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ROTFLMAO The BBC is getting really desperate now!
๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ต๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ ๐ฎ '๐๐ต๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฝ๐๐ฏ๐น๐ถ๐ฐ ๐๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฒ๐๐', ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ป ๐ป๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐๐น๐ถ๐ณ๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ผ๐๐๐ฒ๐
We need a new hoover at #CastleCannon the missus says there's no way we're spending ยฃ599 on Hoover "But its got spinning floor cleaning pads bubb!"
๐ฆ๐ฎ๐บ๐๐๐ป๐ด ๐๐ฒ๐โข ๐ต๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ต๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐น๐ฒ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐๐๐บ ๐๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฟ
order-order.com/2021/10/01/newโฆ
I am reworking an old favourite song for all those people putting petrol in water bottles.
โซ โช "Bullrings burning, Bullrings, fetch the engine, fetch the engine, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Pour on water, pour on water." โฌ โฉ
metro.co.uk/2021/09/27/panic-bโฆ via @MetroUK
Dying of Man Flu, pneumonia and pleurisy.
Walked Charlie and when I bent over in the porch to take my trainers off my nose dripped all over the floor! ๐คข๐คง๐คฎ
Oh dear- that doesnโt sound great.
Have some Lemsip, take some paracetamol, man-up and stop being such a pussy ๐๐ป
Today we shall be looking through the square window, today's number is 1, and our favourite word is rubiginous #hive
Today we shall be looking through the arched window, today's number is 4, and our favourite word is extramundane #hive


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