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Higher taxes is the price you pay for a Labour government. However, a large number of Labour voters don't pay tax, so why should they care?

As of 2020-2021 31 Million paid tax
17.3 million were under 25 years old
12.0 million were aged 25 to 39 years.
15.6 million were aged 40 to 59 years.
14.5 million were aged 60 years and over
Total adult population 59.4 Millon. #politics

in reply to dick_turpin

I'm mystified why you are obsessed with Liz Truss. She wasn't in office long enough to do anything, and Kwasi Kwarteng introduced the catastrophic budget that brought her down. True, she endorsed it, so I suppose one could argue that as PM, she was ultimately responsible; however, there have been many disastrous budgets over the years, and prime ministers have managed to survive.

I don't think she would have survived anyway without some extraordinary support. I suspect she was given the job because the party old guard didn't want Rishi, so it was better to have an incompetent. Obviously, they tried to make her look more viable by telling everyone she was Thatcherite, but I get the feeling her Thatcherism extends to reading one of Maggie's books.

There's no way Boris is coming back; he's done far too much image damage for the Conservative Party. My money is on David Cameron, and yet I don't want him either after his spineless performance after the referendum. Sadly, there's little choice in terms of credible leaders for the Conservatives.

I'm still convinced he will take over the reins. His appointment was stunningly bizarre. A return to the flat above number 10 is the only credible explanation for him, IMO.

in reply to dick_turpin

I didn't see this as you replied to the wrong one :)

As I have said, they are a shambles and not fit to run the country. I know you feel some loyalty to the party, but they are a lost cause. Maybe Labour can actually be better. We may see...

I don't mind paying more tax if we get a functioning country. Various rich people have offered to pay more.



Why would anyone who openly admits they don't have a big following consider starting a Patreon? I mean, seriously, how do people's minds work? They can't build up an audience when it's free (as in money), so why would anyone pay?

Everyone these days wants to sit on their arse on social media getting paid. #LeSigh



Oh for the love of The Pond Gods!
I've just worked out why the stupid drop-off locker didn't like my mobile. The crappy system wanted me to drop the 0 off the beginning of my mobile number, didn't it?



What a PITA that DHL (Come @UPS_UK ) drop-off locker is? I didn't have my glasses, so I couldn't give my email address for the receipt. The damn thing didn't like my mobile for an SMS receipt. I submitted the package anyway. You watch, it'll be "Oh no, we haven't got your parcel."


I have to say, I'm impressed with @Bose. Father Christmas gave me some earbuds over a year ago, which've gone faulty. I went on the support website and gave the serial number (which is bloody hard to get), and they're swapping them out for me. \o/ #resilt

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in reply to dick_turpin

They know you're an influencer on Fedi and want you to promote them.


Miserable moaning old people are not really miserable moaning old people. It's just in most cases, they've had 60 to 70 years of putting up with PITA morons. It drains you after a bit.

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Should have been either @rickygervais or @0fficialtomhard
planetradio.co.uk/signal1/ente…


The problem with Docker is their man page is wank!

$ docker service
gives you a list of commands; "Ooh! yes, ps [list all services] is what I want."

$ docker service ps

Gives you this shit.

"docker service ps" requires at least 1 argument.

See 'docker service ps --help'.

Usage: docker service ps [OPTIONS] SERVICE [SERVICE...]

I just want to know WTF the busted swarm is doing FFS!



𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Hang on to yourself 🔊
David Bowie (Live) [2017 Remastered]



If only @currys did these, they'd be on my Your Plan quicker than you could blink.

𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗶𝗰𝘀 𝗦𝗕-𝗖𝟲𝟬𝟬 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀



𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗖𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗮𝘀𝘆𝗹𝘂𝗺 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘆.
news.sky.com/story/home-secret…
#Rwanda #irregularmigrants


I'm wondering if this opposition to the UK/Rwanda deal is a race thing because nobody seems to be up in arms about Italy's deal with Albania or the Turkey/Greece deal and all the other EU deals. Obviously, France believes the UK should take its migrants while paying for the pleasure. 🤷‍♂️

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67…

in reply to dick_turpin

Well the article says people are angry about Italy's plan. It's different to the UK one as they will still be processed by their immigration whilst ours could let people live in Rwanda. It's been found to be breaking various laws and may be expensive. It's a way to dodge the real issues driving immigration and we opted out of the right to return people to other 'safe' countries.
Like many things there are no simple solutions, but it helps to work with the neighbours rather
in reply to dick_turpin

LOL
And yet the news media is tearing its clothes and gnashing its teeth at how right-wing Europe is becoming, even wheeling out those knackered old accusations of "Facist" and "Nazi" labels in a desperate attempt to stop people talking about the subject or even trying to do something about it.

We will see flights very soon once we install some British lawyers out there. I'm not sure how that makes any difference but I suppose governments always seem to have to jump through hoops to get anything done these days.



I see X wants me to start arguing again? It pisses me off that I'm goaded, and people are shocked and offended when I respond.

My response to this would be:

"But EVERYONE is middle class; in fact, I would argue there's only a small proportion of so-called rich and a huge amount of working families, and if there is still a working class, then Labour has failed! One hundred years and Socialism still hasn't dragged its sorry arse out of the road to Wigan Pier."



I never congratulate people for work anniversaries on LinkedIN most of them are self-employed and couldn't get a proper job if they tried! 😛


Better vote Lib Dem if you want to rejoin the EU, although rejoining is a long way down the road, according to their manifesto. I enjoyed reading the section on Asylum & Immigration. I needed a good laugh.

libdems.org.uk/plan



Next time, someone says that the House of Lords should be abolished because it is filled with rich people with nothing better to do; tell them they're idiots and have no idea what they're talking about. They are a valuable safety net for the British people, successfully blocking the Government (Conservative) 496 times since 2010
parliament.uk/about/faqs/house…

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-668…

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Keir Starmer realises that "Immigration" is going to be a key voting issue in the next General Election. Talk about jumping on the bandwagon.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli…


Glad to see not a lot has changed with #ArchLinux in terms of needing a certain level of ability. Spun up my VM this morning with 437 updates available but of course pacman refused because mutter43 and mutter are in conflict. The fix for me was:
sudo pacman --remove --nosave --cascade mutter
sudo pacman -Syyu

Oh, and I had to:
sudo mv /usr/bin/WebKitWebDriver beacuse pacman moaned about that too!



Prepare for a new influx of Twitter users and the return of those who left last time.
itv.com/news/2023-07-01/twitte…


Thought I'd better shake the dust off my own instance seeing as @Evan Prodromou kind of reminded me about #castlecannon


Feel a bit guilty for not having logged into my own instance for a while.


"Swap to stop" You've gotta love slogans!
news.sky.com/story/one-million…


𝗡𝗼 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲
I do a weekly Newsletter for a customer who seems to be obsessed with "Centre-aligned"
The email has a main offer that, IMO always looks a mess and four smaller offers that look fine. Today she sent the brief over with the main offer, as usual, centre-aligned with a section containing bullet points. 🤢
I tidied it up and put the bullet points in a single cell, left-aligned and sent the now tidy results off for approval.
"𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘦-𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘴"
😭 😭 😭

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I'm going to ask Nicola Sturgeon to do my Lotto numbers for me because fook is that woman lucky!
Total shock! Resigns as the leader of her country on 15 February 2023
Forty-nine days later, the rozzers come to arrest her old man.
Ten minutes before Constable Cameron turns up at the former First Ministers' home, Nikki manages to leave the house with a couple of bags.
#snp
#snp

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Aha! Is this why Nicola Sturgeon stood down, I wonder?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-651…
Looks like her old man might have fooked her career?
#snp
#snp

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in reply to dick_turpin

I did wonder how the poison dwarf paid for all her pastel coloured outfits.
in reply to dick_turpin

I was never a fan of the woman. While I agree perhaps Scotland should be given even more independence, I'm not in favour of them leaving the union, so for me, her going was a blessing, but I was shocked and mystified when she announced her resignation.

If I'm right and this is why she resigned, then it's definitely fishy because she's had about four or five weeks to clean up any loose ends before his arrest today.



At least once a week, I buy a poached egg on toast sandwich from the local cafe come sandwich bar. It's convenient as I phone halfway to work and place my order. The sandwich cost £2.30; however, this morning, there's a price increase: £2.70!
Looks like they'll be losing a customer. 😞
in reply to dick_turpin

Apparently, the price of eggs is on the increase. I await Twitter to be filled with stories of Hen-napping and black-market powdered egg.
in reply to dick_turpin

In related news chicken feed does not cost chicken feed.



I saw a Nun today with one of those electric car tyre pumps putting air into her car's flat tyre. Clearly, God does not look after his own.

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Oh shit, BBQ20KBD on Gizmodo 😳 gizmodo.com/blackberry-keyboar…

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in reply to Codepope

@codepope this top cover is quite nice thingiverse.com/thing:5393306
in reply to arturo182

my search failed - wasn’t looking for a top cover! thanks!


Seriously? The cat is out of the bag now. There's no way you're going to put it back, no matter how many petitions you raise.
slashdot.org/story/23/03/29/23…
#GPT4 #AI
#ai #GPT4
in reply to dick_turpin

I've heard several people say they wrote the petition to convince smaller developers to stop working on AI, while they still work on it in secret.

Sounds about right.

in reply to dick_turpin

Corporations won't want bedroom coders working on it; this is too powerful an asset. 🕶️


I take it that it's just me that finds it hysterical that folk are venting their spleen on Twitter about @elonmusk's latest announcement regarding verified accounts and eligibility, and yet rather than leave and find another platform they can be happy on, they just want to stay to bitch and moan. Humans are such weirdos.


in reply to Steve

Realist, you mean.

Biden is a complete joke, even though it doesn't affect them. Americans don't like the fact Putin is doing whatever the hell he likes, and their current president appears to be doing nothing, and so they will want someone willing to do something, even if it is insane, like starting a war but let's not forget. Putin and trump are supposed to be mates.

If Labour wants to win the next GE, they need to start getting in front of the cameras more I mean, we haven't seen anything of Angela Rayner for months. Has she been sacked? Keir Starmer only appears now and again too.

in reply to dick_turpin

And Trump isn't a (bad) joke? Politics is fucked up.
The Tories have fucked themselves up. Labour just have to let them get on with it.



It never ceases to amaze me how much help people for when they are cancelling a service with you. They don't even have the common decency to offer you a small fee for your assistance either; they just expect you to help them leave with no impact on them and have no regard to what you are losing.



𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼.
Donald Trump wins a second term, gets Putin to agree to a peace deal and becomes the darling of the free world. 🤣
youtube.com/watch?v=1j1MxIHSPy…

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in reply to dick_turpin

Not bloody likely. With all the apocalypse talk tumbling out his mouth yesterday he’s not aiming for peace.
in reply to Stephen Michael Kellat

Ah, but you have to show you're a strong leader. I can't see Biden pushing Putin around and, in the current game of chess, putting tactical nukes in Belarus doesn't look good for Europe. I suspect Putin is waiting to see if Biden remembers he's running a country. 🤣

in reply to dick_turpin

You know you're going to pay for that, don't you? She will have her revenge one way or another.
in reply to ghostdancer

LOL
Every day mate. I often wonder how we've managed to clock up 33 years.


Well, I have no idea what they were watching, but I watched pretty much all of it on Parliament TV, and I thought Boris gave a strong performance to an overly polite and shamelessly amicable panel.
#PartyGate #Boris
in reply to dick_turpin

What's bad about being polite and amicable? Are those not Tory values? I didn't watch it as I don't need to hear that gobshite.
in reply to Steve

Nobody "Grilled" him as such, from what I saw. There were two or three questions which got him flustered but sticking to the "This is what I was advised" defence seemed to let him slip through the cracks.

For all those Lineaker fans
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
-- Joseph Goebbels

in reply to dick_turpin

You do love a quote, but they are not always true. Everyone knows Johnson is a liar. Opinions on whether he makes a good leader are divided. Up to the Tories to choose their path.
I'm no particular fan of Lineker, but we may agree on a few things, like treating people decently.
in reply to Steve

You know, Richard Nixon was a liar and a crook, and yet he was still one of America's best presidents. Tony Bair lied to Parliament and the country about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, thus causing the deaths of British soldiers and countless innocent civilians.

While I understand the pain of people not being able to attend loved ones' funerals and then finding out Boris and his gang had a few sherberts for me, we have far more important stuff to worry about than whether people in the lobby of number 10 stood 2M or 1M apart and what distance rules were in effect at that time or whether a woman who lives there, namely Boris's wife, should have been at a gathering. Fooking pathetic if you ask me.

in reply to dick_turpin

I thought you wanted politics to be entertaining?

Do we really want liars and crooks running things just because they can do some things well? What useful things has Johnson done?

I wish politics was more boring.

in reply to dick_turpin

@steevc But Boris is really awful at being able to answer the questions; he can't give a straight answer even when it's obviously in his best interest. For example in one of them he was asked about a meeting with ~17 people and the questioner said 'well we know that at least 2 of them shouldn't have been there' - I'd have come back and said with 'so almost eveyrone had a reason to be there'.
in reply to penguin42

I believe he has been told to use a similar defence to:

WASHINGTON -- President Reagan 'absolutely' has no recollection of being told by Lt. Col. Oliver North of a proposed large private donation to the Contras by an Iranian posing as a Saudi prince, a spokesman said Friday.

Iran/Contra scandal 1987

in reply to dick_turpin

WHAT! He got us out of the EU, didn't he?

I bet you can find that every PM throughout history has told a lie to The House and the British public. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that was one of the requirements on the job application, so you could argue where Boris went wrong was being found out. 🤷‍♂️