Took Charlie to the park this morning. Fairly cold, -1C but enjoyed meeting the fellow dog walkers until we were nearly on our way out of the park and a woman I've not seen for a while said: "Have you retired now?"

Do I look that old?

Thomas mastodon (AP)
Maybe you just look healthy and relaxed.
Old and broken more like.
Thomas mastodon (AP)
Sigh. Come over, I will take care of you.
Do you have old folks homes there?
Thomas mastodon (AP)
I am here 🤷‍♂️ what else do you need?