We need a new hoover at #CastleCannon the missus says there's no way we're spending ยฃ599 on Hoover "But its got spinning floor cleaning pads bubb!"
๐ฆ๐ฎ๐บ๐๐๐ป๐ด ๐๐ฒ๐โข ๐ต๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ต๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐น๐ฒ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐๐๐บ ๐๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฟ
Oh, mighty Pond Gods, help me get through today because I'm not feeling the milk of human kindness so far.
When there's a successful solution, EVERYONE wants to get involved; run with it; cover themselves in glory.
The moment there's a problem with the solution, suddenly it becomes one person's sole responsibility.
Well, there's a first (For me.) my Keyboard at work has died! I spent ages scratting around trying to find batteries, but after two swap-outs, I came to the conclusion the Keyboard is dead; it has ceased to be; it is an ex keyboard.
First thoughts regards Windows 11?
I'm still thinking.
It just shows how dominant Facebook is in our lives when an outage causes almost worldwide panic.
order-order.com/2021/10/01/newโฆ
I am reworking an old favourite song for all those people putting petrol in water bottles.
โซ โช "Bullrings burning, Bullrings, fetch the engine, fetch the engine, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Pour on water, pour on water." โฌ โฉ
metro.co.uk/2021/09/27/panic-bโฆ via @MetroUK
Dying of Man Flu, pneumonia and pleurisy.
Walked Charlie and when I bent over in the porch to take my trainers off my nose dripped all over the floor! ๐คข๐คง๐คฎ
Oh dear- that doesnโt sound great.
Have some Lemsip, take some paracetamol, man-up and stop being such a pussy ๐๐ป
Today we shall be looking through the square window, today's number is 1, and our favourite word is rubiginous #hive
Today we shall be looking through the arched window, today's number is 4, and our favourite word is extramundane #hive
"But it still works!"
"It's an HP 8000 and was released in 2009!"
What price Green Card?
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youtube.com/watch?v=3C2Yrltueyโฆ
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Any Canny street trader would do well to start displaying some of their wears in Imperial Measurements just to entice the punters. "Half a pound of Carrots luv? Ere ya go."
Huzzah! Feet and Inches are coming back.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poliโฆ
Time to polish up the plaques in Trafalgar square.
Bwahahaaa....ahahahaaaaaa....haaaahhhahahaaaaa...OMFG!
It's a great idea. /Me orders family pack popcorn, Nachos and Cola
Fooking hell! It's like being in the audience of a TV game show in the office this afternoon. People are coughing and spluttering everywhere!
Thomas
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