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It would seem I've won something: "Ecency Discord Giveaway #32 Winner - Congrats!" 500 @ecency points. #hive
#Hive #32



I am reworking an old favourite song for all those people putting petrol in water bottles.

♫ ♪ "Bullrings burning, Bullrings, fetch the engine, fetch the engine, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Pour on water, pour on water." ♬ ♩

metro.co.uk/2021/09/27/panic-b… via @MetroUK



My cold has gone, so why are my nostrils continually filling with two gallons of sticky yellow snot mucus?


There is no truth in the rumour that Tesla drivers are hanging around petrol stations laughing their bollocks off.


Upgraded #friendica I can log in. It looks like it's working, but the Admin page is gone or no longer accessible? @Alan I may have to go to the "Fuck Off." support service?


It's one of those 'Floating around' days today. People keep hovering around outside my door. "If the keyboard is clicking then I'm doing something innit!"



𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀.
Dying of Man Flu, pneumonia and pleurisy.
Walked Charlie and when I bent over in the porch to take my trainers off my nose dripped all over the floor! 🤢🤧🤮
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Oh dear- that doesn’t sound great.

Have some Lemsip, take some paracetamol, man-up and stop being such a pussy 👍🏻

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I am on the way to being cured, however, now I have coughing fits like I'm smoking 80 Woodbines a day! However, I now have a substantial amount of greeny-yellow sticky globs so if anyone has run out of blue-tac?



Good morning everybody.
Today we shall be looking through the square window, today's number is 1, and our favourite word is rubiginous #hive
#Hive



Good morning everybody.
Today we shall be looking through the arched window, today's number is 4, and our favourite word is extramundane #hive
#Hive


This morning we shall be looking through the round window, today's number is 9 and our favourite word is ulotrichous #Hive
#Hive


"But it still works!"

"It's an HP 8000 and was released in 2009!"



Microsoft kills SMB1 Windows 7 "Bye-bye network printing on a Windows 7 Machine."


This morning we shall be looking through the square window, today's number is 3 and our favourite word is Barmecide #hive
#Hive



What price Green Card?


So let me get this right? The family want to resettle in the country that killed 10 of their family!
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…


So you've heard of "Dumped by Text." the French have just been "Dumped by Press." :-D
youtube.com/watch?v=3C2Yrltuey…


Gotta love BBC News logic this morning: "There's a shortage of gas, and prices are rising. We haven't used much gas recently due to the mild weather." Aye? If we haven't used it, there must be a glut of it. Stands to reason. 🤦‍♂️


Any Canny street trader would do well to start displaying some of their wears in Imperial Measurements just to entice the punters. "Half a pound of Carrots luv? Ere ya go." :-D

inews.co.uk/news/pounds-ounces…



Huzzah! Feet and Inches are coming back.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli…

Time to polish up the plaques in Trafalgar square.

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Bwahahaaa....ahahahaaaaaa....haaaahhhahahaaaaa...OMFG!

It's a great idea. /Me orders family pack popcorn, Nachos and Cola



Fooking hell! It's like being in the audience of a TV game show in the office this afternoon. People are coughing and spluttering everywhere!



This morning we shall be looking through the arched window, today's number is 7, and our favourite word is absquatulated.


I've just eaten a punnet of pineapple and a punnet of apple, grapes and cheese cubes.
♫ ♪ "There may be trouble ahead..........." ♬ ♩




ROTFLMAO

LinkedIN just offered to connect me with someone I fell out with probably 10 years ago with the initials A L. Our political views are poles apart, yet that shouldn't matter when you're in a community.



This is not right!? No time for social media yet because I'm busy working? What is the world coming to?



Apparently, I can get a UK Digital COVID-19 Certificate, according to the NHS website that has emailed me. The only problem is the address is info@minamide-seifun.co.jp. Sadly I don't speak Japanese.



You've gotta love the UK. I put my office fan away thinking I wouldn't need it, and then suddenly, out comes Mr Sun again.



It's shaping up to be a lovely day at #CastleCannon
The sun is out, the patio door is open, and no arsehole is using a disc cutter for the minute.
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

What is with disc cutters on a nice day?? We get exactly the same here. That or some twat who thinks everyone wants to hear loud reggae music for some bizarre reason…
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Yeah, we have a right weird household that lives at the end of the cul-de-sac who thinks we want to listen to the likes of Elvis, The Everly Brothers and Val Doonican at 400 decibels. I can only assume he plays it that loud because he's determined it carries the length of the twenty or so houses that make up our enclave.


I have been singing Christmas carols to my daughter. She's not best pleased for some reason?


That moment when you press the power button on the docking station several times and then realise your laptop is still in your rucksack. Doh! 🤦‍♂️
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It's a bad day today. I had to bring my razor to work, something I've not done in over 40 plus years of working because I ran out of time this morning.


Remember, boys and girls, China is not The Golden Wok takeaway down the high street.
news.sky.com/story/china-bans-…



Love this scam email.

From: Raphael E. <onyiam4sochima@gmail.com>
Sent: 25 August 2021 21:20
Subject: PICK UP YOUR ATM CARD

PICK UP YOUR ATM CARD

I Am Mrs. Jane Wood,the diplomatic agent and i was sent from the ROYAL Bank OF Canada (RBOC) Canada to delivered your ATM MASTER CARD that value sum of $40 millions Dolars to your destination home address and right now am at the City of Corpus Christi, Tx. 78413 USA and i want you to send an email to me now once you received this email and give me all about your information to avoid wrong delivering such as Your Name....
Your male/female....
Your Address.....
Your Telephone Number....
your country and state...
your email address......

Contact with bellow emaill (mrs.janewood9856@aol.com) Mrs. Jane Wood



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