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๐—˜๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ธ ๐—›๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†
If only I had a moped.
If only it was 1964
If only Brighton beach wasn't so bloody cold this time of year.



Thought I would abuse my body at lunchtime and visited Morrisons for a Meal Deal "Sausage and chips please." I asked. Four sausages, FOUR! No wonder people are fat.


๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
With the "Long Weekend" [UK] Bank Holiday upon us, let's use the time wisely, go somewhere with loved ones, visit friends, try and get outdoors: Step away from the keyboard.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
#fediverse #hive ecency.com/signup?referral=dicโ€ฆ


I've killed my @QNAP TS-251B I clicked on virtual machines and it said it was configuring network and "Shazam!" it is no longer on the network and I have no way of getting into it. ๐Ÿ˜ญ


๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
Shaving while walking the dog is an efficient use of time; wet shaving while walking the dog is a whole different ball game.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
Trust is when someone asks you to get something for them, and they don't ask what it will cost them.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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Don't you dare @govuk waste public money on an inquiry into Rishi Sunak and his wife. I guarantee they won't have done anything illegal which is why he wants an inquiry. What they have done is morally wrong which it could be argued is far worse given how everyone is feeling the pinch at the moment.


๐—ก๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ณ: Trying to transfer a call to the extension that you answered the phone call on is NEVER going to work; you complete and utter cretin.


๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
Getting up early means getting a lot more done while others are still asleep.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜„๐˜€: There are only 37 Mondays left until Christmas!



Never mind all these schemes for loft and cavity wall installation most of which are a scam anyway. The government should pay for every house in the UK to have solar panels fitted and make it law that new builds must have solar panel roofs. They never will because the energy industry will resist it as it will eat into their profits.

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in reply to Thomas

Na, we're going to Mars. The Moon is a dead planet anyways. A bit of Radioactivity might liven it up?


๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
Be careful of people who only believe in facts; they seldom have imagination.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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Note to self: The reason the display looked crap after setting up xrdp on the #raspberrypi was that it needed a reboot, you cretin!
#linux #foss


๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
Nobody gets up and says: "Today I'm going to be ......" successful people just get up and do it regardless of what day it is.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
#fediverse #hive ecency.com/signup?referral=dicโ€ฆ


๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
If you're sadly getting into arguments with people because of something you've said, consider that it might not be your fault but theirs!
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


๐—˜๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป ๐— ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ธ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ

Well, that's one way to ensure your account doesn't get blocked for making offensive Tweets?
news.sky.com/story/elon-musk-tโ€ฆ




๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
In fact, problems are opportunities for you to show your skills in overcoming obstacles. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

I really need to sort out the emojis on this #friendica install. There's no option to choose any on a reply and the limited ones I have are shite.
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

When I use the phone app I can't use them for replies, only copy and paste, I can only use them normally with the web interface.


Wondering how many contractors are queuing up for rebuilding contracts in Ukraine?




So all these Russian troops that have been lied to and are supposedly unaware they are in a war with Ukraine, running away at the first sign of danger. The same forces are also behaving like demented invaders and committing atrocities? Something smells if you ask me. Anyone remember WMD? ๐Ÿค”


Emily Davison didn't chuck herself under a horse so that you lazy feckers could sit on your arse and say: "What's the point of voting?" Get it sorted! Go and vote! You can spare 5 minutes of your day.

Local elections in the United Kingdom will be held on 5 May 2022



I watched ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ข๐—ป๐—ฒ The hunt for the Crypto King on Netflix
netflix.com/gb/title/81349029
I thought it was good, contrary to some of the reviews I've read. What I will say is it left me still asking questions. #crypto #bitcoin
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๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
Self-confidence is easy; you just have to stop taking other people's crap.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


Took Charlie to the park this morning. Fairly cold, -1C but enjoyed meeting the fellow dog walkers until we were nearly on our way out of the park and a woman I've not seen for a while said: "Have you retired now?"

Do I look that old?



๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
There's no point dwelling on the past; it's done, gone, finished.
There's no point worrying about the future; who knows what it holds?
Just make the most of each and every day.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


"Hi, I'd like to join your LinkedIN network [So I can sell you stuff.]" so much for it being a Careers platform. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Quick! Everyone panic buy bottled gas.
๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜† ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐˜๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ-๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฎ
ft.com/content/0706d6f4-6668-4โ€ฆ



Ahahaha Dyson Headphones
Makes you look like the Batman villain Bane!
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-6092โ€ฆ
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in reply to Shredni Vashtar

They only last 1.5 hours if you have it on high filtration. Nowhere near enough time to listen to one of my David Bowie box sets.


One of the guys just showed me his bank balance on his phone; ยฃ7
I laughed so much I nearly wet myself. I'm a terrible human being. ๐Ÿ˜ž
#PayDayTomorrow


That moment when you quote two options and the customer comes back with:
"Your quote is acceptable; please proceed."
Did you even read the quote? Which one do you want? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
#sales #customers


๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
Museums are full of other people's memories only the halls of your mind are filled with your own experiences.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


Sharing other people's quotations is OK, I suppose. Coming up with your own at least shows you made some effort.



๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
Don't be too sad when you put away your toys once you become a teenager. As you hit fifty-odd, sanity will return, and you'll start rebuying toys.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

It never stopped for me, the toys just got more expensive.


Friday night, I fancied a beer. "I know; I have a bottle sitting in the cupboard." I poured out the "Old speckled dog bollock", or whatever it was called and then thought: "Hmm? It's been there a while?" Too right! "Best before Jan 2020!" I bet I bought it in 2018.

Saturday night: I'll have me a Margarita. "Best before Feb 2021"
Thank The Pond Gods my Bushmills is OK.



๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
Nothing is out of reach; you just have to find the right way to get there.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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