Skip to main content



I watched 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗡𝗼 𝗢𝗻𝗲 The hunt for the Crypto King on Netflix
netflix.com/gb/title/81349029
I thought it was good, contrary to some of the reviews I've read. What I will say is it left me still asking questions. #crypto #bitcoin
This entry was edited (4 years ago)


𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Self-confidence is easy; you just have to stop taking other people's crap.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


Took Charlie to the park this morning. Fairly cold, -1C but enjoyed meeting the fellow dog walkers until we were nearly on our way out of the park and a woman I've not seen for a while said: "Have you retired now?"

Do I look that old?



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
There's no point dwelling on the past; it's done, gone, finished.
There's no point worrying about the future; who knows what it holds?
Just make the most of each and every day.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


"Hi, I'd like to join your LinkedIN network [So I can sell you stuff.]" so much for it being a Careers platform. 🤦‍♂️
This entry was edited (4 years ago)


Quick! Everyone panic buy bottled gas.
𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝘆𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱-𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮
ft.com/content/0706d6f4-6668-4…



Ahahaha Dyson Headphones
Makes you look like the Batman villain Bane!
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-6092…
This entry was edited (4 years ago)
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

They only last 1.5 hours if you have it on high filtration. Nowhere near enough time to listen to one of my David Bowie box sets.


One of the guys just showed me his bank balance on his phone; £7
I laughed so much I nearly wet myself. I'm a terrible human being. 😞
#PayDayTomorrow


That moment when you quote two options and the customer comes back with:
"Your quote is acceptable; please proceed."
Did you even read the quote? Which one do you want? 🤦‍♂️
#sales #customers


𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Museums are full of other people's memories only the halls of your mind are filled with your own experiences.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


Sharing other people's quotations is OK, I suppose. Coming up with your own at least shows you made some effort.



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Don't be too sad when you put away your toys once you become a teenager. As you hit fifty-odd, sanity will return, and you'll start rebuying toys.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

It never stopped for me, the toys just got more expensive.


Friday night, I fancied a beer. "I know; I have a bottle sitting in the cupboard." I poured out the "Old speckled dog bollock", or whatever it was called and then thought: "Hmm? It's been there a while?" Too right! "Best before Jan 2020!" I bet I bought it in 2018.

Saturday night: I'll have me a Margarita. "Best before Feb 2021"
Thank The Pond Gods my Bushmills is OK.



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Nothing is out of reach; you just have to find the right way to get there.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
Unknown parent

mastodon - Link to source
ghostdancer
good morning c[~] :-)



It looks like we might have to adopt the Indian practice of burning our dead by the river?
bbc.co.uk/news/business-608617…
This entry was edited (4 years ago)


I am on to a winner today. I definitely know the wife is at the hairdresser's; therefore, for once, as a man, know to walk in the door and say: "Ooh, your hair looks nice." which means brownie points for me unless she hates her hair and then I'm deep in the doggy doo doo. 😟

This entry was edited (4 years ago)


If the Russians are using field dressings from 1978, how old is their ammunition?
itv.com/news/2022-03-23/equipm…



Here's a thought: I run four virtual desktops on my Ubuntu laptop that I bring to work. Is it possible to give each desktop its own background? #ubuntu

ghostdancer reshared this.




Always in the top four, I've finally found a home where I'm appreciated. #hive #Ecency


Dear Lazyweb
Why on earth would a mailshot from Mailchimp make a website fall over with SQL backend doing its nut and the CPU maxing out? the only connection is the "Subscribe" page, an API from Mailchimp to the site, a Transactional plugin on Mailchimp what on earth could it be requesting from the site?

Thomas reshared this.



One of the guys has just had his new Samsung S22 delivered and it's PINK!
"But it says Red!"
It's Pink :-D
in reply to Thomas

Yep. Is it wrong to laugh when someone has made a mistake? Would that make me a bad person? 🙊 🤣


𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
That person you just said: "Good Morning." to may not have had anyone say anything to them in the last 24 hours or even longer. Two words that cost you nothing.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


Bugger! I meant to put a "Read" receipt on an email I just sent. Now I'll be watching my inbox like a hawk and screaming inside: "Why haven't they replied?"



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Do everything to the best of your ability; you may not get the recognition you deserve, but you'll know you did it well.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


FFS! It sounds like a mule eating pellets out of a nose bag. What are you eating?

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

This is a horse, my friend!

/me runs 5meter and lays down exhausted



Is there some sort of by-law that says shops in retail parks cannot open until mid-morning on a Saturday!? If you don't want to push people online, I suggest retailers open at 9 am, oh, and Currys PC World; I recommend you get rid of the Brand Name assistants who can only help you with their brand.



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
On your way up, don't look down on others; they haven't had the breaks you had.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
Unknown parent

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Shredni Vashtar
And you. May The Pond Gods bring you what you truly deserve today.


That moment you enter a room and you mention out loud a task to be done and a member of staff leaps out their chair full of excuses why they can't do it and then the director overhears and tells them to do it to which they start f'ing and jeffing all over the place.



Currently logged on to irc.libera.chat but can't think of any channels I fancy entering for the minute.


**Good Morning Everyone**
Today, make someone who is serving you smile. They're probably on shitty wages and dealing with shitty, self-entitled customers.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Do you have any idea how much paperwork is involved if you knock someone down??? 😂



**Good Morning Everyone**
Having a stone in your shoe may be annoying, but at least you have shoes!
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning



I'm thinking of setting up an email address of DevNull@ymydomain.co.uk for all those sales calls with "Can I get an email address?" in them.

Hang on? I work in sales!

Mark reshared this.