One of the guys just showed me his bank balance on his phone; ยฃ7 I laughed so much I nearly wet myself. I'm a terrible human being. ๐ #PayDayTomorrow
That moment when you quote two options and the customer comes back with: "Your quote is acceptable; please proceed." Did you even read the quote? Which one do you want? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ #sales #customers
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ Museums are full of other people's memories only the halls of your mind are filled with your own experiences. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ Don't be too sad when you put away your toys once you become a teenager. As you hit fifty-odd, sanity will return, and you'll start rebuying toys. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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Friday night, I fancied a beer. "I know; I have a bottle sitting in the cupboard." I poured out the "Old speckled dog bollock", or whatever it was called and then thought: "Hmm? It's been there a while?" Too right! "Best before Jan 2020!" I bet I bought it in 2018.
Saturday night: I'll have me a Margarita. "Best before Feb 2021" Thank The Pond Gods my Bushmills is OK.
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ Nothing is out of reach; you just have to find the right way to get there. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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I am on to a winner today. I definitely know the wife is at the hairdresser's; therefore, for once, as a man, know to walk in the door and say: "Ooh, your hair looks nice." which means brownie points for me unless she hates her hair and then I'm deep in the doggy doo doo. ๐
Here's a thought: I run four virtual desktops on my Ubuntu laptop that I bring to work. Is it possible to give each desktop its own background? #ubuntu
Dear Lazyweb Why on earth would a mailshot from Mailchimp make a website fall over with SQL backend doing its nut and the CPU maxing out? the only connection is the "Subscribe" page, an API from Mailchimp to the site, a Transactional plugin on Mailchimp what on earth could it be requesting from the site?
In "real life" it looks Coral Pink tbh. I dunno why he bought it, all he's done is bitch about it all morning. No charger, not compatible with his wireless charger, only has a USB-C to USB-C cable.
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ That person you just said: "Good Morning." to may not have had anyone say anything to them in the last 24 hours or even longer. Two words that cost you nothing. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
Bugger! I meant to put a "Read" receipt on an email I just sent. Now I'll be watching my inbox like a hawk and screaming inside: "Why haven't they replied?"
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ Do everything to the best of your ability; you may not get the recognition you deserve, but you'll know you did it well. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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Is there some sort of by-law that says shops in retail parks cannot open until mid-morning on a Saturday!? If you don't want to push people online, I suggest retailers open at 9 am, oh, and Currys PC World; I recommend you get rid of the Brand Name assistants who can only help you with their brand.
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ On your way up, don't look down on others; they haven't had the breaks you had. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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That moment you enter a room and you mention out loud a task to be done and a member of staff leaps out their chair full of excuses why they can't do it and then the director overhears and tells them to do it to which they start f'ing and jeffing all over the place.
**Good Morning Everyone** Today, make someone who is serving you smile. They're probably on shitty wages and dealing with shitty, self-entitled customers. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
Don't talk to me about dust. Once the summer starts, it'll be a right pain to clean the pollen off the car. For some reason, we seem to get an excessive amount of it where I live. I wouldn't mind, but all the plants on my road are shrubs! There are no flowers.
Good morning, Sredni. Itโs not just people serving us whom we can make smile. I love seeing a child and their parent(s) faces light up when theyโre waving from a bridge or a platform and I give them a toot, a wave and a smile ๐
I had no idea they were that loud- I usually have my hands over my ears when I sound the horn ๐ Years ok when I was a bus driver, weโd often get new batches of buses which were pretty much the same as previous batches, just with a few minor tweaks and design changes. One day, I took one of the brand-new buses out on a route. As I pulled out of the bus station, a moron with headphones and a phone in their hand just stepped out in front of me without even looking. Thereโs no point yelling or honking at these kind of people, because theyโre either stupid or just donโt give a shit, but I still leant on the horn just to make myself feel better. Bizarrely, bus horns always used to sound like a regular car horn so it was pretty easy to ignore. I suspected that the road-crosser knew I was there but that they were just being obnoxious and in all likelihood, could tune the sound of a car horn out. Leaning on the horn unleashed the mother of all air horns. The road-crosser jumped out of their skin and leapt backward out of the way, almost in the same manner which a cat tries to escape from a cucumber. To this day, I have no idea who shit their pants the most; the obnoxious headphone-wearer or me.
๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ฟ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ 3,500โ6,000 killed US official ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป๐ 516 killed United Nations ๐จ๐๐, ๐ก๐๐จ, ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐น๐๐ป๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ 2,000โ4,000 killed US official
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