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Wanna know why I'm a moaning caaant? This is why.
A guy has a 2011 PC running W7, but Office won't activate on it. He sends us a second PC he's found and asks us to transfer everything over. The only trouble is that it's that old story: "If it's slung up the back of a cupboard, there's a reason." It's a 2009 PC!
I offer him an i5, 32GB 256 M.2 plus M365; he tries to tell me they have a bunch of M365 licenses and "Can't we use one of those?" after telling him to basically fook off, he then says, "Well, you can have it here in a bit can't you?" I have to explain that; basically, he's wasted the morning, and now our guys are starting lunches, and if he's lucky, he'll have it this afternoon.
Why do people take three weeks to decide and then think they can have it within the hour?
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if your preferred candidate doesn't win you get no representation of your views.
If there is someone with a realistic chance of winning who partially represents your views and you vote for them you may at least get some representation.
And of course if everybody does that the parties that are least worst get in.
Where it falls down even more is it the least worst option crosses some red lines. Then you either vote for something you don't agree with, vote for someone who you know won't get in or stay home.
I can't really blame people for staying home. If a party wants people to vote, then convince them. "Voter apathy" is really blaming the wrong people.
I don't believe in proportional representation; I think that only increases the chance of someone "Getting in" who one didn't vote for. I think it's a problem that's getting worse in everyday life, tbh. There is far too much choice. You should see my arguments around my local fish & chip shop.
"Is that a special?"
"WTF is a special? I just want fish-n-chips."
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It's not all quail eggs and salmon for breakfast.
I wonder if he's humming:
โซ โช "I wanna live like common people
I wanna do whatever common people do
Wanna sleep with common people
I wanna sleep with common people like you."
Well,โ what else could I do?
I said "I'll... I'll see what I can do" โฌ โฉ
Poll shows the Conservatives have closed their gap behind Labour to 15 points, the smallest lead for Sir Keir Starmerโs party for a monthMatt Watts (Evening Standard)
Before people start throwing their toys out of their pram, both the Tories and Labour have been guilty of racism! Labour still has a problem with antisemitism, and the Conservatives have had to deal with Islamaphobia.
If there is such a thing as "Tactical voting", that must mean your votes count!
Remember, you might be stuck with someone for five years, or less, and then you can vote in someone else once the dust has settled.
#politics #Thursday #vote
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The Gambling Commission launches an investigation into Kevin Craig, who was seeking to become the party's MP for Central Suffolk and North Ipswich, and Labour is understood to be returning ยฃ100,000 that the candidate donated to the party.Jennifer Scott (Sky News)
Here's an idea.
You don't like Farage's idea of net zero migration?
Disgusted at Sunak's Rwanda idea?
Wondering why you've worked hard to get ahead only to be taxed because you apparently have broader shoulders?
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Everyone who feels, quote: "Let 'em all in." can pay a fee per week or month (Depending on how you're paid) and pick an immigrant to sponsor, a bit like those "Adopt a Giraffe" schemes. That way, nobody is unfairly taxed, and nobody can complain. ๐ ๐
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Who would make the better Prime Minister is the wrong question. Who you would want as Prime Minister is more how things are going these days.
#Politics
So I bought some #Huel greens (ยฃ50). I'm not sure what to make of it, tbh. It seems to have a slight metallic after taste. For my palate, maybe I need a bit more than a flat scoop, as it tastes watery. Finally, I'm wondering if you're supposed to drink the whole lot in one go. I thought you sipped at it? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I'll carry on, though. I need to, I've got fifty quids worth.๐คฃ
๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฆ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ถ๐น๐น ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ฎ๐ป๐ฐ๐ ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐.
So, will he be forcing people who sell their homes to accept the first offer made by a prospective buyer? What about car auctions? Must they accept the first offer?
How on earth will this work? Will he set rental tariffs on all properties? That's a lot of work. Who is going to manage that, and where will the money come from to run it? Will Landlords feel it's a worthwhile market to stay in, or will they sell all their properties? In this case, how does that help the housing shortage when there are even more properties on the market that only a few can afford to buy?
Maybe some Housing Ombudsman who you can moan to? But how long will it take to resolve your case while you're waiting on the streets?
Even Kier Starmer himself couldn't answer that question last night because not only is it a stupid, unworkable fop to the voter. Yet again, it's Labour looking to take from someone who has something. It's all Labour knows! You spend your money, time, and effort buying a small property portfolio, probably as an investment for your retirement, and along comes Labour: "๐๐ฐ๐ฉ! ๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ'๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ! ๐๐ฆ'๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐จ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ ๐ข๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ถ๐ด ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฅ."
thesun.co.uk/money/28621666/laโฆ
GREEDY landlords will be banned from setting up โbidding warsโ between prospective tenants, Sir Keir Starmer vowed today. At a campaign visit in York, the Labour chief pledged to introduce a new laโฆNoa Hoffman (The Sun)
Laura Saunders is reported to be under investigation by Gambling CommissionTim Sigsworth (The Telegraph)
Remember children. While you were busy making as many posts as possible to "Get the Tories out", you let Farage in!
Don't forget to thank all those who relentlessly slagged the Conservatives off across all the Social Media platforms, including biased journalists, on the 4th of July. You deserve all you get.
#politics #ShortSighted #PoliticalIgnorance
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I'm convinced (For the minute) ReformUK will be the opposition. That's still "In" in my book.
What needs to be taken into consideration is that parties like the Greens are picking up [tactical] votes. I'm really worried the Tories could be fourth or worse. Some might naively think that's good, but it will be terrible for the UK, in my opinion. This country needs an experienced, established opposition.
@neil Sorry - what's your source for this prediction ? If you honestly believe that, get down the bookies now and get ยฃ100 on it.
You understand how FPTP works, right ? 14% in the polls is meaningless in terms of seats.
'In its first MRP model of the 2024 general election, Ipsos estimated Labour could win 453 seats and the Conservatives 115, giving Keir Starmerโs party a majority of 256 and inflicting the Toriesโ worst ever defeat'.
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Data showing 15% swing away from Conservatives since 2019 likely to stoke partyโs fears of โextinction-level eventโ at general electionPippa Crerar (The Guardian)
Doesn't he remind you of someone else when they were running for London Mayor?
Public transport, cafes and supermarkets are now off limits to men trying to avoid being enlisted.Jean Mackenzie (BBC News)
My butcher agrees with me. As a fellow Tory voter, he agrees that the Conservatives are going to loseโand lose big-time. He also agrees that it looks like Farage wants to make sure the Conservatives are so far down the food chain that they no longer pose a threat.
I put my theory to him regarding 2030 and that Farage's current plan is geared towards that, to which he responded: "I hadn't thought of that, you know, you might be right. Everyone is so focused on this election, and he's already said his party, currently, does not have the experience to run the country."
But they might have by 2030!
#politics #ReformUK #opposition
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As one paper says today: Cameron destroyed us.
You can literally plot the downward spiral from the point at which he foolishly [arrogantly] held the referendum.
Nigel Farage is convinced Reform will win โmore than four millionโ votes at the general electionSalma Ouaguira (The Independent)
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We're at a crossroads. Reform UK offers a possibility for change (which in itself is disliked by some who would rather preserve things as they are).
If people don't vote for them, or are dissuaded/pressured not to do so, then it could be an opportunity lost for many more decades to come and we'll be back where we are right now. Except, people will have no cause to complain.
It's a classic situation. People spout off about how they want change, a different kind of politics, and yet never actually tell you what they want. Then, when someone does come along offering a different choice, the very same people who wanted change are all up in arms.
This is the very same mentality as people who say they are dedicated to freedom and then start demanding rules, codes of conduct, and moderators. What they actually want to do is control the narrative, especially people's thoughts. They would be the first to resurrect The Tokubetsu Kลtล Keisatsu (Thought Police.)
The Conservatives seem determined to commit political suicide!
Craig Williams, faces gambling investigation after betting on July election date.
news.sky.com/story/rishi-sunakโฆ
A good strategy might be to lock Rishi in his flat because every time he leaves or opens his mouth, he puts his foot in it! "I didn't have Sky when I was a kid." ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
#politics
Calling a snap election is a huge surprise for France, and a huge risk for President Macron.Hugh Schofield (BBC News)
I thought Rhun ap Iorwerth - Plaid Cymru did pretty good tbh. I felt sorry for Carla Denyer - Green Party. Mishal Husain didn't give her as much leash as the rest of them; in fact, she seemed to cut her short A LOT. Farage was Farage. Daisy Cooper - Liberal Democrats was, hmm? Stephen Flynn - Scottish National Party spent most of his time attacking Labour, which was fun.
The main stars were, of course, Angela Rayner - Labour and Penny Mordaunt - Conservatives. All that was missing between those two was a bit of hair-pulling and a lost shoe. I did notice how, at the end, they were very chatty, in fact, rather friendly. #politics, aye?
Who came out on top? I'm not sure, TBH. Strangely, I thought it was a tie between Rayner and Mordaunt, with Farage a close third.
#generalelection2024
I haven't enjoyed the last two days. They have been filled with people complaining that they have to pay for repairs to their computers, stunned that quotes for equipment are more than ยฃ3.27, and irritated that they've had to wait more than thirty seconds to be shown how to merge two cells in Excel even though we don't even offer that type of support contract.
"Get into IT." they said: "You'll find it interesting and rewarding, " they said.
Reality is always very different. #HoHum
So this is a good manifesto promise, but let us not forget it was introduced by the Conservatives in 2021, so it's not a Labour idea at all!
#politics #generalelection2024
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgg2jโฆ
Sir Keir Starmer says he hopes his pledge will "turn the dream of owning a home into a reality".Kevin Peachey (BBC News)
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Will someone 'stand up and fight!'? I hope no swords are involved.
youtube.com/watch?v=uHCh_Xdhg8โฆ
"Stand up and fight, stand up and fight!" Penny Mordaunt issues a rallying cry at the UK's Conservative Party Conference, where she's met with a standing ova...YouTube
Labour politicians have repeatedly made this claim, but itโs unclear how the party arrived at the figure.Full Fact
I didn't say you were. I asked you to say what you are.
See, it's a clever stance to say what one is not habitually; it's designed so that the individual can't be pinned down a bit like those who sit on the fence so that no shit splatters on them while they pass judgment on others.
I have yet to see you say anything positive or negative about Labour, Lib Dems, Greens, etc. I have seen you state unease about RefomUK, but I get the feeling that it's just Farage-related rather than any ReformUK policy offerings. Then again, I could be wrong about that because of your "I'm not" stance. ๐คฃ
Very few people are party members these days and most will vote in their own interest. It can be hard to see who will deliver on that. FPTP may mean our votes don't really count, so we have to compromise.
I don't feel I have to swear allegiance to any one party, but we can judge the Tories on their record.
I am in favour of a fairer society where everyone gets a fair chance. Nobody should be struggling to feed their kids when we have lots of billionaires and CEOs paid millions.
See, again. That's not strictly true. Yes, Farage was associated with them, but he wasn't running the party. I know he is now, and he may well have helped write the manifesto, but I will say from people I've spoken to, including business owners, their policies are striking a cord.
Another knight, aye? ๐คฃ
Don't you think Ed Davey is a bit of loser? Did you see his Party political Broadcast? Walking around his (Affluent) former home neighbourhood.
I've not seen any PPBs. There's too much focus on the leaders anyway. I don't care where they came from as it's what they will do that matters.
Farage is a force in his own right with some rich backers who may prefer to stay in the shadows. I don't trust him at all. Do you really believe Brexit was about what you and I would gain?
There's probably policies from every party that I might like, but I could never support anything to do with Farage.
Conservative Penny Mordaunt and Labour's deputy leader Angela Rayner will appear alongside participants from five other parties.Ruth Comerford (BBC News)
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Oh, it's going to be one of those days, is it?
It is one of those days where you give people clear instructions, and yet they forge ahead with what they think, having clearly disregarded everything you've said to them.
I asked Admin to put some details on SAGE as I have a deal I'm hoping to close this morning for five Laptops: "Do us a favour, put it on the system, but don't send it because I haven't had the go-ahead yet. When I have then, send it, and once they've paid, I'll release the goods."
Just had an email from Admin: "Invoiced."
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Steve
in reply to dick_turpin • • •Young people know all too well what it's like living under the Tories. They went quiet about the national service thing.
โIโm afraid there is no money.โ The letter I will regret for ever
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Captain Jack Sparrow
in reply to dick_turpin • • •They did this to themselves, through corruption and greed.
Wiredfire
in reply to Captain Jack Sparrow • • •@Captain_Jack_Sparrow I also recall living under Labour and Tories.
Theyโre both shits but Tories are by quite some margin the shitter shits.
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in reply to Wiredfire • •We've had Brexit and COVID, all of which have had a massive impact on finances, but more importantly, it will take at least another five years to recover from those events. It's too easy to say the Tories are all simply <Insert insult of choice>.
I agree they've done some pretty awful things in terms of behaviour, and Cameron should never have even considered a referendum, but you can't blame the Tories for that. You have to blame the voter even if people think the public was lied to. The public voted out, and the [Tory] government carried out the electorate's wishes.
Mind you, Labour isn't averse to lying. I take it we still haven't found any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? ๐
Captain Jack Sparrow
in reply to dick_turpin • • •@wiredfire
I agree the Iraq war was a warcrime.
Regarding the tories:
We've also had Liz Truss losing 30bn quid in one week because she was criminally reckless and stupid, we had billions of public money stolen by the tories through the PPE and TrackandTrace scandals.
Brexit was driven by the tory right, and the the tory press lied on their behalf.
Thatcher privatised the water industry, which has led inevitably to our rivers and sea being full of shit.
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in reply to Captain Jack Sparrow • •I agree, Truss was not only a massive mistake but a huge disappointment given she was billed as the reincarnation of my hero Maggie.
With regard to PPE, Furlough, and, let's not forget, the Nightingale hospitals at ยฃ60M a pop, it depends on your perspective. While I was stunned at how the government literally handed over cash without any checks or balances, one could argue it was the right thing to do at the time, given everyone was shit scared of dying. Personally, I'd far rather they threw money away rather than clamp down on bureaucracy. What should have happened was for the Royal Commission to look into ALL payments made by the government at that time, with powers to recover funds where appropriate.
I agree with Margaret Thatcher. It is not the government's role to run businesses and provide employment. Where it all falls down is the likes of OFWAT, either not having enough power or not really doing their job properly and sanctioning the arse off, in this case, the water companies.