A customer has asked me to arrange for a redirect on a domain they own. The site it redirects to is very nice, although, for some strange reason, they asked us to point to /en? The site has one of those "Choose your language features", so I said: "Huh! Given everyone is falling over themselves to be seen to support Ukraine, I would have thought the default would be UA?" Select UA, and the language is English! Bwahahaha ๐คฃ
"The cable does not suit my laptop." Aye? Is it the wrong colour? Is it last season's cable? Is it too thin? Is it too fat? Is it too straight? Is it too curly? How does it not suit your laptop? "See picture below." Oh, you have Display Port, not HDMI." ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
I really don't know why I pay for @amazon Prime? I ordered two items earlier that clearly said "Delivery by 7pm today" on BOTH items, which is perfect for what I want them for, and yet I've had an email saying they'll be here tomorrow! ๐ก
I've just eaten the most insanely sized corned beef salad torpedo sandwich. Even I'm surprised I ate it all! Never mind "Foot Long" I think this was a European Metre long!
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ Wallowing in self-pity and complaining about your situation and the struggles everyone faces is like scratching an itchy part of your body. It becomes pretty pleasurable right up to the point that you start bleeding. Finding a solution to the problem is a better use of your time rather than making a bad situation worse. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning #fediverse #hiveecency.com/signup?referral=dicโฆ
I've been watching @Nanoytgaming on Youtube playing various war games. He does make me laugh with his deadpan cynical comments. "Oh, you're dead; sorry about that."
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ Setting yourself goals is good; others, such as your employers, setting goals can also be enlightening. Setting unrealistic goals is not only pointless; it's cruel. Achievable targets equal the desire to take on even more challenges. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning #fediverse #hiveecency.com/signup?referral=dicโฆ
I don't know where the Daily Mail gets its leads from, but I just checked eBay, and there are loads on there for between ยฃ30 and ยฃ60. Pity, as I was going to rush home and dig out my Gen II 30GB.
You know you're getting old when all the celebrities including, Film, TV, Radio and music that you grew up with, matured along to. Comforted you in times of need, made you laugh and cry and even helped you create your own family start kicking the bucket.
I have gone insane and bought my lunch from Marks & Spencer today. ยฃ5.75 for a packet of crisps, a ploughman's sandwich and some prawn and chilli bean crush thing
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ Don't think about what you are doing for lunch; what you are doing this evening isn't high on the agenda. What you do in the next ten minutes will transform your life. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning #fediverse #hiveecency.com/signup?referral=dicโฆ
Don't go home when you finish work. Go to your local polling station and vote! I don't care who you vote for. I couldn't give a toss if you're one of those. "Get the Tories out!" "Keep Labour out!" "Don't let the Liberals in!" "Greens, who are they?" JUST VOTE!
๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ You have no concept of how the Internet has empowered you! Before the World Wide Web, you'd have to go to the library to find out or pay someone to do something for you. Now, winning an argument is a simple click away. #BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning #fediverse #hiveecency.com/signup?referral=dicโฆ
๐๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฃ๐ผ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐ฑ๐! The guy upstairs is almost continually coughing his guts out and the guy in the workshop is coughing his guts out! Are these swine trying to make us ill?
Thomas
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