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This morning we shall be looking through the round window, today's number is 9 and our favourite word is ulotrichous #Hive
#Hive


"But it still works!"

"It's an HP 8000 and was released in 2009!"



Microsoft kills SMB1 Windows 7 "Bye-bye network printing on a Windows 7 Machine."


This morning we shall be looking through the square window, today's number is 3 and our favourite word is Barmecide #hive
#Hive



What price Green Card?


So let me get this right? The family want to resettle in the country that killed 10 of their family!
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…


So you've heard of "Dumped by Text." the French have just been "Dumped by Press." :-D
youtube.com/watch?v=3C2Yrltuey…


Gotta love BBC News logic this morning: "There's a shortage of gas, and prices are rising. We haven't used much gas recently due to the mild weather." Aye? If we haven't used it, there must be a glut of it. Stands to reason. 🤦‍♂️


Any Canny street trader would do well to start displaying some of their wears in Imperial Measurements just to entice the punters. "Half a pound of Carrots luv? Ere ya go." :-D

inews.co.uk/news/pounds-ounces…



Huzzah! Feet and Inches are coming back.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli…

Time to polish up the plaques in Trafalgar square.

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Bwahahaaa....ahahahaaaaaa....haaaahhhahahaaaaa...OMFG!

It's a great idea. /Me orders family pack popcorn, Nachos and Cola



Fooking hell! It's like being in the audience of a TV game show in the office this afternoon. People are coughing and spluttering everywhere!



This morning we shall be looking through the arched window, today's number is 7, and our favourite word is absquatulated.


I've just eaten a punnet of pineapple and a punnet of apple, grapes and cheese cubes.
♫ ♪ "There may be trouble ahead..........." ♬ ♩




ROTFLMAO

LinkedIN just offered to connect me with someone I fell out with probably 10 years ago with the initials A L. Our political views are poles apart, yet that shouldn't matter when you're in a community.



This is not right!? No time for social media yet because I'm busy working? What is the world coming to?



Apparently, I can get a UK Digital COVID-19 Certificate, according to the NHS website that has emailed me. The only problem is the address is info@minamide-seifun.co.jp. Sadly I don't speak Japanese.



You've gotta love the UK. I put my office fan away thinking I wouldn't need it, and then suddenly, out comes Mr Sun again.



It's shaping up to be a lovely day at #CastleCannon
The sun is out, the patio door is open, and no arsehole is using a disc cutter for the minute.
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What is with disc cutters on a nice day?? We get exactly the same here. That or some twat who thinks everyone wants to hear loud reggae music for some bizarre reason…
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Yeah, we have a right weird household that lives at the end of the cul-de-sac who thinks we want to listen to the likes of Elvis, The Everly Brothers and Val Doonican at 400 decibels. I can only assume he plays it that loud because he's determined it carries the length of the twenty or so houses that make up our enclave.


I have been singing Christmas carols to my daughter. She's not best pleased for some reason?


That moment when you press the power button on the docking station several times and then realise your laptop is still in your rucksack. Doh! 🤦‍♂️
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It's a bad day today. I had to bring my razor to work, something I've not done in over 40 plus years of working because I ran out of time this morning.


Remember, boys and girls, China is not The Golden Wok takeaway down the high street.
news.sky.com/story/china-bans-…



Love this scam email.

From: Raphael E. <onyiam4sochima@gmail.com>
Sent: 25 August 2021 21:20
Subject: PICK UP YOUR ATM CARD

PICK UP YOUR ATM CARD

I Am Mrs. Jane Wood,the diplomatic agent and i was sent from the ROYAL Bank OF Canada (RBOC) Canada to delivered your ATM MASTER CARD that value sum of $40 millions Dolars to your destination home address and right now am at the City of Corpus Christi, Tx. 78413 USA and i want you to send an email to me now once you received this email and give me all about your information to avoid wrong delivering such as Your Name....
Your male/female....
Your Address.....
Your Telephone Number....
your country and state...
your email address......

Contact with bellow emaill (mrs.janewood9856@aol.com) Mrs. Jane Wood



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And to think we thought Compiz - Wobbley Windows was awesome!
I wouldn't use it now if you paid me. :-D
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The cube had a use in terms of productivity by giving you six workspaces on top of the virtual workspaces, but the rest had entertainment value only.


We went to Currys Electrical last night to buy a Fridge-Freezer. They have 408 (Pre-Paid) orders for the Samsung one we wanted, with 300 coming in towards the end of the month, so 108 people [who've paid already] will have to wait, including us. We left, muttering under our breath: "We can manage for the time being."



I cannot leave the house without seeing at least one Tesla. If that's not a success story, I dunno what is.



Electric cement mixers are rubbish! I want the smell of two-stroke and the loud "put-put-put" of the engine.




Remember boys and girls, the moment someone says "You can't.............." you're no longer on a free social platform.


That moment when your dog does his nut, you go to the door, and a DPD driver is just past your house, and you call out: "Did you just knock on my door?", they say "No," and then 30 seconds later they ring your doorbell with a package!😡


I'm #WFH again for a couple of days and listening to Joan Armatrading - Track Record

#wfh

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It looks like the Americans and the British this time will be reenacting this in Kabul.

Saigon 1975



When we are out and about, we no longer wave at each other straight away. The first thing we do is tap our earbuds.


Sunday. And the first words out of the wife's mouth is: "We need to go to B&Q ......." :'(