๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ ๐ด๐ฎ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ-๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ถ๐ฎ
ft.com/content/0706d6f4-6668-4โฆ
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Makes you look like the Batman villain Bane!
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-6092โฆ
I laughed so much I nearly wet myself. I'm a terrible human being. ๐
#PayDayTomorrow
Museums are full of other people's memories only the halls of your mind are filled with your own experiences.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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Don't be too sad when you put away your toys once you become a teenager. As you hit fifty-odd, sanity will return, and you'll start rebuying toys.
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Friday night, I fancied a beer. "I know; I have a bottle sitting in the cupboard." I poured out the "Old speckled dog bollock", or whatever it was called and then thought: "Hmm? It's been there a while?" Too right! "Best before Jan 2020!" I bet I bought it in 2018.
Saturday night: I'll have me a Margarita. "Best before Feb 2021"
Thank The Pond Gods my Bushmills is OK.
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Nothing is out of reach; you just have to find the right way to get there.
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bbc.co.uk/news/business-608617โฆ
I am on to a winner today. I definitely know the wife is at the hairdresser's; therefore, for once, as a man, know to walk in the door and say: "Ooh, your hair looks nice." which means brownie points for me unless she hates her hair and then I'm deep in the doggy doo doo. ๐
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Why on earth would a mailshot from Mailchimp make a website fall over with SQL backend doing its nut and the CPU maxing out? the only connection is the "Subscribe" page, an API from Mailchimp to the site, a Transactional plugin on Mailchimp what on earth could it be requesting from the site?
"But it says Red!"
It's Pink
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That person you just said: "Good Morning." to may not have had anyone say anything to them in the last 24 hours or even longer. Two words that cost you nothing.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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Do everything to the best of your ability; you may not get the recognition you deserve, but you'll know you did it well.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
On your way up, don't look down on others; they haven't had the breaks you had.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
Today, make someone who is serving you smile. They're probably on shitty wages and dealing with shitty, self-entitled customers.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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Having a stone in your shoe may be annoying, but at least you have shoes!
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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The females at #CastleCannon have started watching Game of Thrones again from the beginning. I now have that damn theme tune in my head.
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This is just not true!
reuters.com/world/europe/ukraiโฆ
๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ฟ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ 3,500โ6,000 killed US official
๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป๐ 516 killed United Nations
๐จ๐๐, ๐ก๐๐จ, ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐น๐๐ป๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ 2,000โ4,000 killed US official
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