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Someone stole the wife's Vape at work. I mean, come on, a Vape?
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ghostdancer
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One can not resist to one's philias and perversions. 😆
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Lord Alan of Chaol Ghleann
Lord Alan of Chaol Ghleann
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Has anyone else had their vape stolen? We could have a serial vapist in our midst.

Amazing! The UK drags its feet over aid to #. Yet, when it realises the total fuck-up it makes over # (And probably other Russian related associations), it can suddenly pull out all the stops to keep the football supporters quiet.🤔
#ukraine #ChelseaFC

Remember boys and girls. We were lied to by the news media and our governments about 𝗪𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 and also 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗪𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀 which dragged us into war.

Independent corroboration is the 🅾🅽🅻🆈 🆃🆁🆄🆃🅷 you should believe. #
#UkraineWar

So you know how everyone was getting ready to panic over energy bills going up? And how the UK government is going to give everyone a loan to pay their gas bills? Well get ready for some eye-watering prices when this kicks in
https://www.ft.com/content/2e0b1d84-e595-4c5a-be4e-928417b9c7cc
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Your "Loading" animation is incredibly annoying when the application doesn't tell me what the hell it is trying to do that it is clearly having a problem with!

Here's a challenge: One of our customers has a hosted VOIP system from us. They have 10 options to choose from when you call them, TEN! what's the most you've come across?

So I got the Nokia N810 going again, had to buy a battery as the old one only held a charge for two minutes. Sadly, it's pointless as every website the browser complains "ssl_error_no_cypher_overlap" 😞

Well that would be ironic if it's true?
"U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken confirmed on Sunday that the U.S. is working with Warsaw on plans to supply Ukraine with 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻-𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗷𝗲𝘁𝘀."
https://www.politico.eu/article/us-secretary-of-state-confirms-plans-to-supply-ukraine-with-fighter-jets-via-poland/

Just had a bloke come to the office offering Lateral Flow kits on behalf of the local council. I thought the government had stopped free kits?
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JoinDiaspora.com Shuts Down, Offers Data Export to Users
https://fedinews.com/2022/03/joindiaspora-com-shuts-down/

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Installed Whalebird and it connects to my # account, which is nice.
https://whalebird.social/en
#friendica

Today we shall be having a Bob Marley Sunday dinner at #CastleCannon ♫ ♪ "Three little birds." ♬ ♩
#castlecannon
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Shredni Vashtar
Shredni Vashtar
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Too late. It wasn't a raving success. very little meat on them and getting the meat off the bone just tore the meat to shreds. I'd eat it again but I wouldn't buy it again. That's £10.50 sitting there so a very expensive meal.

So Putin adds another utility to his growing energy empire. He now controls Gas supplied to the West, Oil supplied to the West and very soon Electricity supplied to the West. Talk about potentially "The lamps are going out all over Europe."
--Sir Edward Grey 1914

Oi @tigg
Trying to resurrect an old friend.
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Hands up all those who have had said to them: "You never phone [write, Text]" nine times out of ten those complaining never phone either!

Next time someone says to you, "We'll you need to comment on peoples posts on #hive", reply "When they start commenting on my posts.." :-D

#Hive
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Shredni Vashtar
Shredni Vashtar
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I never write anyone postcards. My handwriting is terrible, worse than a doctor's.

I am very surprised the Russians have not taken down all forms of communication in Ukraine?

I just Powered Up! Have you?
#HivePUD #hive

https://ecency.com/signup?referral=dickturpin
#Hive #HivePUD

I need to write to my MP and ask him to produce a Bill for The House, making it mandatory that the 1st of every month always falls on a Monday! I just rang my doctor's to apologise for missing an appointment, and after grovelling to the receptionist, she replied. "𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘔𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯." Doh! 🤦‍♂️

The best thing Volodymyr Zelenskyy can do now is surrender or leave the country to save further pointless bloodshed.

In 2016 I bet that we would stay in the EU. I was wrong along with 48% of the rest of the country.

Not often I agree with the Independent but this was what I was saying all day yesterday. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-latest-news-uk-sanctions-partygate-b2023849.html

ROTFLMAO!

That moment a worker decides to circumvent his superiors and 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝟭𝟭 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀. And because they don't know what they're doing does a fresh install instead of upgrading! "Where's all my stuff gone!?" 🤣 🤣 🤣

That's gonna cost: KerChing
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ghostdancer
ghostdancer
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🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ ...

If only Margaret Thatcher were still alive. She'd soon sort the Russians out!


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ghostdancer
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If you send Boris they'd probably run away too. Although the Geneva convention surely has something to say about using that kind of weapons.
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Shredni Vashtar
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The RSPCA would definitely have something to say. It's illegal to put dumb animals in danger.

The obvious next choice for Putin would be Moldovia, but that's too obvious. I'd put my money on either Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania. Maybe Belarus will invade Lithuania on Moscow's behalf?

Well, I didn't feel any earthquake and I went to bed at 22:15 last night.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-60476022

I do remember the 2002 one though.
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Shredni Vashtar
Shredni Vashtar
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Apparently, it was one minute to eleven. Me and the missus were too busy snoring our heads off at that time.

Do you honestly think the main bulk of donations to any charity actually goes to the reason for the charity? You poor naive fool.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10533519/Royal-charity-spent-98-cash-raised-one-year-paying-just-10-staff-probe-reveals.html

I've told you before! If you want me to take a survey, offer me something in return for my time. I can't pay the bloody gas bill with "We'd really appreciate it if you could spare a few minutes to give us some feedback."

Ahahaha @WyliecoyoteUK @steevc you'll love this:
https://order-order.com/2022/02/21/exclusive-tory-mp-receives-lap-dance-and-on-stage-blow-job-from-dildo-wielding-drag-queen/
@WylieCoyoteUK

You know, this Russia/Ukraine pantomime reminds me of Gleiwitz and the Cuban crises all rolled into one, only this time nobody is rushing out and building bunkers.

Would transferring a telephone call in the style of the caller be taking the piss? ;-) #
#TeeHee

Storm? What storm? I've seen more wind after a Vindaloo!

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Thomas
Thomas
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Well, well, you might be correct, but we have this kind of storm since weeks and I hope the house survives.

This is why I love Creative Commons.

https://us4.campaign-archive.com/?u=fd30364b6577b471373d6076c&id=52fa133748

♫ ♪ "Guess who broke the phplist do da do da....." ♬ ♩

I have upgraded to #Friendica 'Siberian Iris' 2022.02 - 1449
#friendica

𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀' 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆

Well, with the rumours Andrew needs £10 Million? ;-)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60404077

Check your neighbours to see if they've had a new York stone patio.
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/church-thieves-leave-peoples-blood-23111568

Cheer up, turn the volume up!

𝖂𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝕺𝖋 𝕷𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖓

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA

I wonder how many unsavoury laws have been passed while everyone has been frightened to death by the newspapers and TV news about a possible Russian nuclear armageddon?

Thought for the day
https://ecency.com/beexcellenttoeachother/@dickturpin/good-morning-opportunity #hive
#Hive

Why would you go to the bother of ordering pre-made healthy meals from the internet, eat said meals for four days and then on Friday turn up to the office with an All-Day breakfast sandwich on extra-thick crusty bread? 🤦‍♂️

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