Hysterical! A customer sent this to all their staff.

This is a reminder that 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀. Under no circumstances should anyone let themselves in, even if the door is on the latch. Please wait for a member of the store's team or contact F... or A... for access.

This procedure is in place because stock and items continue to go missing, and we must strictly control the number of people entering the stores.

If you are unsure what item you need, you may enter 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻, who will assist you in locating the correct part.

Please also note that 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 are permitted to sign out items from the Electrical Shelf.

The following individuals are the designated staff members authorised to access the stores:

It then lists sixteen people who don't need a chaperone and can therefore be trusted.