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"๐—จ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ-๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†"
I believe that's called "Covering our arse before we rob you." I await the "We inherited it." Excuse. You've been in power for 15 months now โ€”haven't you got a grip on the situation yet? #UslessLabour
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Far be it from me to suggest that King Charles did it as payback for Andrew being Mummys favourite. I take it nobody will be happy until Andrew is found dead in a gutter somewhere. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Dear journalists
What's going on between Starmer and Reeves? This is the second time he's saved her, isn't it?

Didn't Starmer campaign on a sleaze ticket, saying he would clean up wrongdoing by MPs? #Labour is turning out just as bad as the Tories!
itv.com/news/2025-10-29/reevesโ€ฆ

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I didn't know you need a licence to rent out a house, did you? I don't think she'd do something so daft deliberately. An enquiry would be a complete waste of money. She screwed up. I'm more worried by what it says about her eye for detail.
in reply to Andy Wootton

I'm not sure if it were a Tory you'd be so forgiving. I think the key here is, unlike us plebs, government ministers, especially senior ones, should check, check, and check again before they do anything. If I were in the government, I would check that it was OK for me to buy a bogroll.
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@woo Using your hand too good for you? Bog paper is bourgeoise opulence!
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"No, no. We didn't know we needed a license."
"Erm? There are emails from your husband asking the estate agent to get the license."
"Err? Ooh, it's OK. The Estate Agents say it's all their fault."
"How fortunate, why didn't they own up before?"


It's no wonder the rest of the world sees us as weak, pathetic and irrelevant. Succesive UK governments don't have the balls to deal with things.
#UselessLabour
independent.co.uk/news/uk/homeโ€ฆ


Another so-called asylum seeker.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crimโ€ฆ


Maybe if we weren't forking out ยฃ15 billion in hotel accommodation for illegal immigrants, #Labour wouldn't need to put our taxes up? Those of us who pay taxes, that is.
#UselessLabour
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๐—–๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต๐˜, ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ, ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐˜!
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn51y0โ€ฆ
#UselessLabour


How does an illegal immigrant manage to evade capture with no money, no coat and no knowledge of the UK? And how embarrassing: "Can you give yourself up, pretty please?" and what if he was a terrorist? #UslessLabour
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Dear #Labour, STFU keep using the lame excuse: "We inherited [insert problem] from the Tories. You're in charge now, it's your problem, ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ง ๐—œ๐—ง ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง!

That applies to you too, biased #BBC



I always knew she was a busted flush! This is what happens when someone takes up a cause to win support but lacks the skills to perform the task.
#Labour #GroomingGangs
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So #Labour are even more useless at ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ฃ๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—•๐—ข๐—”๐—ง๐—ฆ. Numbers have hit 38,000 a month. Remind me again, how many taxpayers are there to foot the welfare bill?
news.sky.com/story/man-deporteโ€ฆ


Where did I put my surprised face?
#Israel #gaza
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What time does Taylor Swift come on?
Held for 738 days by terrorists in the most appalling conditions, poorly fed and possibly mistreated, and the first thing some bright spark can think of is "Let's parade them all on a stage because we don't think they have been debased enough!"

theguardian.com/world/2025/octโ€ฆ

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Kemi Badenoch would be better off rebuilding the party than setting out her market stall in the hope of winning the next election. Reactivating the Young Conservatives is a good start. If they're still members? Expel Johnson and Cameron, and show the British public that the Conservatives are cleaning out the stable and putting their own house in order before trying to tell the nation what to do.

The biggest problem with people defecting to ReformUK is that it gives legitimacy to Farage's party - I wouldn't be surprised if they win the next election.
#politics #conservatives
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It grieves me to say it, but at the moment, the Conservatives are a spent force. They've only themselves to blame. They had it all and threw it all away. I would argue they are so devastated as a party, I don't beleive Kemi Badenoch can turn it around and decline, if not extinction is potentially on the cards.

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I honestly think William and Kate, as King and Queen, will unify this country โ€” or at least go a long way toward repairing our damaged harmony โ€” and usher in a new connection between the royal family and the British public.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/homeโ€ฆ



If Kier Starmer is worried about Farage, maybe he should stop pissing the electorate off!
#Labour #ReformUK #kierstarmer #Farage

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Sometimes, I wonder if people deliberately look for an alternative, obscure way to report a fault with us.

It's really simple: send an email to support@. However, they'll email you directly, phone you, or log into their support portal account and use the chat feature, which is only live when we're supporting a customer. They'll go to our website, which has, wait for it, a "Report a Fault" button on the homepage that generates an email to support@, but they'll ignore it. They'll navigate to the "Contact us" page, which yet again has a "Report a Fault" button at the top of the page with bold text saying "Don't use the contact form, you caaant! use this button," but no, they'll go to the contact form and report a fault which goes nowhere near the ticketing system. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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๐—ฆ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜€
So let me get this right. You're guaranteed a wage? Well, I should hope you are!
No companies have signed up for this idea.
Forced employment, are you sure #Labour are the good guys?
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80gj2โ€ฆ
in reply to dick_turpin

If Tories were doing this, I'd at least be able to assume it was deliberately evil but I'm worried they may simply be useless. Digital ID too. :-/
in reply to Andy Wootton

Not that I believe in "fair" but tbh, just lately, the stuff coming out of this Labour government is pretty much straight out of the Conservative playbook and yet not a single Labour supporter or voter has had the balls to say "Hang on a minute!" If it had been a Tory government announcing this stuff, the Internet would be in meltdown now with raging socialists.

It's so unfair!

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I'm torn between thinking
A. None if them have ever had a real life, so they're utterly clueless and
B. They are devious geniuses who have copied UKIP Re-formed and Trump by controlling what everybody gets angry about, to distract from something even worse.
I'm most worried it might be A.
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I think it's ๐—” but for slightly different reasons. Some of them still think the clock stopped in 1976, for starters, Angela Raynor believes so. Labour is still hung up on "Working Class", we're all working class, aren't we? I certainly work for a living. The so-called upper class was wiped out at Passchendaele and Mandalay.

I believe Starmer et al is playing the long game. They're thinking about the next election. All these ideas they're effectively nicking off ReformUK are a fop to the voter in the hope they get a second term. My concern is, once something is in place, it's going to be difficult to undo, although having said that, we did manage to leave Europe for about a week. ๐Ÿคฃ



Do you still not understand what #Labour is about? This is just another step towards eroding your rights. You fell for the pretence that the Tories are evil; it's the Socialists you need to worry about. They'll put you in a re-education camp and tell you it's for your own protection!
theguardian.com/politics/live/โ€ฆ


And you thought #Labour's One in one out deal was brilliant?
itv.com/news/2025-09-24/on-theโ€ฆ

Some of us have lived through a Labour government before; we know what they're like.



And so #Labour succeeds in getting the electorate to swallow bullshit. We already had a "One in" policy, it's called Asylum. The Rwanda solution was far superior. There was no "One in" with that plan.
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I'm absolutely stunned. When illegal immigrants resorted to the law to stop themselves from being deported, everyone supported them, including #Labour. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, and it's Labour's plans being sabotaged, it's suddenly "Migrants making a mockery of the law."
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Not a single person has been returned to France since the agreement came into force on the 5th of August!
If the Tories were still in power, everyone would be frothing at the mouth. Makes me puke the #Labour bias of these so-called journalists.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1dqe2โ€ฆ




Good riddance!
#SnoutInTheTrough

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Morning All

And another glorious Friday has arrived. It's the end of the week for most of us today, and [hopefully] the end of a career for Angela Raynor. ๐Ÿคฃ

#TZAG #TaxDodger #SnoutInTheTrough

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I found out why the press were so keen to get rid of her last night. She was working on housing reform to help young renters and the homeless. Has been for years.
It's like the olden days, when people stepped down just because they made a mistake. The independent assessment cleared her of malicious intent. The bar has been set high for Farridge. He should get under it easily.
in reply to Andy Wootton

She's stepped down because:
1. She didn't check, double-check, check, then triple-check.
Anyone with an ounce of intelligence would have said: "Look, not only am I the housing minister, I'm the deputy prime minister. We need to check this fifteen times before we proceed.

2. Someone's lying. Her solicitors have stated they gave her no advice regarding stamp duty implications. It would actually be more serious for a firm of solicitors to lie.

I don't believe a word of this "Housing reform" bollocks. Any empty homes, including apparently ยฃ300,000 homes in Surrey, are being used to house illegals. Christ, they aren't even meeting their house-building targets.

The woman has gone; now we must get more in our sights as far as I'm concerned.

in reply to dick_turpin

I can see why you might think Labour have done nothing in the last year. Nothing has been reported in the media. That seems odd, doesn't it?
in reply to Andy Wootton

That's not true. It all depends on what news you watch and how hard you're prepared to look for the stories. Don't expect the BBC to air anything derogatory. Socialists and left-wingers have completely taken them over.

I watch the BBC news at 6 am for the first half hour, and that's it, I don't watch them again because the missus can't stand me shouting at the screen again.

Bunch of biased fucks.

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I can't comment. We just put our house into a trust, on the advice of a specialist who helped us write a will. If only one of us goes into care, the government can only take half our estate, protecting half our children's inheritance when the 2nd one dies, as though we'd divorced and had 2 houses, when they'd have only nicked one. I didn't seek a 2nd opinion. It's clearly tax avoidance. I suspect the advisor is a Tory. I trusted an expert.



OK, let's be generous and say that the Deputy Prime Minister, while surrounded by some of the keenest minds in the country, was given duff advice. Then, as a taxpayer, I call upon Angela Raynor to name those who gave her the wrong advice, and for those individuals to be investigated and or prosecuted if warranted.
#Politics #Labour #AngelaRaynor
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqxzj2โ€ฆ
in reply to dick_turpin

I think this was an accident but the people who supported her without getting independent expert advice look dafter than her and Bad-Enoch looks downright nasty. She should have undermined her credibility, not gone on the attack. She's useless.
in reply to Andy Wootton

@Andy Wootton
I disagree. Ignorance is no defence. She knew full well what she was doing. She might not have understood it, but she knew she was going to benefit hugely from it. Otherwise, why do it?

This is Jimmy Carr all over again.

in reply to dick_turpin

I think it would have been a very stupid thing to have done deliberately, knowing the level of scrutiny she'd be under. My experience of accountants and tax law is that they give advice without accepting responsibility. I'm very cautious, so avoided trouble but I could have taken more risks and probably got away with it, like rich people do.
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I'm not convinced. I don't like her, so it wouldn't be unfair to accuse me of a biased opinion.

I think she's as common as muck, a chav tbh. IMV, her political beliefs are stuck in the 70s, and I'm not surprised Corbyn has offered her a place in his party if she gets booted out.

No sooner had she become part of the Government than she leapt into the trough with her so-called loans of Designer clothes, freebie junkets and dodgy finances. This is an individual out of her depth trying to play with the grown-ups.



And you thought Boris Johnson was dodgy!

The Telegraph alleges that Angela Rayner sold her 25 per cent share of her first house in Ashton-under-Lyne for ยฃ162,500. A house that she had put into a Trust, apparently for her son, in January 2025. What you need to remember is that Angela Raynor still has use of the house; she's a Trustee of her son's Trust Fund. The key point is that the trust was established with NHS compensation money for her son, so you could argue that her son's compensation gave her the ยฃ162,500, which she then used to buy the Hove flat. And that's without even looking at the ยฃ40K underpayment on the stamp duty!
#Politics #Labour #AngelaRaynor

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When I'm Elected


We will shake up Britain's police force. We will introduce Civil Guards along the lines of Spain, etc. They will handle low-level issues like parking tickets, petty vandalism, pickpocketing and muggings, and lost hamsters. They will be armed with pepper spray and batons. Most importantly, they'll pound the beat so that the public can see what they're getting for their taxes. They'll have next to no vehicles.

Next will be the Ordinary Police. They'll handle more serious stuff like murders, robberies, Saturday night yobs and people with the wrong kind of haircut. They might pound the beat now and again. They will have vehicles, but these will mostly be transit vans. We'll take most of the high-performance, expensive vehicles off them. They will be equipped with pepper spray, batons, and possibly kazoos.

Finally, we'll have a paramilitary force. These will be ex-military, armed to the teeth with firearms, etc. They will deal with the most dangerous stuff, such as people criticising our policies. They can have tanks if they want.



EXACTLY! This is exactly what I said mosques and temples should do; in fact, everyone should do it, and then it is no longer divisive.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7yqeโ€ฆ


Sick to the back teeth of seeing #Labour MPs saying "We inherited this problem." No, you didn't, you morons, you made it worse, you bunch of amateurs, by cancelling the Rwanda deal and sending Bibby Stockholm back.
theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/aโ€ฆ


So clearly #Labour are succeeding in stopping the boats, that's why illegal immigrant levels in hotels are up 8%. Wait? What?
news.sky.com/story/number-of-aโ€ฆ
#stoptheboats


ROTFLMAO

It's time for all those immigrant supporters to step up and put their money where their mouth is and start offering rooms in their homes.
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/โ€ฆ
#IllegalImmigrants #Smashthegangs #stoptheboats



Does BBC Breakfast have a policy not to say "ReformUK"? I saw a report this morning on the Bell Hotel situation, and the reporter said: ".....Another political party said....." and then a ReformUK MP appeared. I only knew who the individual was because his name and party were at the bottom of the screen.
#BBCbreakfast


Anyone fancy another General Election?
petition.parliament.uk/petitioโ€ฆ

Personally, I don't believe any of the so-called progress this government is supposed to have made. I think it's propaganda by the #Labour supporting media. They haven't "Stopped the boats", the housing targets haven't been met, and strikes have increased.

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@dick_turpin
"stop the boats"; the most amusing platitude since "education, education, education" and "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime". Until those two old platitudes are fixed, the boats will continue. Where is that ยฃ 350 million?


So much for #workingclass values. Allotments have been part of the working class staple for generations, as those without gardens or the need to supplement their food stocks with their own grown vegetables have depended on allotments. I remember my grandfather had a plot because they lived in a flat. Now, property developers are snapping them up to build rabbit hutches and HMO's on.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08/0โ€ฆ


๐Ÿ“‰ ๐—ก๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜€ (๐—จ๐—ž)
Since Labour came to power onโ€ฏ4โ€ฏJulyโ€ฏ2024, Office for National Statistics (ONS) data show approximately 1,054 separate strike stoppages in the period May 2024 to May 2025
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