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Someone stole the wife's Vape at work. I mean, come on, a Vape?
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Lord Alan of Chaol Ghleann
Lord Alan of Chaol Ghleann
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Has anyone else had their vape stolen? We could have a serial vapist in our midst.

Amazing! The UK drags its feet over aid to #ukraine. Yet, when it realises the total fuck-up it makes over #ChelseaFC (And probably other Russian related associations), it can suddenly pull out all the stops to keep the football supporters quiet.๐Ÿค”
#ukraine #ChelseaFC

Remember boys and girls. We were lied to by the news media and our governments about ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐——๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป and also ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ which dragged us into war.

Independent corroboration is the ๐Ÿ…พ๐Ÿ…ฝ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ†ˆ ๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†„๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ท you should believe. #UkraineWar

#UkraineWar

So you know how everyone was getting ready to panic over energy bills going up? And how the UK government is going to give everyone a loan to pay their gas bills? Well get ready for some eye-watering prices when this kicks in
ft.com/content/2e0b1d84-e595-4โ€ฆ
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Your "Loading" animation is incredibly annoying when the application doesn't tell me what the hell it is trying to do that it is clearly having a problem with!

Here's a challenge: One of our customers has a hosted VOIP system from us. They have 10 options to choose from when you call them, TEN! what's the most you've come across?

So I got the Nokia N810 going again, had to buy a battery as the old one only held a charge for two minutes. Sadly, it's pointless as every website the browser complains "ssl_error_no_cypher_overlap" ๐Ÿ˜ž

Well that would be ironic if it's true?
"U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken confirmed on Sunday that the U.S. is working with Warsaw on plans to supply Ukraine with ๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป-๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ท๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€."
politico.eu/article/us-secretaโ€ฆ

Just had a bloke come to the office offering Lateral Flow kits on behalf of the local council. I thought the government had stopped free kits?
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JoinDiaspora.com Shuts Down, Offers Data Export to Users
fedinews.com/2022/03/joindiaspโ€ฆ

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Installed Whalebird and it connects to my #friendica account, which is nice.
whalebird.social/en
#friendica

Today we shall be having a Bob Marley Sunday dinner at #CastleCannon โ™ซ โ™ช "Three little birds." โ™ฌ โ™ฉ
#castlecannon
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Shredni Vashtar
Shredni Vashtar
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Too late. It wasn't a raving success. very little meat on them and getting the meat off the bone just tore the meat to shreds. I'd eat it again but I wouldn't buy it again. That's ยฃ10.50 sitting there so a very expensive meal.

So Putin adds another utility to his growing energy empire. He now controls Gas supplied to the West, Oil supplied to the West and very soon Electricity supplied to the West. Talk about potentially "The lamps are going out all over Europe."
--Sir Edward Grey 1914

Oi @tigg
Trying to resurrect an old friend.
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Hands up all those who have had said to them: "You never phone [write, Text]" nine times out of ten those complaining never phone either!

Next time someone says to you, "We'll you need to comment on peoples posts on #hive", reply "When they start commenting on my posts.." :-D

#Hive
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Shredni Vashtar
Shredni Vashtar
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I never write anyone postcards. My handwriting is terrible, worse than a doctor's.

I am very surprised the Russians have not taken down all forms of communication in Ukraine?

I just Powered Up! Have you?
#HivePUD #hive

ecency.com/signup?referral=dicโ€ฆ

#Hive #HivePUD

I need to write to my MP and ask him to produce a Bill for The House, making it mandatory that the 1st of every month always falls on a Monday! I just rang my doctor's to apologise for missing an appointment, and after grovelling to the receptionist, she replied. "๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜”๐˜ณ ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ." Doh! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

The best thing Volodymyr Zelenskyy can do now is surrender or leave the country to save further pointless bloodshed.

In 2016 I bet that we would stay in the EU. I was wrong along with 48% of the rest of the country.

Not often I agree with the Independent but this was what I was saying all day yesterday. independent.co.uk/news/uk/poliโ€ฆ

ROTFLMAO!

That moment a worker decides to circumvent his superiors and ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—ช๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€. And because they don't know what they're doing does a fresh install instead of upgrading! "Where's all my stuff gone!?" ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

That's gonna cost: KerChing

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ghostdancer
ghostdancer
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๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ...

If only Margaret Thatcher were still alive. She'd soon sort the Russians out!


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ghostdancer
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If you send Boris they'd probably run away too. Although the Geneva convention surely has something to say about using that kind of weapons.
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Shredni Vashtar
Shredni Vashtar
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The RSPCA would definitely have something to say. It's illegal to put dumb animals in danger.

The obvious next choice for Putin would be Moldovia, but that's too obvious. I'd put my money on either Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania. Maybe Belarus will invade Lithuania on Moscow's behalf?

Well, I didn't feel any earthquake and I went to bed at 22:15 last night.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmโ€ฆ

I do remember the 2002 one though.

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Shredni Vashtar
Shredni Vashtar
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Apparently, it was one minute to eleven. Me and the missus were too busy snoring our heads off at that time.

Do you honestly think the main bulk of donations to any charity actually goes to the reason for the charity? You poor naive fool.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1โ€ฆ

I've told you before! If you want me to take a survey, offer me something in return for my time. I can't pay the bloody gas bill with "We'd really appreciate it if you could spare a few minutes to give us some feedback."

Ahahaha @WyliecoyoteUK @steevc you'll love this:
order-order.com/2022/02/21/excโ€ฆ
@WylieCoyoteUK

You know, this Russia/Ukraine pantomime reminds me of Gleiwitz and the Cuban crises all rolled into one, only this time nobody is rushing out and building bunkers.

Would transferring a telephone call in the style of the caller be taking the piss? ;-) #TeeHee
#TeeHee

Storm? What storm? I've seen more wind after a Vindaloo!

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Thomas
Thomas
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Well, well, you might be correct, but we have this kind of storm since weeks and I hope the house survives.

This is why I love Creative Commons.

us4.campaign-archive.com/?u=fdโ€ฆ

โ™ซ โ™ช "Guess who broke the phplist do da do da....." โ™ฌ โ™ฉ

I have upgraded to #Friendica 'Siberian Iris' 2022.02 - 1449
#friendica

๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€' ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜†

Well, with the rumours Andrew needs ยฃ10 Million? ;-)
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60404077

Check your neighbours to see if they've had a new York stone patio.
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverโ€ฆ

Cheer up, turn the volume up!

๐–‚๐–Š๐–—๐–Š๐–œ๐–”๐–‘๐–›๐–Š๐–˜ ๐•บ๐–‹ ๐•ท๐–”๐–“๐–‰๐–”๐–“

youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976Ugโ€ฆ

I wonder how many unsavoury laws have been passed while everyone has been frightened to death by the newspapers and TV news about a possible Russian nuclear armageddon?

Thought for the day
ecency.com/beexcellenttoeachotโ€ฆ #hive
#Hive

Why would you go to the bother of ordering pre-made healthy meals from the internet, eat said meals for four days and then on Friday turn up to the office with an All-Day breakfast sandwich on extra-thick crusty bread? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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