Dying of Man Flu, pneumonia and pleurisy.
Walked Charlie and when I bent over in the porch to take my trainers off my nose dripped all over the floor! ๐คข๐คง๐คฎ
Today we shall be looking through the square window, today's number is 1, and our favourite word is rubiginous #hive
Today we shall be looking through the arched window, today's number is 4, and our favourite word is extramundane #hive
"But it still works!"
"It's an HP 8000 and was released in 2009!"
What price Green Card?
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Any Canny street trader would do well to start displaying some of their wears in Imperial Measurements just to entice the punters. "Half a pound of Carrots luv? Ere ya go."
Huzzah! Feet and Inches are coming back.
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Time to polish up the plaques in Trafalgar square.
Bwahahaaa....ahahahaaaaaa....haaaahhhahahaaaaa...OMFG!
It's a great idea. /Me orders family pack popcorn, Nachos and Cola
Fooking hell! It's like being in the audience of a TV game show in the office this afternoon. People are coughing and spluttering everywhere!
I've just eaten a punnet of pineapple and a punnet of apple, grapes and cheese cubes.
โซ โช "There may be trouble ahead..........." โฌ โฉ
ROTFLMAO
LinkedIN just offered to connect me with someone I fell out with probably 10 years ago with the initials A L. Our political views are poles apart, yet that shouldn't matter when you're in a community.
All the young dudes.
(I'm sure it's more than six years, though?)
#oggcamp #Liverpool #theleaf #boldstreet
You've gotta love the UK. I put my office fan away thinking I wouldn't need it, and then suddenly, out comes Mr Sun again.
The sun is out, the patio door is open, and no arsehole is using a disc cutter for the minute.
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Love this scam email.
From: Raphael E. <onyiam4sochima@gmail.com>
Sent: 25 August 2021 21:20
Subject: PICK UP YOUR ATM CARD
PICK UP YOUR ATM CARD
I Am Mrs. Jane Wood,the diplomatic agent and i was sent from the ROYAL Bank OF Canada (RBOC) Canada to delivered your ATM MASTER CARD that value sum of $40 millions Dolars to your destination home address and right now am at the City of Corpus Christi, Tx. 78413 USA and i want you to send an email to me now once you received this email and give me all about your information to avoid wrong delivering such as Your Name....
Your male/female....
Your Address.....
Your Telephone Number....
your country and state...
your email address......
Contact with bellow emaill (mrs.janewood9856@aol.com) Mrs. Jane Wood
I wouldn't use it now if you paid me.
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We went to Currys Electrical last night to buy a Fridge-Freezer. They have 408 (Pre-Paid) orders for the Samsung one we wanted, with 300 coming in towards the end of the month, so 108 people [who've paid already] will have to wait, including us. We left, muttering under our breath: "We can manage for the time being."
I cannot leave the house without seeing at least one Tesla. If that's not a success story, I dunno what is.
Electric cement mixers are rubbish! I want the smell of two-stroke and the loud "put-put-put" of the engine.
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Have some Lemsip, take some paracetamol, man-up and stop being such a pussy ๐๐ป
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