Makes you look like the Batman villain Bane!
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I laughed so much I nearly wet myself. I'm a terrible human being. ๐
#PayDayTomorrow
Museums are full of other people's memories only the halls of your mind are filled with your own experiences.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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I might start quoting in Guineas.
Don't be too sad when you put away your toys once you become a teenager. As you hit fifty-odd, sanity will return, and you'll start rebuying toys.
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Friday night, I fancied a beer. "I know; I have a bottle sitting in the cupboard." I poured out the "Old speckled dog bollock", or whatever it was called and then thought: "Hmm? It's been there a while?" Too right! "Best before Jan 2020!" I bet I bought it in 2018.
Saturday night: I'll have me a Margarita. "Best before Feb 2021"
Thank The Pond Gods my Bushmills is OK.
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Nothing is out of reach; you just have to find the right way to get there.
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I am on to a winner today. I definitely know the wife is at the hairdresser's; therefore, for once, as a man, know to walk in the door and say: "Ooh, your hair looks nice." which means brownie points for me unless she hates her hair and then I'm deep in the doggy doo doo. ๐
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Why on earth would a mailshot from Mailchimp make a website fall over with SQL backend doing its nut and the CPU maxing out? the only connection is the "Subscribe" page, an API from Mailchimp to the site, a Transactional plugin on Mailchimp what on earth could it be requesting from the site?
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"But it says Red!"
It's Pink
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That person you just said: "Good Morning." to may not have had anyone say anything to them in the last 24 hours or even longer. Two words that cost you nothing.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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I have very dry lips today for some reason?
Do everything to the best of your ability; you may not get the recognition you deserve, but you'll know you did it well.
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FFS! It sounds like a mule eating pellets out of a nose bag. What are you eating?
Is there some sort of by-law that says shops in retail parks cannot open until mid-morning on a Saturday!? If you don't want to push people online, I suggest retailers open at 9 am, oh, and Currys PC World; I recommend you get rid of the Brand Name assistants who can only help you with their brand.
On your way up, don't look down on others; they haven't had the breaks you had.
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That moment you enter a room and you mention out loud a task to be done and a member of staff leaps out their chair full of excuses why they can't do it and then the director overhears and tells them to do it to which they start f'ing and jeffing all over the place.
Today, make someone who is serving you smile. They're probably on shitty wages and dealing with shitty, self-entitled customers.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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Having a stone in your shoe may be annoying, but at least you have shoes!
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I'm thinking of setting up an email address of DevNull@ymydomain.co.uk for all those sales calls with "Can I get an email address?" in them.
Hang on? I work in sales!
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The females at #CastleCannon have started watching Game of Thrones again from the beginning. I now have that damn theme tune in my head.
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This is just not true!
reuters.com/world/europe/ukraiโฆ
๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ฟ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ 3,500โ6,000 killed US official
๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป๐ 516 killed United Nations
๐จ๐๐, ๐ก๐๐จ, ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐น๐๐ป๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ 2,000โ4,000 killed US official
Remember boys and girls. We were lied to by the news media and our governments about ๐ช๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ป๐ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ฐ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป and also ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐บ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น ๐ช๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ป๐ which dragged us into war.
Independent corroboration is the ๐ พ๐ ฝ๐ ป๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ท you should believe. #UkraineWar
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