Remember, children. This is where it starts: #Labour Spend, spend, spend until the money runs out. Wait, I thought it had run out? What happened to this £22 billion black hole?
#Politics

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And here's gaffe number one from St Andy Burnham. Of course, the official line will be: "No secrets were divulged." I bet they weren't; the Americans, Russians and Chinese already know all our secrets. 🤣
#Politics
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All joking aside, and it is funny. What the hell is Clacton going to do if he wins?

More importantly, what will he do if he wins?
#Politics #CountBinFace
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He's already said he's not Sinn Féin and would take the seat.

I expect he'd just get on with case-work and probably be one of the best local MPs in the country because there's no shuffling for position in the party or taking up ministerial roles or campaigning for the future to worry about.

Opposite of Farage really, who is only in Clacton at all for party and national reasons.

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He is doing it for the national lols.

In interview he does appear to be saying that in the unlikely event he won he'd take the job seriously and do his best for Clacton.

He certainly won't be lining up ministerial positions or flying to America to make deals with foreign parties or thinking about campaigning for the next election.

He could of course either be lying or just be shit at it or even just decide after a month that he can't be bothered and quit. But from what he's saying in interview, his plan would just be to try and be a good independent MP.

A month or so ago, I was asked to quote on installing an agent on 18 machines. I sent the price, and I could tell they weren't happy. A couple of weeks later, I got a new request to install it on 6 machines. I sent over a revised price and silence for another week or so. I then got an angry email demanding to know how I justified the price for a "six-minute job!" I explained how we have highly skilled technicians with a wealth of knowledge and experience and that our resources, too, come at a cost.

I then received yet another request for 2 laptops. My first thought was:
🧠 "Don't tell me, there's a problem with these, isn't there?"

Lo and behold, nobody can install because the laptops' firewall is enabled and we can't give the user the admin password. We sorted it in the end, but this demonstrates why IT services come at a premium.

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So I've extensively played with #ChatGPT, #Copilot, and, most recently, everyone's wet dream, #Claude. I have to say, they're all pretty much the same. I think the reason everyone is cooing over Claude is that it shows you what it's doing as it cogitates, and it integrates well with SharePoint.

What I don't like is that, for freebie accounts, ChatGPT and Claude are very stingy about how much interaction you can have. Waiting one or two days to complete a task is pretty annoying. Copilot seems slightly more generous IMO.
#AI

I watched the England game last night, and we clearly need Brian Clough back! WTF was that pissing about near our own goal, twice! Get it up the other end! And is this how we play football now, on our arse? Was that the tactic? To get as many penalties or free kicks as possible? I said to the missus. "Whoa! Look! Kane is actually on his feet!"
#Football #worldcup2026

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I don't believe weather forecasters, I honestly don't.
This morning I asked Google what the weather would be where I live, and it told me it would be cooler than yesterday, at 26 degrees. The radio said within two minutes that the weather would be hot in Birmingham and 29 degrees!

My computer says it is 26C for my current location, while Chrome says it's 27C
2026, and they still can't get it right.
#ukweather #MetOffice

Disband the Paras. Airborne warfare is a thing of the past. The Duke of Lancaster's Regiment and The Yorkshire Regiment.
Disband 23 of the 25 Military bands.
Create a Robot-AI regiment. (Drones - RAF)
Build one carrier to match the Nimitz Class (Ideally two)
We really should have some bombers.
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I can't see large-scale conventional wars happening again. Troops will be used to guard and police occupied territory. There will always be small-scale actions, but the Russian experience should have taught us that massed tanks and infantry are a thing of the past.

The reason we need bombers is that if Europe is overrun, fighter-bombers can't reach Moscow. That is, if Moscow still exists, if we're brave enough to push the button?

You know, you can't blame the officers in the #HenryNowak case. The police simply can't do their job these days. Imagine being shit scared of not acting on a claim of racism.
The politicians just want everyone to shut up and make it go away by accusing people of "Division."
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They had 3 people (members of one family) telling them one story and 1 person telling them he'd been stabbed. On the bodycam recording a police officer says, "I don't think you have mate" because they are used to being lied to. They know there are many white racists who start fights. They assessed the probabilities and guessed wrong. If they can be criticised for anything, it's not checking more carefully for a stab wound. If anyone is responsible for the death, it's not the police.
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I think "I've been stabbed" takes precedence over anything. My original knee-jerk reaction to the video was "WTF!" After speaking with a number of people, I've changed my opinion to: "It certainly looks like arresting him for a race crime seemed to be the main objective." I mean, think about it. There's a bloke on the floor who's only crime at that stage was supposedly racially abusing someone, and the course of action is to cuff them? When you get stopped for speeding, etc., do they slap the bracelets on? No, they sit you in the back of the car and have a chat.

There are lots of questions, and we're not going to get the answers. Henry Nowak is going to have died for nothing, and nobody apart from his family cares because the world we live in is more worried about upsetting people's feelings than telling it like it is. 🤷‍♂️

You have to take your hat off to Sir Kier Starmer. He's proven that ignoring everyone works! He's had way more than most Prime Ministers' failures, and yet he's still there! And still doing nothing.
#Politics
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If the votes are parked awaiting the return of a viable Centre-Right party, that is the Lib Dems' Right Wing. I thought it might be Labour but they're too authoritarian for libertarian Cs. The Conservatives either aren't conservative or are too afraid to admit they are, which is equally useless for attracting the 'sensible middle'. Being tribal about a label that has lost its meaning is pointless.
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British politics has stagnated. Nobody wants to do anything, stand out or rock the boat. Other than prices going up, which has nothing to do with the UK government or Brexit, for that matter, I've not seen this government achieve anything. The problem with that is there has been nothing as such where the electorate stands up and says, "This government must go!"

I think these local election wins for ReformUK will not translate to votes in a general election.

So out of over 275,000 people (Police Estimates) who attended both rallies in London yesterday, there were only 43 arrests? That's 0.0156%. If that's not a law-abiding protest, I don't know what is.
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This demonstrates how ineffectual our so-called PM is. He's doing nothing while his party colleagues are literally setting in motion actions that could potentially lead to his downfall, in full view of everyone, including Starmer himself. He'll go down in history as the Prime Minister who did nothing!
#Politics #UselessLabour

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Potentially, there's only Reeves, and she's not had the best of starts. I know I've been joking about Raynor and Abbott, but my worry is that factions may well think that Raynor is a viable option. Don't forget, there is still a powerful lobby within the Labour party who think it's still 1970.

Raynor would have been in her element during the 70s and mid 80s. She would drag us back to those times if she could.

There's a fundamental question that nobody is asking: Who runs the country? Am I seriously being told that all the state departments, the Foreign Office, the Home Office, the Treasury, etc. Are a law unto themselves? What does #Starmer actually do then?
#politics
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Remember how you all screamed for Boris Johnson's head when he did something? Why are you not screaming for Starmer's head? He obviously knew Mandelson was tainted? He must have sanctioned the Ambassadorship?
#Politics #LabourSleaze
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I did a bit of digging last night.

Canonical can get some idea of usage, just not in the way people seem to think.

Mirror & telemetry data (aggregate, not per-user)
They can see things like:

IPs hitting mirrors
Package download volumes
Which releases are being pulled

Useful for trends and capacity planning, but it’s not tied to individuals or licences.

Optional telemetry (since 18.04)
There’s a one-off system report:

Hardware profile
Installed packages (high level)
Basic system config

You can opt out, and plenty do.

Ubuntu Pro (formerly Advantage)
This is the only place it gets closer to “counting”:

Machines are attached to a subscription
So yes, they can see numbers there

But that’s about support entitlement, not policing updates.

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#Labour spends all its time blaming other people for problems it should be solving as our elected government! If they're not blaming "The previous government", they're shirking responsibility by blaming Brexit, Ukraine, Palestine and Iran. Why is the UK not more resilient to outside influences?
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And this is another reason I don't trust news outlets!
A news story about Corridoor Beds had a reporter who said: "We've just come out of the worst winter on record for the #NHS." Umm? Did you forget COVID?

Everything is always "On record", and yet when I cast my mind back, I'm like "Well, you must have been in a different country? Especially when it comes to the weather, "Warmest on record!" Aye? I had my heating on all day!
#BBC News

#nhs #bbc

So glad I cancelled my subscription. I was never happy with it from the off. It doesn't help when they bombard you on the website with supposed winners who've only just joined!
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As of March 2026, the #Labour government is significantly off track to meet its manifesto target of building 1.5 million new homes in England by the end of this Parliament (estimated August 2029). To hit 1.5 million homes over five years, the government needs to deliver an average of 300,000 homes per year (approximately 811 per day).

Total Delivered: Approximately 309,600 net additional homes were delivered between the start of the Parliament (9 July 2024) and 11 January 2026.

Shortfall to Date: By early November 2025, the government should have built roughly 396,000 homes to stay on track, representing a deficit of over 120,000 homes just in the first 16 months.

Daily Rate: The current delivery rate is roughly 564 homes per day, well below the required 811. GOV.UK
#politics

It's like the General Belgrano all over again.

𝘏𝘦𝘨𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘜𝘚 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘯 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 "𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴".

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For a nation steeped in naval history, we constantly show the world how incompetent and weak we really are when we announce, "Err, bear with us, we're coming. Just not right now. If you could hold off for a bit, that would be brilliant."
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Hey, look, I'm a dumbass, what would I know? But I find it interesting that all the news outlets, and especially the BBC, are ramming it down our throats that while Donald Trump spoke for two hours, TWO HOURS! According to them, he said nothing of value? I even read a BBC fact-checker that debunked much of what he said about fuel prices, etc.

The thing is, I watched a lot of it LIVE, and I watched both sides of the Senate stand and applaud him and not just once either! So that tells this dumbass that a lot of what he said struck a chord with senators across the political spectrum and not just his party faithful.

We need to be careful what the press, TV and social media tell us. Remember, folks, they, too, have their own agenda, and we've seen numerous court cases where it turns out that maybe journalists and editors are not your guardians with your best interests at heart after all.

I'm not saying he's an angel, but wow. If only social media, the government and the press went after far worse killers, rapists, tax avoiders and embezzlers.
#witchhunt #frenzy #whoelse
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Far be it from me to suggest that might be Starner's plan and that he's hoping they may not be able to meet the deadline?
#Politics #Labour #localelections
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I have no idea of his guilt or innocence, but it seems to me there are those determined to see Andrew go to jail. He's been a juicy news story every week for months now.
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