!"
It's Pink :-D
in reply to Thomas

Yep. Is it wrong to laugh when someone has made a mistake? Would that make me a bad person? 🙊 🤣


𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
That person you just said: "Good Morning." to may not have had anyone say anything to them in the last 24 hours or even longer. Two words that cost you nothing.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


Bugger! I meant to put a "Read" receipt on an email I just sent. Now I'll be watching my inbox like a hawk and screaming inside: "Why haven't they replied?"