Skip to main content

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Like most OS upgrades, it's pretty underwhelming for the end-user unless there's sexy new icons or the start menu is moved to the top right corner or file explorer has an overhaul. just like Linux or any other OS for that matter, all the work is 'under the hood' on Windows 11

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Taking the plunge at work #Windows11
#windows11

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
ecency.com/money/@dickturpin/s… #hive
peakd.com/register?ref=dicktur…
#Hive

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

It just shows how dominant Facebook is in our lives when an outage causes almost worldwide panic.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
They need to do away with the calorie charts on food and just put "You should only eat two of these today!" on the packaging instead. I've nearly finished these. :-(

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
One of the laziest scammers I've seen in a long time.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
So the TV said something about Google no longer supporting its Movie app and promptly deleted it. I can download the Movies I bought from Google, but they're in some fooked up format that means they can only be played on an Android device. I wish I'd bought DVD's from Amazon now because I bet Google is going to stop its Movie service soon, and I'll lose all my purchases.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Ooh! Hello, thunder.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
So, if it happens in the UK, it's Brexit, but if it happens in Europe, it's just logistics.
order-order.com/2021/10/01/new…

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
It would seem I've won something: "Ecency Discord Giveaway #32 Winner - Congrats!" 500 @ecency points. #hive
#Hive #32

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Still waiting for some help. :-(
#Frindica
#Frindica

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

I am reworking an old favourite song for all those people putting petrol in water bottles.

♫ ♪ "Bullrings burning, Bullrings, fetch the engine, fetch the engine, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Pour on water, pour on water." ♬ ♩

metro.co.uk/2021/09/27/panic-b… via @MetroUK

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
My cold has gone, so why are my nostrils continually filling with two gallons of sticky yellow snot mucus?

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
There is no truth in the rumour that Tesla drivers are hanging around petrol stations laughing their bollocks off.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Upgraded #friendica I can log in. It looks like it's working, but the Admin page is gone or no longer accessible? @Alan I may have to go to the "Fuck Off." support service?
#friendica @Lord Alan of Chaol Ghleann (MOVED ACCOUNT TO @Alan@the.rear.cab)
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Shredni Vashtar
friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Shredni Vashtar
•

It helps if you run
bin/composer.phar install --no-dev

Oops! fooking n00b!

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
It's one of those 'Floating around' days today. People keep hovering around outside my door. "If the keyboard is clicking then I'm doing something innit!"

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Hmm? #friendica has an update. I'm not well enough. 🤒 🤧 ~friendica ~friendica
#friendica

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀.
Dying of Man Flu, pneumonia and pleurisy.
Walked Charlie and when I bent over in the porch to take my trainers off my nose dripped all over the floor! 🤢🤧🤮
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Lord Alan of Chaol Ghleann (MOVED ACCOUNT TO @Alan@the.rear.cab)
akkoma - Link to source
Lord Alan of Chaol Ghleann (MOVED ACCOUNT TO @Alan@the.rear.cab)
• •

Oh dear- that doesn’t sound great.

Have some Lemsip, take some paracetamol, man-up and stop being such a pussy 👍🏻

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Shredni Vashtar
friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Shredni Vashtar
•
I am on the way to being cured, however, now I have coughing fits like I'm smoking 80 Woodbines a day! However, I now have a substantial amount of greeny-yellow sticky globs so if anyone has run out of blue-tac?

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Here we go. EVERYONE is panic buying fuel around here.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Good morning everybody.
Today we shall be looking through the square window, today's number is 1, and our favourite word is rubiginous #hive
#Hive

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
I'm poorly! 🤧

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Good morning everybody.
Today we shall be looking through the arched window, today's number is 4, and our favourite word is extramundane #hive
#Hive

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
This morning we shall be looking through the round window, today's number is 9 and our favourite word is ulotrichous #Hive
#Hive

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

"But it still works!"

"It's an HP 8000 and was released in 2009!"

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Microsoft kills SMB1 Windows 7 "Bye-bye network printing on a Windows 7 Machine."

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
This morning we shall be looking through the square window, today's number is 3 and our favourite word is Barmecide #hive
#Hive

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Boycie has gone to the great car dealership in the sky.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/09/1…

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

What price Green Card?
So let me get this right? The family want to resettle in the country that killed 10 of their family!
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
So you've heard of "Dumped by Text." the French have just been "Dumped by Press." :-D
youtube.com/watch?v=3C2Yrltuey…

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Gotta love BBC News logic this morning: "There's a shortage of gas, and prices are rising. We haven't used much gas recently due to the mild weather." Aye? If we haven't used it, there must be a glut of it. Stands to reason. 🤦‍♂️

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

Any Canny street trader would do well to start displaying some of their wears in Imperial Measurements just to entice the punters. "Half a pound of Carrots luv? Ere ya go." :-D

inews.co.uk/news/pounds-ounces…

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

Huzzah! Feet and Inches are coming back.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli…

Time to polish up the plaques in Trafalgar square.

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Thomas
mastodon - Link to source
Thomas
• •

Bwahahaaa....ahahahaaaaaa....haaaahhhahahaaaaa...OMFG!

It's a great idea. /Me orders family pack popcorn, Nachos and Cola

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

Fooking hell! It's like being in the audience of a TV game show in the office this afternoon. People are coughing and spluttering everywhere!

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
This morning we shall be looking through the arched window, today's number is 7, and our favourite word is absquatulated.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

I've just eaten a punnet of pineapple and a punnet of apple, grapes and cheese cubes.
♫ ♪ "There may be trouble ahead..........." ♬ ♩

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
At least things have quietened down a bit.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

ROTFLMAO

LinkedIN just offered to connect me with someone I fell out with probably 10 years ago with the initials A L. Our political views are poles apart, yet that shouldn't matter when you're in a community.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
This is not right!? No time for social media yet because I'm busy working? What is the world coming to?

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

All the young dudes.
(I'm sure it's more than six years, though?)
#oggcamp #Liverpool #theleaf #boldstreet

#liverpool #oggcamp #theleaf #boldstreet

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Apparently, I can get a UK Digital COVID-19 Certificate, according to the NHS website that has emailed me. The only problem is the address is info@minamide-seifun.co.jp. Sadly I don't speak Japanese.
⇧