ROTFLMAO The BBC is getting really desperate now!

๐—•๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ '๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜†', ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-589529โ€ฆ

The media in this post is not displayed to visitors. To view it, please log in.

It gives me a great sense of ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† to hear that staff returning to the office from the protective bubble of working from home or Furlough are all coming down with coughs and colds that refuse to go away now that we're all back to breathing one another's air. ๐Ÿคง ๐Ÿค’

The media in this post is not displayed to visitors. To view it, please log in.

We need a new hoover at #CastleCannon the missus says there's no way we're spending ยฃ599 on Hoover "But its got spinning floor cleaning pads bubb!"

๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด ๐—๐—ฒ๐˜โ„ข ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฌ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ ๐—ฉ๐—ฆ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐—ฅ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿต๐—ฆ๐Ÿฏ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ฉ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜‚๐—บ ๐—–๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ

โ‡ง