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𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
Do everything to the best of your ability; you may not get the recognition you deserve, but you'll know you did it well.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning


FFS! It sounds like a mule eating pellets out of a nose bag. What are you eating?

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

This is a horse, my friend!

/me runs 5meter and lays down exhausted



Is there some sort of by-law that says shops in retail parks cannot open until mid-morning on a Saturday!? If you don't want to push people online, I suggest retailers open at 9 am, oh, and Currys PC World; I recommend you get rid of the Brand Name assistants who can only help you with their brand.



𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲
On your way up, don't look down on others; they haven't had the breaks you had.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
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Shredni Vashtar
And you. May The Pond Gods bring you what you truly deserve today.


That moment you enter a room and you mention out loud a task to be done and a member of staff leaps out their chair full of excuses why they can't do it and then the director overhears and tells them to do it to which they start f'ing and jeffing all over the place.



Currently logged on to irc.libera.chat but can't think of any channels I fancy entering for the minute.


**Good Morning Everyone**
Today, make someone who is serving you smile. They're probably on shitty wages and dealing with shitty, self-entitled customers.
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Do you have any idea how much paperwork is involved if you knock someone down??? 😂



**Good Morning Everyone**
Having a stone in your shoe may be annoying, but at least you have shoes!
#BeExcellentToEachOther #TZAG #GoodMorning



I'm thinking of setting up an email address of DevNull@ymydomain.co.uk for all those sales calls with "Can I get an email address?" in them.

Hang on? I work in sales!

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The females at #CastleCannon have started watching Game of Thrones again from the beginning. I now have that damn theme tune in my head.



OMG! It's that warm outside I walked to the shop without a coat on! #ukweather



This is just not true!
reuters.com/world/europe/ukrai…

𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 3,500–6,000 killed US official
𝗖𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀 516 killed United Nations
𝗨𝗔𝗙, 𝗡𝗚𝗨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 2,000–4,000 killed US official



Someone stole the wife's Vape at work. I mean, come on, a Vape?


Amazing! The UK drags its feet over aid to #ukraine. Yet, when it realises the total fuck-up it makes over #ChelseaFC (And probably other Russian related associations), it can suddenly pull out all the stops to keep the football supporters quiet.🤔


Remember boys and girls. We were lied to by the news media and our governments about 𝗪𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 and also 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗪𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀 which dragged us into war.

Independent corroboration is the 🅾🅽🅻🆈 🆃🆁🆄🆃🅷 you should believe. #UkraineWar



So you know how everyone was getting ready to panic over energy bills going up? And how the UK government is going to give everyone a loan to pay their gas bills? Well get ready for some eye-watering prices when this kicks in
ft.com/content/2e0b1d84-e595-4…


Your "Loading" animation is incredibly annoying when the application doesn't tell me what the hell it is trying to do that it is clearly having a problem with!

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Here's a challenge: One of our customers has a hosted VOIP system from us. They have 10 options to choose from when you call them, TEN! what's the most you've come across?


So I got the Nokia N810 going again, had to buy a battery as the old one only held a charge for two minutes. Sadly, it's pointless as every website the browser complains "ssl_error_no_cypher_overlap" 😞


Well that would be ironic if it's true?
"U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken confirmed on Sunday that the U.S. is working with Warsaw on plans to supply Ukraine with 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻-𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗷𝗲𝘁𝘀."
politico.eu/article/us-secreta…


Just had a bloke come to the office offering Lateral Flow kits on behalf of the local council. I thought the government had stopped free kits?




Today we shall be having a Bob Marley Sunday dinner at #CastleCannon ♫ ♪ "Three little birds." ♬ ♩
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Too late. It wasn't a raving success. very little meat on them and getting the meat off the bone just tore the meat to shreds. I'd eat it again but I wouldn't buy it again. That's £10.50 sitting there so a very expensive meal.


So Putin adds another utility to his growing energy empire. He now controls Gas supplied to the West, Oil supplied to the West and very soon Electricity supplied to the West. Talk about potentially "The lamps are going out all over Europe."
--Sir Edward Grey 1914


Oi @tigg
Trying to resurrect an old friend.
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Hands up all those who have had said to them: "You never phone [write, Text]" nine times out of ten those complaining never phone either!

Next time someone says to you, "We'll you need to comment on peoples posts on #hive", reply "When they start commenting on my posts.." :-D

#Hive
in reply to Thomas

I never write anyone postcards. My handwriting is terrible, worse than a doctor's.


I am very surprised the Russians have not taken down all forms of communication in Ukraine?




I need to write to my MP and ask him to produce a Bill for The House, making it mandatory that the 1st of every month always falls on a Monday! I just rang my doctor's to apologise for missing an appointment, and after grovelling to the receptionist, she replied. "𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘔𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯." Doh! 🤦‍♂️



The best thing Volodymyr Zelenskyy can do now is surrender or leave the country to save further pointless bloodshed.



In 2016 I bet that we would stay in the EU. I was wrong along with 48% of the rest of the country.



Not often I agree with the Independent but this was what I was saying all day yesterday. independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli…


ROTFLMAO!

That moment a worker decides to circumvent his superiors and 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝟭𝟭 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀. And because they don't know what they're doing does a fresh install instead of upgrading! "Where's all my stuff gone!?" 🤣 🤣 🤣

That's gonna cost: KerChing

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ ...


If only Margaret Thatcher were still alive. She'd soon sort the Russians out!


in reply to Shredni Vashtar

If you send Boris they'd probably run away too. Although the Geneva convention surely has something to say about using that kind of weapons.
in reply to ghostdancer

The RSPCA would definitely have something to say. It's illegal to put dumb animals in danger.


The obvious next choice for Putin would be Moldovia, but that's too obvious. I'd put my money on either Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania. Maybe Belarus will invade Lithuania on Moscow's behalf?



Well, I didn't feel any earthquake and I went to bed at 22:15 last night.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birm…

I do remember the 2002 one though.