We will shake up Britain's police force. We will introduce Civil Guards along the lines of Spain, etc. They will handle low-level issues like parking tickets, petty vandalism, pickpocketing and muggings, and lost hamsters. They will be armed with pepper spray and batons. Most importantly, they'll pound the beat so that the public can see what they're getting for their taxes. They'll have next to no vehicles.
Next will be the Ordinary Police. They'll handle more serious stuff like murders, robberies, Saturday night yobs and people with the wrong kind of haircut. They might pound the beat now and again. They will have vehicles, but these will mostly be transit vans. We'll take most of the high-performance, expensive vehicles off them. They will be equipped with pepper spray, batons, and possibly kazoos.
Finally, we'll have a paramilitary force. These will be ex-military, armed to the teeth with firearms, etc. They will deal with the most dangerous stuff, such as people criticising our policies. They can have tanks if they want.
Andy Wootton
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I disagree. Ignorance is no defence. She knew full well what she was doing. She might not have understood it, but she knew she was going to benefit hugely from it. Otherwise, why do it?
This is Jimmy Carr all over again.
Andy Wootton
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in reply to dick_turpin • •I'm not convinced. I don't like her, so it wouldn't be unfair to accuse me of a biased opinion.
I think she's as common as muck, a chav tbh. IMV, her political beliefs are stuck in the 70s, and I'm not surprised Corbyn has offered her a place in his party if she gets booted out.
No sooner had she become part of the Government than she leapt into the trough with her so-called loans of Designer clothes, freebie junkets and dodgy finances. This is an individual out of her depth trying to play with the grown-ups.