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Here's a challenge: One of our customers has a hosted VOIP system from us. They have 10 options to choose from when you call them, TEN! what's the most you've come across?


So I got the Nokia N810 going again, had to buy a battery as the old one only held a charge for two minutes. Sadly, it's pointless as every website the browser complains "ssl_error_no_cypher_overlap" 😞


Today we shall be having a Bob Marley Sunday dinner at #CastleCannon ♫ ♪ "Three little birds." ♬ ♩


Oi @tigg
Trying to resurrect an old friend.


Hands up all those who have had said to them: "You never phone [write, Text]" nine times out of ten those complaining never phone either!

Next time someone says to you, "We'll you need to comment on peoples posts on #hive", reply "When they start commenting on my posts.." :-D

#Hive


I am very surprised the Russians have not taken down all forms of communication in Ukraine?


Those bottom ones look like Pigs in Blankets!


I need to write to my MP and ask him to produce a Bill for The House, making it mandatory that the 1st of every month always falls on a Monday! I just rang my doctor's to apologise for missing an appointment, and after grovelling to the receptionist, she replied. "𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘔𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯." Doh! 🤦‍♂️


The best thing Volodymyr Zelenskyy can do now is surrender or leave the country to save further pointless bloodshed.


In 2016 I bet that we would stay in the EU. I was wrong along with 48% of the rest of the country.


If only Margaret Thatcher were still alive. She'd soon sort the Russians out!



The obvious next choice for Putin would be Moldovia, but that's too obvious. I'd put my money on either Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania. Maybe Belarus will invade Lithuania on Moscow's behalf?


Waiting for a reply to an email is such a PITA, especially when you need to know if everything you've done this morning was a complete waste of time or not.


You know, this Russia/Ukraine pantomime reminds me of Gleiwitz and the Cuban crises all rolled into one, only this time nobody is rushing out and building bunkers.


Storm? What storm? I've seen more wind after a Vindaloo!


♫ ♪ "Guess who broke the phplist do da do da....." ♬ ♩


I have upgraded to #Friendica 'Siberian Iris' 2022.02 - 1449


𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀' 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆

Well, with the rumours Andrew needs £10 Million? ;-)
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60404077


Check your neighbours to see if they've had a new York stone patio.
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liver…


Cheer up, turn the volume up!

𝖂𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝕺𝖋 𝕷𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖓

youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976Ug…


I wonder how many unsavoury laws have been passed while everyone has been frightened to death by the newspapers and TV news about a possible Russian nuclear armageddon?


Why would you go to the bother of ordering pre-made healthy meals from the internet, eat said meals for four days and then on Friday turn up to the office with an All-Day breakfast sandwich on extra-thick crusty bread? 🤦‍♂️


ROTFLMAO

𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗮 𝗝𝗮𝘆𝗻𝗲 - Facebook


Make the most of today. It's back to work tomorrow.


OMG. So I was like: "Meh, why would I buy a rehash of his early stuff? Some of it was terrible." What a brilliant album TOY is!
Brilliant adventure [1992 - 2001]
#David Bowie


Probably the biggest turnout I've seen for a long time.
#RememberanceSunday


I worked from home yesterday and the day before and they've put a new strip light in my office!


I have been playing Call of Duty Vanguard and them Japanese are sneaky feckers!


When you're not having a very good day, it's a joy when someone says something nice about you. ecency.com/hive-167922/@erh.ge… I do love the #Hive community.


#Hive


I just can't shift this stupid cough!


Are people really that stupid? When we all watched that video a while back of a man kicking a robot mule and the thing desperately trying to right itself, did you not stop and say to yourself, "Hang on, all that needs is a gun and a camera!"


I am back on the Statins, so surely I can go back on these?


It gives me a great sense of 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 to hear that staff returning to the office from the protective bubble of working from home or Furlough are all coming down with coughs and colds that refuse to go away now that we're all back to breathing one another's air. 🤧 🤒


We need a new hoover at #CastleCannon the missus says there's no way we're spending £599 on Hoover "But its got spinning floor cleaning pads bubb!"

𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘀𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗝𝗲𝘁™ 𝟵𝟬 𝗣𝗿𝗼 𝗩𝗦𝟮𝟬𝗥𝟵𝟬𝟰𝟵𝗦𝟯 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗩𝗮𝗰𝘂𝘂𝗺 𝗖𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿


Currently watching Bad Sports on Netflix. I bet he did lock that referee in?
Juventus #football


Oh, mighty Pond Gods, help me get through today because I'm not feeling the milk of human kindness so far.