--Sir Edward Grey 1914
Trying to resurrect an old friend.
Hands up all those who have had said to them: "You never phone [write, Text]" nine times out of ten those complaining never phone either!
Next time someone says to you, "We'll you need to comment on peoples posts on #hive", reply "When they start commenting on my posts.." 
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I am very surprised the Russians have not taken down all forms of communication in Ukraine?
I need to write to my MP and ask him to produce a Bill for The House, making it mandatory that the 1st of every month always falls on a Monday! I just rang my doctor's to apologise for missing an appointment, and after grovelling to the receptionist, she replied. "𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘔𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯." Doh! 🤦♂️
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The best thing Volodymyr Zelenskyy can do now is surrender or leave the country to save further pointless bloodshed.
In 2016 I bet that we would stay in the EU. I was wrong along with 48% of the rest of the country.
ROTFLMAO!
That moment a worker decides to circumvent his superiors and 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝟭𝟭 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀. And because they don't know what they're doing does a fresh install instead of upgrading! "Where's all my stuff gone!?" 🤣 🤣 🤣
That's gonna cost: KerChing
If only Margaret Thatcher were still alive. She'd soon sort the Russians out!
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The obvious next choice for Putin would be Moldovia, but that's too obvious. I'd put my money on either Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania. Maybe Belarus will invade Lithuania on Moscow's behalf?
Well, I didn't feel any earthquake and I went to bed at 22:15 last night.
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I do remember the 2002 one though.
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You know, this Russia/Ukraine pantomime reminds me of Gleiwitz and the Cuban crises all rolled into one, only this time nobody is rushing out and building bunkers.
♫ ♪ "Guess who broke the phplist do da do da....." ♬ ♩
𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀' 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆
Well, with the rumours Andrew needs £10 Million? 
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I wonder how many unsavoury laws have been passed while everyone has been frightened to death by the newspapers and TV news about a possible Russian nuclear armageddon?
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Why would you go to the bother of ordering pre-made healthy meals from the internet, eat said meals for four days and then on Friday turn up to the office with an All-Day breakfast sandwich on extra-thick crusty bread? 🤦♂️
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ROTFLMAO
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They're like London buses, see one then suddenly thirty-seven come along.
Talk about copying each other. 🤦♂️
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BTW you never write me postcards, you selfish fart. 😘
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