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I used to think that news reports about housing shortages in the UK were a load of old codswallop and designed to encourage councils to tear up Brownfield status on as much land as possible. Having watched my daughter desperately trying to buy a flat 14 times so far, I can see there really is a shortage of affordable housing.



Little did I know in the 70s that I would be stopping off at a garage to pick up chocolate Croissants for breakfast at the office one day. ๐Ÿฅ


ROTFLMAO The BBC is getting really desperate now!

๐—•๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ '๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜†', ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-589529โ€ฆ




No breakfast this morning. I'm starving, and all I have in my desk drawer is a pot noodle. ๐Ÿฅบ


Are people really that stupid? When we all watched that video a while back of a man kicking a robot mule and the thing desperately trying to right itself, did you not stop and say to yourself, "Hang on, all that needs is a gun and a camera!"



I am back on the Statins, so surely I can go back on these?



Great! The stupid plastic frame of my glasses has broken. I tried some of that rubbish Gorilla glue and now have glue all over the lens. I can tell how the day is going to pan out.



It gives me a great sense of ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† to hear that staff returning to the office from the protective bubble of working from home or Furlough are all coming down with coughs and colds that refuse to go away now that we're all back to breathing one another's air. ๐Ÿคง ๐Ÿค’



We need a new hoover at #CastleCannon the missus says there's no way we're spending ยฃ599 on Hoover "But its got spinning floor cleaning pads bubb!"

๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด ๐—๐—ฒ๐˜โ„ข ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฌ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ ๐—ฉ๐—ฆ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐—ฅ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿต๐—ฆ๐Ÿฏ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ฉ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜‚๐—บ ๐—–๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ



Price of #Hive must be dropping? I see my account is no longer worth over $2000.00 :'(
#Hive


Currently watching Bad Sports on Netflix. I bet he did lock that referee in?
Juventus #football



Oh, mighty Pond Gods, help me get through today because I'm not feeling the milk of human kindness so far.



When there's a successful solution, EVERYONE wants to get involved; run with it; cover themselves in glory.

The moment there's a problem with the solution, suddenly it becomes one person's sole responsibility.



Well, there's a first (For me.) my Keyboard at work has died! I spent ages scratting around trying to find batteries, but after two swap-outs, I came to the conclusion the Keyboard is dead; it has ceased to be; it is an ex keyboard.




Like most OS upgrades, it's pretty underwhelming for the end-user unless there's sexy new icons or the start menu is moved to the top right corner or file explorer has an overhaul. just like Linux or any other OS for that matter, all the work is 'under the hood' on Windows 11




It just shows how dominant Facebook is in our lives when an outage causes almost worldwide panic.



They need to do away with the calorie charts on food and just put "You should only eat two of these today!" on the packaging instead. I've nearly finished these. :-(



So the TV said something about Google no longer supporting its Movie app and promptly deleted it. I can download the Movies I bought from Google, but they're in some fooked up format that means they can only be played on an Android device. I wish I'd bought DVD's from Amazon now because I bet Google is going to stop its Movie service soon, and I'll lose all my purchases.




It would seem I've won something: "Ecency Discord Giveaway #32 Winner - Congrats!" 500 @ecency points. #hive
#Hive #32



I am reworking an old favourite song for all those people putting petrol in water bottles.

โ™ซ โ™ช "Bullrings burning, Bullrings, fetch the engine, fetch the engine, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Pour on water, pour on water." โ™ฌ โ™ฉ

metro.co.uk/2021/09/27/panic-bโ€ฆ via @MetroUK



My cold has gone, so why are my nostrils continually filling with two gallons of sticky yellow snot mucus?


There is no truth in the rumour that Tesla drivers are hanging around petrol stations laughing their bollocks off.


Upgraded #friendica I can log in. It looks like it's working, but the Admin page is gone or no longer accessible? @Alan I may have to go to the "Fuck Off." support service?


It's one of those 'Floating around' days today. People keep hovering around outside my door. "If the keyboard is clicking then I'm doing something innit!"



๐—–๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜‚๐˜€.
Dying of Man Flu, pneumonia and pleurisy.
Walked Charlie and when I bent over in the porch to take my trainers off my nose dripped all over the floor! ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคฎ
in reply to Shredni Vashtar

Oh dear- that doesnโ€™t sound great.

Have some Lemsip, take some paracetamol, man-up and stop being such a pussy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

in reply to Shredni Vashtar

I am on the way to being cured, however, now I have coughing fits like I'm smoking 80 Woodbines a day! However, I now have a substantial amount of greeny-yellow sticky globs so if anyone has run out of blue-tac?



Good morning everybody.
Today we shall be looking through the square window, today's number is 1, and our favourite word is rubiginous #hive
#Hive



Good morning everybody.
Today we shall be looking through the arched window, today's number is 4, and our favourite word is extramundane #hive
#Hive
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